I never knew tanning could be so creatively stupid (4 Photos)

  • Joe

    Joe was first!

    • Woody

      Good job Joe, now you can die peacefully.

    • Some dude

      Eh gave sacrifice upvote, he did beat me here.

  • saucypants

    This is a really stupid post.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Just because the guy did this is no reason to call him names!

      • heywood jablowme

        saying he's stupid isn't calling him names, its stating a fact.

        • Woody

          Bob is gay for posting this dumb fuck.

          • A BiPolar Guy

            did you miss what I did there, or could you just not resist confusing fact and opinion

          • A BiPolar Guy

            well, then I'm sure he'll just slink away and cry in a corner after that remark.

        • that one guy

          this is no more stupid than idiots who get their bodies covered in tattoos. i find it far less stupid. at least a tan naturally disappears in a few months, as opposed to waiting 20 years before realizing how your tattoos make you look like a moron, and end up spending your life's savings to get them removed.

          • yourmom

            You sir, are lame. I spent my life's savings on tattoo removal said no one ever.

      • SumCat

        I saw what you did there. I LOL'd.

  • DingDong

    That's pretty funny…

    • Bob

      Really… A spitting cock?

  • evan

    interesting idea…looks like total dumbass

    • Haterade

      He could at least get in shape?

  • Adam F

    Know this guy! Used to work with him. For all you name callers out there, let's see you come up with something this cool and original! Otherwise STFU!!! a@*holes.

    • M<D

      you know him? or you ARE him.

      • Ravienne_Cullen

        or he WANTS him

      • Adam F

        Haha nah I know him.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      You misspelled "Retarded". The only thing needed to make this complete is for him to duckface.

    • openpalm 2face

      This is neither cool or original. It's retarded, and shouldnt be endorsed behavior. I hope he gets skin cancer, and they put "he and his boyfriend Adam thought he was cool" on his tombstone.

      • Fuck cancer

        I agree it's stupid but I would NEVER wish anybody got cancer
        That's just awful
        Fuck cancer

      • http://www.facebook.com/ulreys Susie Ulrey

        yea it is dumb but you sir are an asshole

    • NDChiver

      Original yes…cool no. I refuse to applaud this fools originality.

    • http://www.facebook.com/attila.asboth.52 Attila Asboth

      I know your mom…

  • Anonymous

    Is that a big dark cock on his stomach?

    • https://www.facebook.com/markawol Mark Wolcott

      A spitting cock even.

    • sandy astroglide

      I'm guessing it's one of many.

  • Ravienne_Cullen

    What…. the hell? That job interview is going to be awkward now unless he wears a turtleneck… and turtlenecks are awkward enough themselves

    • john v.

      and gloves. not sure why he tanned his face and left his hands white.

  • Kcruz09

    Thats fucking stupid….but kinda cool

  • http://beerandstupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

    This mans body looks like it's taken from Dove's "Real Beauty" Campaign. Sorry.

  • Gsuss

    Creative way of getting cancer

  • Belyse

    Virginity level: 10

  • http://www.facebook.com/bj.lincoln Bj Lincoln

    While I don't do tanning beds and live in sunblock all summer, it is a creative idea for body art for those who do. I could see something like this catching on. Maybe kits for sale at resorts and tanning booths.

    • RoosterCock

      All of them can have big cocks on their stomachs like "Anonymous" said above.

  • Whorebait


    By posting this stuff, your enabling the stupid that are seeking internet fame to do idiotic things like this.

    • The_Dood

      For calling people stupid and idiotic, your grasp of contractions leaves a bit to be desired.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ulreys Susie Ulrey

      you're* idiot

  • Andy Valentine

    Melanoma is not Latin for "sexy"

  • MohawkJon

    It's a Cock coming from his… Rooster.

    • Jared

      Looks like the "cock" is a spitter… ?

      Cool Idea, but I need to see a Chivette do this, not a dude.

  • Sade


  • Cin

    How he is keeping his virginity safe!

  • mshaw166

    I stopped wearing tightey whiteys when I was like 9. Dork.

    • tim

      Looks more like a diaper than traditional underwear.

  • SteelHorseCowboy

    To each there own, who really gives a shit….

  • Hrdwood

    damn… and I was embarrassed in gym class just because I had a farmer's tan…

  • obie0983

    Another gotye music video?

  • AWV

    I'm kind of like whatever about the concept, but the artwork is pretty lame. I mean, how different would this post be if he had like a big batman symbol across his chest, or some cool like skeleton design? This looks like he's turned himself into a human shower curtain.

  • john v.

    I love the idea, but not the design. poor choice of panties too.

    • Charlie_Cheen

      John, did you just call another dudes underwear panties?

  • Mike

    Great he just started the next trend of tramp stamp sun tans.

  • Grant

    It's a neat idea for your bicep, perhaps. A new look at tattooing, sure. But the design that he came up with leaves a little bit to be desired. Done properly, it could be a thing.

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