August 2, 2012 |
In: Auto, FAIL, Funny, Video, WTF
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Was it as good for you as it was for him?
It is a pretty cool retro train, but no way that guy lasts 30 seconds in bed.
You're right. Haha. He would last as long that train takes to pass.
Is it me or does this guy sound its Thomas Lennon from Reno 911
I don't think this guy will ever have a partner in said bed.
He'll be tooting his own horn, if you know what I mean…
I think he might make it to 45 seconds unless the girl wears a conductor's cap and yells all a board.
He would fuck a Transformer.
What's the point of this?
Wait, why did the video just change? A second ago it was a video some guys doing a cover of "All That She Wants".
and it was pretty good.
The point of this is to reply and discuss why someone wouldn't change their name from Craigery the first heartbeat they turn 18.
'Coarse this is coming from a guy who goes by Scodeling. fml.
This guy is making fun of "foamers" (diehard railfans, with rabid ferocity about trains). He's a fake, but there really are people like this out there.
Alright I laughed at this, it was pretty entertaining
I wonder if he ran up to it and humped it
THIS IS SPECIAL!!
and suddenly my life seems a little less depressing.
HAHA, this was great! More people should have things they love as much as this guy loves trains
Agreed, passion like that is a hard thing to come by these days. I wish I was as passionate about something.
Most guys do… it's called women.
Yeah but can you go around filming women while making O noises in public?
Am I not supposed to be doing that?
I don't know if there's necessarily a law or anything…
For most of us its vagina
I do…..I love vagina like this
I feel dirty.
Do you need a cigarette?
Wow… This dudes virgin level is over 9000
Can you imagine his first time having sex… "Oh God! A 1985, Asian Bubble Ass! WOW! I'm foaming over here! Oh yesssssssssss!!"
Virgin level Mary!
What?? I busted a nut. Didnt u guys?
This guy, according to him, had the most normal boner the whole time he was filming. Also, BJrake licks balls. B)
I wonder how he would handle watching it go into a tunnel.
That is absolutely hysterical. +1 for extreme cleverness!
If I'm reading a funny comment online a silent laugher crawls over my face but this one made me cracking. Didn't expect that
OHHH Yes look at it go through that glory hole. OHHH Yes.
"Oh ya, go into the tunnel. Go into that dirty, dirty tunnel. Faster! Faster! Go into that tunnel so fast that no one will ever need to go into that tunnel ever again!" "Ohhhhhhhh the horn, the hooooorrrrrrrrrn!"
straight lost it when i read that… damn lol
trying so hard not to laugh at work right now
If I could give you a medal, I would.
I'd like something other than a medal ….Got any ribbons?
Forever alone Level=9000
Is that the maximum level? It seems like that's the highest level I've seen mentioned…
I believe 9000 is just the last level assigned it's own number.
Not my thing, but good for him that he's so happy about something.
Live and let live. It is funny, though.
Ha! That's what I thought.
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?"
All The Way!!!
someone get him a tissue! ;D
I think you can hear him bust one at 2:10. Then he gets all sleepy after.
Maybe. But at 1:31 to 1:36, definitely.
I didn't know the double-rainbow guy was a big fan of trains..!!
Hahahahaha I thought the same thing!
He railed that big girl right in the caboose, cause that's how she rolls.
Traingasm… listen 2 that wHOReN..
I think the train wasn't the only thing a comin' ( to borrow a line from Mr. Johnny Cash)
Awaiting the auto tune version of this…. ready set go!
And cue the music…… This is my first attempt oops, um, at an e-harmony video. Um, I’m nervous but I’m excited at the same time. So I’m just gonna start talking about what I like
I love trains. I love every kind of train.
I just wanna hug all of them but I can’t…..
Anyone else notice how much this guy sounds like Bill Murray? Or am I alone there?
exactly what i was thinkin
Take the vocals and put it into a porno…. LOL
Well that guy loves horns
Funny, yes, but awesome as well. I'm not into trains, but to be that passionate about anything is superb. KCCO, brother!
that is so weird. I thought the same thing when I was watching it.
Did I hear him drop "that doesn't stop a BONER" @ 1:18…
No … he said "FOAMER" a term used to describe rabid railfans.
I think he said "Foamer" sounds worse really.
Those of us on the *REAL* railroad had a name for these rypes: "FOAMER"= someone who foams at the mouth over a train. Believe it or not, there ARE some that are a bit "tetched" in the head over this stuff. Another name is "National Railway 'Hysterical' Society", a parody on the National Railway Historical Society. I've seen a few carry on this bad in person. We thought they were nuts! God forbid an old steam engine should come to town! They'd go absolutely raving MAD!
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