I have no idea what’s right anymore (32 photos)

#11 "There's a snake in my pan…boot"

#3 Just wrong on SO many levels…..creepyness level = 463

#32 I don't know why, but the longer you stare at this, the funnier it gets.

#22
I have nipples, Fokker. Can you milk me?

damn, good thing tomorrow is friday, Chive is running on empty!

#27 Dam it, I almost fainted from this shit.

#24 Got a chuckle. Well done.

#3 Still brilliant and haunting.

#16 I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

#27
This hurt my head

#16 looks like Paula Deen and Jerry Seinfeld had a love child…

#4 is Halifax Harbor, Nova Scotia, Canada

#15 if you know oakland park girls like i know oakland park girls, they prob popped a xanax and went down on him in the pool

#1
Wonder if the cop arrested the guy afterwards for drinking in public?

#24 – friggen hilarious

#21 WTF!?

#14

"Tim is always such a stick in the mud. We should stop inviting him places. He just sits there waiting for things to happen around him."

28 Rolling Balls

#27 mind blown

#31 lol'd prety hard to that: Dam Rhino rapers!

#17 thats enough to know it's katy perry.

#32 Shoot it!!!!!!

#32…Will someone please kill her?? Please??

#23

My Rebuttal (Absolutely NSFW):
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

#15 Now image a bunch of guys waving their dicks at a six year old girl

Double Standard

#11 if I were between two vixens like that, I'd be Woody too.