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This man really loves his trains (Video)

August 2, 2012 | In: Auto, FAIL, Funny, Video, WTF

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Was it as good for you as it was for him?

jmdmn

It is a pretty cool retro train, but no way that guy lasts 30 seconds in bed.

RCT

You're right. Haha. He would last as long that train takes to pass.
RonnyDump

Is it me or does this guy sound its Thomas Lennon from Reno 911
naluukti

I don't think this guy will ever have a partner in said bed.
He'll be tooting his own horn, if you know what I mean…

jebb

I think he might make it to 45 seconds unless the girl wears a conductor's cap and yells all a board.

Bill Boner

He would fuck a Transformer.

BarkEater

LOLZ

Craigery

What's the point of this?

Every commenter

Wait, why did the video just change? A second ago it was a video some guys doing a cover of "All That She Wants".

mastrrob

and it was pretty good.

Scodeling

The point of this is to reply and discuss why someone wouldn't change their name from Craigery the first heartbeat they turn 18.

Scodeling

'Coarse this is coming from a guy who goes by Scodeling. fml.

shofmon88

This guy is making fun of "foamers" (diehard railfans, with rabid ferocity about trains). He's a fake, but there really are people like this out there.

http://www.facebook.com/tom.wilhelm.35 Tom Wilhelm

Alright I laughed at this, it was pretty entertaining
Doug

I wonder if he ran up to it and humped it

RobyGC

THIS IS SPECIAL!!

nowhereboy

and suddenly my life seems a little less depressing.

http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

Tro tro

Chiv3On

HAHA, this was great! More people should have things they love as much as this guy loves trains

KCCO!

NCChiver

Agreed, passion like that is a hard thing to come by these days. I wish I was as passionate about something.
greenpasturesart

Most guys do… it's called women.

tapsnapornap

Yeah but can you go around filming women while making O noises in public?

greenpasturesart

Am I not supposed to be doing that?

tapsnapornap

I don't know if there's necessarily a law or anything…

Cubbie

For most of us its vagina
Gman

I do…..I love vagina like this

Bobolink

I feel dirty.

Ty4

Do you need a cigarette?

I like mah dranks

Wow… This dudes virgin level is over 9000

Ken

Can you imagine his first time having sex… "Oh God! A 1985, Asian Bubble Ass! WOW! I'm foaming over here! Oh yesssssssssss!!"
Ha ha focker out

Virgin level Mary!

http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

What?? I busted a nut. Didnt u guys?

patov40

This guy, according to him, had the most normal boner the whole time he was filming. Also, BJrake licks balls. B)

guy

I wonder how he would handle watching it go into a tunnel.

Grant

That is absolutely hysterical. +1 for extreme cleverness!

CCJosh

agreed!

G_Had

If I'm reading a funny comment online a silent laugher crawls over my face but this one made me cracking. Didn't expect that
Billy

OHHH Yes look at it go through that glory hole. OHHH Yes.
Geranimal

"Oh ya, go into the tunnel. Go into that dirty, dirty tunnel. Faster! Faster! Go into that tunnel so fast that no one will ever need to go into that tunnel ever again!" "Ohhhhhhhh the horn, the hooooorrrrrrrrrn!"

tony

straight lost it when i read that… damn lol

dnak24

trying so hard not to laugh at work right now

https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

If I could give you a medal, I would.

Joe

I'd like something other than a medal ….Got any ribbons?

patov40

Winner! B)
tony

haahaahaahaaa

JoJo

Forever alone Level=9000

tapsnapornap

Is that the maximum level? It seems like that's the highest level I've seen mentioned…

Exploderator

I believe 9000 is just the last level assigned it's own number.
Amber

FYI:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik

present

Not my thing, but good for him that he's so happy about something.

Live and let live. It is funny, though.
iXOredheds

Double Rainbow!

The Cooze

Ha! That's what I thought.

"WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?"
Tony

All The Way!!!

i dont know

someone get him a tissue! ;D
Spelling Police

I think you can hear him bust one at 2:10. Then he gets all sleepy after.

Giggles

LOL
Jess

Maybe. But at 1:31 to 1:36, definitely.

Ale

I didn't know the double-rainbow guy was a big fan of trains..!!

http://twitter.com/JDougE09 @JDougE09

Hahahahaha I thought the same thing!
Jeremy

Double Trainbow

Brian

He railed that big girl right in the caboose, cause that's how she rolls.
https://www.facebook.com/tobeejay Bee Jay

Traingasm… listen 2 that wHOReN..
tv_paul

I think the train wasn't the only thing a comin' ( to borrow a line from Mr. Johnny Cash)
http://www.facebook.com/randon.gardiner Randon Gardiner

Awaiting the auto tune version of this…. ready set go!

B Dub

And cue the music…… This is my first attempt oops, um, at an e-harmony video. Um, I’m nervous but I’m excited at the same time. So I’m just gonna start talking about what I like
I love trains. I love every kind of train.
I just wanna hug all of them but I can’t…..

Mike

Anyone else notice how much this guy sounds like Bill Murray? Or am I alone there?

Doc Brown

exactly what i was thinkin

lello_bayb

Take the vocals and put it into a porno…. LOL
Loosecaboose

Well that guy loves horns
Grant

Funny, yes, but awesome as well. I'm not into trains, but to be that passionate about anything is superb. KCCO, brother!
hey now…

Aspergers.

jmoasahkua

Passion

windowlicker

Asparagus

tapsnapornap

Assburgers

John

that is so weird. I thought the same thing when I was watching it.

twd22285

Did I hear him drop "that doesn't stop a BONER" @ 1:18…

A_rex

No … he said "FOAMER" a term used to describe rabid railfans.
Digger

I think he said "Foamer" sounds worse really.
NS Retired

Those of us on the *REAL* railroad had a name for these rypes: "FOAMER"= someone who foams at the mouth over a train. Believe it or not, there ARE some that are a bit "tetched" in the head over this stuff. Another name is "National Railway 'Hysterical' Society", a parody on the National Railway Historical Society. I've seen a few carry on this bad in person. We thought they were nuts! God forbid an old steam engine should come to town! They'd go absolutely raving MAD!

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