Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • damon

    #50

    I nominate her for the Chivette o' the Week.

    • DUBU2DEATH

      Good call! I need a hump view!

    • Heres_Johnny30

      I second that motion. Now John has to make it happen.

    • Smaulz

      …do the dance… DO THE DANCE!!!

    • Macro

      Seconded.

    • thebeefinjector

      I second that motion. She's got more ass than Michelle Jenneke. Please send MOAR!!!!!

    • Anon

      only with a "dance" gif to accompany it though

    • Ryan

      Now bounce girl, bounce. Be somebody baby! lol

    • NOOT

      #31 should be the Chivette of the Next Week.

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        #20 and the week after that

    • Ani

      Her paper says, "SE12", no "SER". But otherwise alright!

      • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

        Glad I'm not the only dumbass that noticed that.

      • _DoC_

        I guess all of us straight guys were too busy looking at her boobs and watching her bounce around to even notice she was wearing a race bib.

        • redman12

          boobies are boobies.

    • Next to you

      Hey Cameron, Do you have a Linked In account?

    • thatgirldownsouth

      With accompanying video of the dance of course!

    • Jasonsun

      I love sluts

    • http://twitter.com/smokingood27 @smokingood27

      must see her hump, for the love of god

    • http://twitter.com/smokingood27 @smokingood27

      must see her hump for the love of humps

    • anon

      Um… Barcelona 2012…?

    • McG

      Nailed it…

    • foul83

      Hurdle onto my face.

    • Alex

      PLEASE CHIVE!!! FIND HER FOR ME!!! SEND MOAR PICS PLEASE!!! We should have a post of girls dressed as Michelle jenneke!!! Just throwing it out there!

    • redman12

      I concur.

    • biggles

      Yuuuuuuup

    • Rob

      Approved.

  • BOOMstick

    #50 HOT DAMN

    • Josh

      Ummm where have you been all of my Chiving Life? How do you use your twitter machine?

    • gma

      Hey great idea for a costume and you pulled it off 150%. You look terrific.

      • Stevenb

        $10 bucks says your russian..

    • mikeraw

      Attention Whore mimicking an Attention Whore…. INCEPTION

  • tralfaz

    #1

    Doctor : So how did you get a bike stuck up your ass?

    • Brojte

      You gotta love Portland's Cross Crusades!

    • foul83

      Careful, you don't know where that's…..ah, to hell with it.

  • Spencetron

    #9 I like cougars

    • OhioChiver

      Age is but a number. You'd rock any world you stepped into. Nice work Chivette. ;)

      • softailrider

        Sexy!

    • bobby

      #43 agreed

    • A-Bomb

      We need more of this demographic!
      HOTT !

    • sfb101

      Me too!

    • Colin

      I literally exclaimed, "Holy Shit!" when I saw this entry. Absolutely amazing.

    • FunKiller

      Sup Coooooug?

    • https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hutchings.9828 Kevin Hutchings

      We must see more!!

    • BOING

      Whoever this woman is…. she is smoking. PLEASE SEND MOAR IN!

    • https://www.facebook.com/illiniloyalty John Knolhoff

      That's impressive

    • yerp

      Sexy! I love when gaps look like Golf Tees

    • Everclear

      Oh. Hell. Yes.

      Genetic Jackpot.

    • wyochiver

      OMG! She is SO hot! Happy Frickin' Birthday and thanks for sharing your awesome photo… Please send MOAR right away. And it's okay if you move your hands down to your hips or somewhere else comfortable. We're good with that too. You look fabulous at 40! Wow

    • http://www.facebook.com/ehbrada Lawrence Panis

      40!?!? Omfg! I effin love you!!!!!

    • ya kent

      i call bullshit

    • bdg

      You made me go kick my wife in the vag!!!!!

    • Bob

      Tracy?

    • Poke4Life

      Dear Lord I hope my wife looks like that at 40…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #40 Dear minions, I'll be gone for a week. Commenting will be less than usual.
    Typing with one hand sucks.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)
    – Anti-Fan : http://bit.ly/badminion (second comment thread)

    • Leddy420

      Comment has been removed by the administrator.

    • HumpDan

      only one week?

    • meantux

      could it be?? paula = #38

      • the anti-stan

        I would only really recognize her from the top of her head but yeah, I think it could be..

      • meantux

        I ment #20, sorry.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Hell, the one hand remark combined with a fisting pic should have been enough camouflage :)

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)
        – Anti-Fan : http://bit.ly/badminion (second comment thread)

        • meantux

          I'm sorry honey

    • Andy in Alberta

      "typing with one hand sucks" she says …Like somehow we hadnt already come to that conclusion lol

    • Anomanom

      All I can say is: Don't look it up. Its exactly what it says on the tin, and exactly as disturbing as it sounds.

  • HumpDan

    #20 mmm gimme some of that!

  • Wisconsin Chiver

    #33

    Got into the chive offices once with my gf. Kinda surprised how nice those guys are. Leo gave me a tour himself.

    • techno_viking

      I see some Lagunitas IPA in that fridge. Good choice.

    • Trav1121

      Did Mac kill all those people?! 'What happens when a photo bomber goes off,' will be the local headline.

    • silky

      Their chests originally said cock, but they rearranged it.

  • KCCO

    #5 she's doing it right

    • anony

      COKE

      • tralfaz

        PEPSI

    • adxasd

      but that's not a vacuum, it's a rub shampooer!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        but that's not a vacuum, it's a rub shampooer!
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    • Costanza

      Meth is a hellova drug. . .

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        +2
        Costanza · 2 hours ago
        Meth is a hellova drug. . .
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    • nuccabay

      something about mary status

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

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        nuccabay · 2 hours ago
        something about mary status
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    • Hrdwood

      Doing it right indeed! Suckin down alcohol, suckin up dirt… who cares what time it is!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Doing it right indeed! Suckin down alcohol, suckin up dirt… who cares what time it is!

    • Seriously?

      Uh, what the hell is she thinking? There are only two viable options for waking me up at 4:30: sex or bacon and eggs. That's it!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Uh, what the hell is she thinking? There are only two viable options for waking me up at 4:30: sex or bacon and eggs. That's it!

  • gettinIT

    #7 hello!

  • twd22285

    #17 I do what I want!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Kevintstevens Kevin Stevens

      Not sure, but that nose looks too pointy to be a great white.

      • Steveo

        Correct. It's a mako.

        • Texan

          A big Mako at that…

    • Kodos

      Fuck you, I'm a shark.

    • killa cal

      Catching Sharks with Marlins…. good idea!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Fuck You, Humans.
      This is MY Breakfast

      • thedude325

        I'll be taking that back now!

    • Ken

      That is one Uber-shitty day for a Marlin.

  • tralfaz

    I know what week she wears #16.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      And then you get back at her by having a pair of boxers with that fuckin tree limb on it. Remember that fuckin thing?

    • Hello

      Good thing I have my poké flute

    • Boner_fied!

      BLOW JOB WEEK?

  • gmen

    #11 yes, yes it is

    • Mmmmm

      Giggity

    • Justin

      She is right where she belongs. The kitchen getting ready to cook somethin

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Thou art a Man Of Noble Virtue

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      She's got like….half a bottle of Ranch left!

    • https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hutchings.9828 Kevin Hutchings

      This should be on everyday!

    • Peter

      Mind blowing…

  • lurker

    #47, #50

    I never comment but fuck it, I love the DAR. Makes my day

    • Dr_StrangePants

      and NOW your addiction TRULY Begins

      • Si1entStatic

        I don't know. to be a TRUE CHIVE addict he will need to get an IntenseDebate account with the emails for when people reply to your comment. That is Crack level addiction, now he may be at WEED level………but SOON!

    • Si1entStatic

      we welcome you to the insanity that is the comments section….. may you never leave….. ever.

      Oh and a word of advice. Don't ever get bent out of shape at someone's reply, good or bad, just KCCO.

  • KCCO2

    #43 – Kate Upton & 3 other almost-as-hot chicks

    • Spelling Police

      Looks like Erin Andrews on far left.

      • matt

        and brooklyn decker. but KCCO2 is still correct

        • Swen

          Nope, Erin Andrews obviously the star of that pic.

          • Jen

            i wouldnt even want to take any pics with katie! im surprised the other girls are not melting from her hotness.

    • Guy

      I give Kate Upton a 1/10. I don't find her the slightest bit attractive. I prefer the girl on the right 6.5/10

  • MHM

    #36 moar !

    • Chops1586

      Danica Thrall Here's MOAR – http://www.rsvlts.com/2012/05/11/12-danica-thrall

    • Mike

      Look up Danica Thrall – hint: NSFW

    • Dylan

      Danica Thrall (usually, thankfully NSFW)

    • lostagain

      Danica Thrall, enjoy

    • https://www.facebook.com/kim.machin.39 Kim Machin

      moar moar

  • Lane

    And suddenly the world seems like a better place. #12

    • doodles

      explain plz

      • HumpDan

        must go buy french fries and try this.

    • doodles

      Is this just ketchup in a dixie cup or am I missing something here?

      Fastfood in Canada has been doing this for like 20 years.

      • gwip

        It's not the cup that's important. It's that you can spread the cup out and double it's holding power.

      • Beev

        It's the fact that you can open up the dixie cup to fit more ketchup

        • doodles

          You guys do realize that both the dixie cups and the ketchup are free right? You can just take more cups….

          I don't know….this really doesn't seem life altering to me.

          • Random

            Ketchup, the white trash condiment.

            • Travis

              You son of a bitch…

            • Drew

              As opposed to what? Grey Poupon?

          • Paul from the gump

            Such an American thing to say.

            ps-I'm American

          • Boom!_Headshot!

            it's not about the amount on ketchup in the cup, it's about how you can soak the fries better

    • Ale

      WTH is that!!!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Retards all over the nation's school cafeterias dubbed this the Greatest Day in History.

      …Yes, I know i'm about to receive a lot of hate. But Seriously, the kids in Special Ed ate Ketchup by the bowl…with a Fork.

    • junior

      you know I saw the cup in the back ground and the ketchup thing and thought this was a chick-fil-a dig…i'm from the south and chick-fil-a was a trip to the mall…a big time thing, anyway, its a good sandwich and we should really just keep calm, begining with me… and yes cool story bro…carry on

    • Mr. Berg

      The real pros skip the cup altogether and squirt the ketchup directly onto the paper on the tray

    • http://www.facebook.com/jonny.napolitano Jonny Napolitano

      NO TIME TO FINNISH DAR MUST FIND A MCDONALDS!

  • gmen

    #12 mindblown!!

    • Ben

      I, Just, How,….But, It does what??

    • http://www.facebook.com/andrea.diaz.399041 Andrea Diaz

      .i still dont get it… :( lol

  • Central-Scrutinizer

    #9 DAMN! Stunning!

    • Kharns

      All highway miles I guess.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #7 Just so stunning.

  • Onenut

    #1 Amature biking status lost in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ..

  • 29er

    #16 if she plays my flute, maybe it'll wake up and move

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I was going to say something about Music and Savage Beasts
      …but you sir are a Superior Wordsmith. Bravo to You.

  • kevin

    #9 40? Unbelievable. You have an incredibly sexy body

  • FrankieFlowerz

    #5
    Pure wife material!!!

    • foul83

      Fuck that. Trying to sleep.

  • aVulgarSquirrel

    #13 you have two options: 1) fire 2) move; it's the bees' house now.

    • http://www.facebook.com/rodion.butyrski Rodion Butyrski

      3) EAT ALL THE HONEY!!!

    • Wally

      Or start your own Honey business!

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #37 Said every waiter ever…

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