Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (38 Photos)

  • BOOMstick

    #38 slowly and uncontrollably my laptop rises out of my lap

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Sigh…. you should have said "FIRST!".

      – the one you love to hate

      • Sprung Chicken

        Mon Cheri- Are you there? "Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef.
        Louvre come back to me!

        Still Love You!!!!!!!



    • Jimmie Dean

      What about #13 ? Can we talk about that for a second?

      • Kenai

        what about #32? No one said "what ball?"

        • JHL1

          That's because there's no boobs.

          • theloosesock

            no boobs needed, sexy as hell!

  • thomas


    I like this girl. I dunno why, but I do.

    • geezboobsareneat.


    • FunKiller

      I know exactly why I do. She's not afraid to take life by the handle and say, fuck it, it's Friday!!!

    • matt

      shes hot, is wearing bfm, and chugging straight out of the pitcher. seems fairly straightforward. and awesome.

    • Well Played Sir

      because your number 2! nice

    • static

      Duuur.. she is obv. love@1stsite4onling33k, so no need to post this….

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    #11 hello there!!!

    • Marko

      those have become the best part of my day

    • Hmmm

      Those two look a lot like the ones Denise Milani has; how can I tell? that green vein on her left boob looks familiar. And who cares if I'm wrong anyway?

    • james

      Can we get a mother fuc@ing hand bra of these or something??

    • keystone183

      Gross man. At least you can't see the giant, nasty areolas…

      • hootie

        Am I the only other guy here who agrees that these giant freakbags aren't attractive? Give me some perfect Cs anyday-

        • Meowmix

          No, I'm with you. To each his own, but I'm not remotely attracted to Christina Hendricks types. I sincerely hope you got voted down for your phrasing of words, because each deserves his own opinion

        • Xander

          Nope. Once they're so big the veins become visible from a distance.. they're too big.

          I'll take a C or even a B, please.

      • yucky boobies

        In other news, keystone183 enjoys the penis, wholeheartedly.

        • That kid got jobbed

          I just blew a snot bubble.

          • http://twitter.com/weavty1 @weavty1

            I just blew a semen bubble

    • whyme1973


    • that guy over there

      They're big enough to have their own gravitational pull. True story.

    • Ian

      She is obviously not an Olympic athlete.

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      Marry me

    • yeah

      and they are real!!!

    • kelley

      These my friends, and you might only know it if you had kids, are post-prego boobs. Filled with milk.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ulreys Susie Ulrey

        wrong…. never been prego. they have just always been big

        • 222

          so there yours, congratulations. no work for you….. 🙂

          • http://www.facebook.com/ulreys Susie Ulrey

            yes they rent perfect but i think they are nice and my boyfriend love. thats all that maters to me!

            • http://twitter.com/dbumbaco @dbumbaco

              Great tits Susie!

    • patov40

      The reason the phrase, "Great googly moogly!!" was invented. B)

  • jamison


    ouch! get well very soon!

    • Woody

      i pray for your spee dee recoveree

    • #387

      Well looks like hand jobs only for awhile….just kidding get well very soon!

      • J. Phine

        I hope work is taking care of all expenses.Get well and be safe!

    • testington

      WTF is on his head?

  • humperdink

    #38 Wow !!! Phils army edson 2012

  • jimbozo

    #2 Just stole my heart

    • Tim

      Because she's drunk and probably a slut?

    • http://coreyvandersleen.wordpress.com Outlaw

      Watch out, she may steal your beer too.

  • El_profe

    #26 yes it was. Very hard to keep calm

    • AssHaterson

      John, we must have more of this girl. COTW!!!

    • http://twitter.com/smokingood27 @smokingood27

      must see that hump for the love of humps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/smokingood27 @smokingood27

      MOAR !!!!!!!!!!!

    • Pikesville

      More like very calm to keep hard

  • kal50

    #26 #11 made my week. Thank you ladies! You win!

    • whyme1973

      I vote for them to be a weekly feature.

    • ESD

      Myyyyyy god.

      They tie for gold in the Internet Olympics!

  • kal50

    #1 Quick Google AAA

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I guess some people at Google didn't quite understand the "Dump the streetview material" order…

      – the one you love to hate

    • Ethix_

      I misread this and thought that you had been attacked by the Black Beast of AARRGGH from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    • tapsnapornap

      *Google streetview it.

  • Daniel Warren

    #16, #18

    The Valkyrie is one of my favorite craft beers. Good on the chive for supporting hard working independent brewers. Warms my drunken heart.

    • sheoncebelieved

      why do they only have like 2.5 oz of beer in their cups? I don't understand that….

  • Lauren

    #35, #36, #37

    As the sun sets on the DAR, the internet is over for the week.

  • jimbozo

    #26 we need a backside shot of her

    • Rich

      We need a gif too

    • 360

      Who is that????

  • http://www.facebook.com/skylar.r.young Skylar Ray Young

    I like turtles.

    • http://www.facebook.com/skylar.r.young Skylar Ray Young

      What i meant by this was…. There are to many gorgeous women for me thing and make any reasonable sense….

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Demonstrate value
        Engage physically
        Nurture dependence
        Neglect emotionally
        Inspire hope
        Seperate entirely

  • OhioChiver

    #15 Pinky and Fridays go together like PB&J. Nice work sexy. 😉

    • SamSquanch

      My inner nerd came out and I must admit I noticed the Ninja Turtles cups in the cupboard.

      • Hu Flung Poo

        I saw Shake in there too.

        • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

          and a Charlie Brown one!

    • twd22285

      She is a BUN!

    • http://twitter.com/Manningn @Manningn

      Whenever Pinky posts it always makes my day. Chive on you magnificent creature you.

    • 419stuff

      go ohio!

    • patov40

      Nice view Pinky. Oh, and the Charlie Brown mug = want! B)

  • FarknChiveon

    #11 Well, hello ladies!

  • http://www.anthony-tyler.com Anthony_Tyler


    No one. Absolutely no one survived the crash on I-90 this afternoon. Sad. Sad story.

  • Bob

    #26 I approve…

  • Wogsamatta

    Damn!!! i refreshed my page for 10 minutes so i could be a douche bag by typing first and i failed.

    • Mo'Phat

      Don't sell yourself short, Wogsamatta…you're still a tremendous douche bag.


      • gmen


  • nuccabay

    #38 what a way to end the week!!!

    • elo2

      find her already!!!

  • Kodos

    Hi-res is a beautiful thing….

  • Hi There

    first…… Maybe????

  • Ken

    Hi John and Leo,

    Thank you for Tapiture – when I have finished with the Chive I always have another place to go……until work bans it.

    • Peter

      That's what anonymouse.org is for!

  • f3n1x187

    ❤ hapoy friday Pinky!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/zenner15 Jordon Zenner

    #13 I feel like their trying to tell me something….

    • jim thorton

      lotta lesbians in that photo. This one too:

      • Trav1121

        You say that like it is a bad thing…

        • sdago25

          Chick-fil-a says it is.

          • meh

            Uhhh ok…how about we keep the political b.s. to ourselves. But since you've said something, they merely said that they do not support it, they didn't say anything about it being a bad thing.

      • sean

        I want to watch!

      • silky

        Just because they shot your pathetic ass down doesn't mean they are lesbians.

      • Bubba

        = Dutch hockey team. Google and enjoy!

    • Paul

      If that's the Polo Team, where's their horses?

      • anon

        Don't know if it is the water polo team, but definitely is "The Dream Team"

    • Meowmix


    • Swaff

      bear fucker, do you need assistance?!

    • MeMe

      Definitely not water polo…. Maybe synchronized swimming. These girls are way to small and cute to be polo players…

      • Doohickle

        Yea definitely not the water polo team. These girls are too skinny and cute

    • Katie

      I highly doubt an Olympic team would pose naked… I could be wrong

  • Trav1121

    #25 'I don't want a large Farva! I want a goddamn litre o' cola!'

    Hooray for the long weekend! Chive on, folks!

    • nuccabay

      where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo??? Denim Dan

      • Trav1121

        'License and registration… CHICKEN FUCKER!!' Haha Love that movie. So many hilarious and memorable parts.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Mr sunshine on my goddamn shoulder john denver

    • FunKiller

      Do we sell liter-a-cola?

      • Trav1121

        "Litre is French for Gimme some fucking cola before I break vous fuckin' lips!!"

    • Barnstormer

      Anyone else notice its a "helping our schools" tag lol

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