I have no idea what’s right anymore (32 photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    SECONDSIES!!!!11!!! HA!

    What!? I didn't say FIRST!
    Oh wait, meow I did…. ARGGHHH!!!!!!111!!! Stupid Paradoxies! Stupid Paradoxies!

    #32 Tyra Banks on steroids?

    – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)

    • Paulie

      You will be a failure forever.

    • Effu

      What is wrong with you? Seek help

    • N8r

      I've got a theory….if it's about the attention, up-vote to zero and Paula will go away.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        They have tried…. and failed.

        – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #28 Audition for the live action Pac Man

    • MylesofStyles

      Or just a lot of cocaine.

      • Pete

        He's loosening up the bones which have already been knackered – his nose will be more flexible and won't be so painful when he gets hit in the face, same for his jaw.

        • irishman813

          Didn't work to well. He got his ass kicked by Cain Valasquez that fight. Second round tko.

        • http://www.facebook.com/yogesh.bisineeru Yogesh Bisineeru

          It also helps prevent torn ligaments and broken bones.

          • MylesofStyles

            Bullshit. Cocaine does no such thing.

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      Looks like he's got to sneeze real bad, that's what I do

  • Woody

    Gary Busey the wizard of Odd #3

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #16 No it is not!

    – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #24 Bravo

    • chesterdrawers

      I actually saw this…

      • weldsoft

        … Congrats?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #11 He's got ….!

    – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Nobody!? Not even after 2 hours. Oh oh oh my minions, I am disappoint.
      WOOD! He's got WOOD! WOODY has got WOOD! Get it meow?

      – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)

  • Case

    haha love it

  • MylesofStyles

    #4 I say this every time I rub one out.

    • A-Bomb

      Halifax Harbour, Nova Scotia waterfront

      • MylesofStyles

        Thank you so much. Please provide us with more useless, completely unrelated-to-the-comment information that we don't give a shit about.

  • back2worknow

    #1 Just performing a community service.

    #5 I laughed way too hard at this. People in the cubes around me think I am insane!

    • Underbaker

      Can you order that at Amazon, I want to know some other fun microwave games?

  • twd22285

    #15 That will be one well adjusted kid

    • Kodos

      He'll be lucky to make it out of his teenage years..

  • hey now...

    #29 Sweet! Jeeze, I don't know what they had to complain about.

    • Scale

      Made me laugh

    • OhSomeEvil

      reminds me of Vietnam, don't know why people were complaining we had the best log ride in the world!

  • passwordistaco

    #32 Fuck you for that Alec

    • Al Bondigas

      No dude, that should motivate young girls to be more than..

  • http://www.facebook.com/trish.sidelko Trish Sidelko

    #25 Made my day.

  • gottaclimb

    #16 …. Completely the reason why Tim Curry creeps me out in any other role.

    • https://www.facebook.com/olivervorian.wang Oliver Vorian Wang

      How'd you do, I
      See you've met mah
      Faithful handyman

      I digress. You notice that's actually Frank-n-furter's face on Paula Deen's head, right?

  • Mr. T

    Sign in the back of #19 is great

  • etcrr

    #16 so hot, thank you for your service

  • Tyler

    #6 My experiment went horribly wrong!

    • B Dub

      Come on Tyler. If I look very closely at #6, I can tell its photo-shopped.

  • no one cares

    i guess #17 is Katy Perry

  • BB23


    Chernobyl berry?!?

    • Guest

      picked strawberries for pocket money as a kid, seen plenty of those

  • Forest

    #17 Excellent choice, kids. Excellent choice.

  • Schnizz56

    #17 when I was a kid those would be my choice too…still are actually!!

    P.s. can someone please fix the size if the photos in the comments section.

    • B Dub

      Seriously, these massive comment photos are driving me nucking futs! I now have to "View the full site" instead of mobile version on my phone, and it's slowing my Chive time down!!

  • tv_paul

    #17 Kid or no kids award, these are choice.

  • Stick

    Sup, Cracked

    #29 Because those are slaves

  • KeepinCalm

    #27 mind completely blown

  • Madman

    #28 Oh shit I think I did too much blow.

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