Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

#3 I get the humor but The Darwin awards are given posthumously.

#22 That looks like Tina Fey…

#3 ha cops, fooled you. *dies in car accident… idiotic shirt

#15 definition of laziness.

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#21 And that's how the world ends.

#21 and so Z-day began…..

#19 is just all kinds of wrong

#5 looks like a consequence of "I do what I want," and just how destructive that philosophy can be.

#3 This isn't about laziness, as it would be easier to just put on your seatbelt than it would be to buy this shirt and change into it every time you get in the car. You'd have to be a special kind of idiot to be so intent on driving without a seatbelt that you would actually buy a special shirt to wear every time you drive.

#21
So this is number 21? Must just be a coincidence.

#15 In the time it took that thing to pull the covers up, I could have done it myself with time left over.

#23 I don't know about anyone else, but I wouldn't want to use that. I LIKE my bacon wavy and curly. That's how you get the nice combination of crispy parts and soft parts in the same strip. Flat bacon is boring bacon.

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#22 At this risk of sounding like a hater, that thing looks like sarah palin… i cant be the only one who sees this?

#21 Someone call Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith quick!!

#17 Looks like Danny Devito

#18

I'm hoping they haven't watched the movie, if they have, their critical thinking skills are horrible, as well as their ability to listen.

#11 Reminds me of my first childhood crush

#10 Flash Kick!

Truly in america…. #2

#14 Is it just me or does the chick on the far left have major crazy eyes?

#17 my eyes when i saw #15

#2 Escalator at Macy's? at Garden Plaza Mall in Paramus NJ. Grew up round those parts. Always asked myself if an escalator that short was normal. apparently no.

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