Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • DaleP

    #8 great way to start the day…

    • Wisti

      too bony

      • King O spades

        And that's how u justify banging fat women. Oh I get it you're talking about your hand!

    • blake

      mmmm hmm back dimples for monday morning

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Indeed, Stretching is Marvelous Way to Start the Morning

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Not as great as #35….

    • bdg

      WOW that is all

    • LOL

      Looks like a good opportunity to test that "thing" they do with three women that I've seen on; far too many, doujins.

  • ChivingOn

    #4 That happens to me every morning when I look in the mirror
    #30 and yes not going to lie, I want (not to protect my virginity!)

    • etcrr 131p

      i use to drive a truck but it was a real truck and not a fake truck that guy has a fake truck that you can control remotely with a remote lol

      • Zuke

        Really? A clearly erudite fellow such as yourself relegated to driving a truck? How ever could such a thing occur?

    • Zuke

      Hey, that happens to me when I look in the mirror too!

      Except I look in the mirror I wonder how a young gentleman could ever get to be so motherfucking handsome. Then I remember how screwed up and lonely I am. Then my day gets worse.

  • Nicole

    #35 hang in there little buddy!! We are rooting for you!! KCCO 🙂

    • Jawbone

      That kid is tougher than I'll ever hope to be. Thanks for showing what a real man looks like, little guy.

    • Black6dog

      I love when I see a kid like that so happy. I've got nothing going wrong for me in my life and this kid is still happier than me on my best day, reminds me what's important

      • huskernut


    • Bubba

      Puts all things in perspective… Kick Cancer and Chive On little hero!

      • B rex

        You are right, mate. I was having a shit day and feeling sorry for myself. Seeing this defo puts it in perspective and gives me a kick up the ass. Best of luck with the chemo little buddy. I'm rooting for you!

    • MikeOverHere

      God, don't encourage him. It might give Chive the idea that we want to see pictures of ugly kids.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You don't troll pics like this. Karma will get you.

        No hug,
        – kick cancers behind kid!

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          You can tell a homeless man to stay warm but its all for naught if u dont give him a blanket

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            If you build a man a fire, he will be warm all night. If you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.


            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              We should see each other less. Your humor is turning way too dark right meow.

              Love it/ya though ❤

              – the one missing her fan testimonial database over here

        • Magical Michael

          Shut up Paula, you dumb bitch. You are the biggest piece of shit troll on this site.

      • Franchise

        Heartless… I wish people like you didn't have a keyboard.

    • theederv

      Who's cutting onions?

      • Guest

        Yeah, dang things are messing up things over here too.

        Ah, hell, we know it's this great kid being tough. Keep fightin', little man, and kick cancer's butt!

    • Mdilly

      Go Breweres!

    • Lowrent75

      Kick that shit to the curb Little Man. Keep on Fighting and Eff cancer!!

    • JustAnotherGuy

      I didn't know Gilbert Gottfried was a Chiver!

    • Diamond

      Chive on Buddy!

    • chelsey

      that little boy has amazing strength!!! keep it up little guy we are all cheering for you. KCCO<3

    • Ed Jones

      Well done, little warrior! What a hoss!

    • Iggygjr

      Keep fighting little man . Kcco

  • https://www.facebook.com/javier.esparza.73 Javier Esparza


    • Javier no es bueno


    • Kristen

      in line for government handouts.

  • KCCO

    #35 Good to see a kid that's gone through all of that, still smiling. Chive On little man!

    • RealZoo

      Kid looks like a real "Champ". Hang in there buddy!!!

    • Liv

      I hope to be half the person you already are dude! You are my hero!

  • Mr. Somewhat Awesome


  • ShaHiROHara

    #35 KCCO Little man…you keep fighting cancer and us Chiver's will always have your back! ♥

    • Gumby

      Great event for a great cause. Happens in my hometown and always draws a lot of attention. Chive on!

    • Sheila A

      Prayers for you and your family ! Keep fighting, Tiger !

  • J..

    #31 Great man!

    • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

      #21 #31 legend.. when people need a view point to understand that anything can be accomplished instead of just sitting and waiting for something to happen! go go Oscar!!!

      • CaptainInsano

        People from the Caribbean are awesome.. and I loved how Usain Bolt said, "Jamaica is all about having fun"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003368090682 Xrate Decoy

      Faith in humanity restored

    • Anon

      Loved his interview about the name exchange and how he complimented so many runners as being good people and talked of the respect between them

    • Phil

      He actually finished 16th overall in the World, not quite "last"

    • OhioChiver

      Class. He has it.

    • Sheila A

      No losers in this picture — just two GREAT MEN ! ! !

    • mordifi

      why did he change tags with him? sorry kinda slow today

  • Jawbone

    #18 Wow. What a fucking douchebag. Hope whatever frat boy you're blowing in the shower giggled when you showed him that.

    • captain obv

      throne of games, how did you not get that?

    • mtwaddell


    • https://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick-Bateman Fancypants

      It's called "having fun." Pull the stick out of your ass and try it sometime, because you seem to be doing it wrong.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jonny.napolitano Jonny Napolitano

      haters gunna hate. chivers gunna chive

    • patov40

      Jawbone fails at posting. He must have been with those kids in the background who seem mortified at all this. Someday they'll laugh. B)

    • foul83

      I didn't know what the hell was going on. Thought he was stealing Pez or something.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy


    • Anna

      I am in there somewhere. That's in Great Lakes, IL Navys birthday last year. Pretty awesome!

    • http://www.facebook.com/rzgonick Zack Gonick

      I remember those days well. I was injured at the time or I would have been in the picture as well.(Porter Penguins!)

      • http://www.facebook.com/kylejheard Kyle Heard

        No fuckin way, i was on the porter too haahaha. I was moved to the franklin at the start of A school though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/eric.johnston.980 Eric Johnston

      i was on the cole over there and that picture was not a fun time preparing for I'm in one of the stars somewhere

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      thank all of you for your services. you guys rock.

  • Nickey J

    <img src="http://www.goldstoressite.com/shop/listz/ns.jpg">#8 #15 Awesome today, Nice girls ,nice morning, everything will be fine <img src="http://www.goldstoressite.com/shop/listz/sn2.jpg"&gt;

    • bdg

      #15 Pedobear level 10000

  • Wet_tosti

    #35 Fighting cancer from ten months? This kid must have Spartan blood running trough his veins! Keep Calm and Cancer is stupid ( i can't swear what if the kid sees this)

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Of course the Spartan will see al the comments! And it will help him.

      – stay strong and kick cancers behind!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        He may see them but i dont think he can read.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Props to the rents tho for not being retard teen parents and for having the means to take care of it

  • Dom

    #27 This photo took a whole month and a half to figure it out, the whole thing sucked, I'm in one of the stars. Wasn't worth any bit of it and the photo even came out crappy.

    • EMG

      Is this Westpoint?

      • Paddy

        No definitely not

    • Ian

      You might be IN one of the stars, but you are certainly not a star with a comment like that.

    • Dom sucks donkeys

      Cool story, bro.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kylejheard Kyle Heard

      It was in great lakes, IL. I was there when they did it but they didnt make me go. Shitty weather and the leadership had no idea what they were doing. Sorry you took part in it bro lol

  • redsolocup

    #21 #31 #35 Just a lot of strong images in this post Chive…..damn onions!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Fuk yea i hate photos too bra. My souls been stolen like 5 times already

      • Billy

        How old are you? I feel sorry for your boyfriend……………

  • Mikey

    #1 soon…

    • ShaHiROHara

      I won't judge…I make the same exact face when I sense food in my personal space.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Her personal space is bigger than most…..

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yo mikey im really happy for u and ima let u finish… But that one comment was still the best comment of all time

    • zoom

      The lioness spots her prey . . .

    • Molon Labe

      Buffet Slayer

    • foul83

      It's gonna be a blood bath.

  • whosthatguy

    #8 This guy's got some good eyes

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      They dykin they dykin

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.d.zavala Anthony Danger Zavala


    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yea ok anthony danger u would think that

      • JJ = pedobear

        I think he was talking about you

    • Kristen


  • Wet_tosti

    #21 these are my special shoes! Mama always said they would take me anywhere!

    • ben

      In the interest of a level playing field, i wish he didn't wear those. They use technology that was banned from shoes and they give him an advantage. If the competition can't use that technology neither should he.

      • Si1entStatic

        I would agree if he had rockets or wheels attached to his prosthetic legs and he set new world records and was 10 body lengths ahead of all other runners.

        Those legs are just enough to get him on an equal footing(no pun intended) with the rest of the field. Alas he didn't even medal so who cares? good job for not giving up and settling for the Special Olympics….

      • Rhode Island Chiver

        Hey dipshit…..if you followed the Olympics or even researched the prosethetics…you would know that they DO NOT give him an advantage. They are actually the same pair he has been wearing for years, no spring to them….just an extension of his legs. You can't even get your information right!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    #35 KCCO little man. Prayers are with you.

    • Cancer kids hate you

      LOL I bet you whispering hopes to a make believe father-figure in the sky is TOTALLY going to help him. How about instead of praying, you send 10 bucks to a cancer research center and do something that helps in the real world.

      • Michael

        Or you can do both?

        • JustPassingThrough

          Prayers aren't going to save that kid, science is.
          Sorry religious people – keep doing what you do though if it makes you feel better.

          • Underbaker

            If you guys don't believe in God and the power of prayer that's fine, but some of us do and we have just as much right to do those prayers as you have not to do them, so please stop raining on our parade as we do what we feel will help. To the little Golfing Dude KCCO and God Bless, my prayers are with you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      I'm always making donations.

      But you guys that dont believe prayers mean anything live sad lives.

      • Ryan Giggs

        No, our lives are great. We place importance on ACTUALLY helping people, not making wishes and then doing nothing. Also, I don't have to spend hours every Sunday listening to a dude in a robe read from a book which was plagiarized from other religions which pre-dated it.

        • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

          i really dont care what you think dude. if you dont like it just keep quiet and do your own thing.

  • Fred

    I am up way to early…….

  • Kunal Patel


    Suck it, bitch!

    • tralfaz

      Ron Jeremy was such a cute kid.

  • Professor Squeegee


    Santa is updating his list, that's all it is, right?

  • scoop it

    #13 nope

  • http://beerandstupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

    #35 Kid is awesome!

    • Chuck D

      Why, becuase he has cancer?

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        no, because he's not you.

  • Buda B

    This one is just perfect #1

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