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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (28 Photos)

August 6, 2012 | In: Funny, Motivational

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Ralph

#3 I vote Sasha Grey be in the porno version

Turrebo

1) Do you realy think a porn flick needs a story line?
2) Sasha Grey has retired from porn

fusicus

Let the lil fella dream

MarauderV8

Emma Watson for the theatrical version.

that_dude_b

Emma Watson for the porn version!

MylesofStyles

I thought every version was the porn version.

Frosterson

The only motivation this gave me was to NEVER go to New Zealand
#26

https://www.facebook.com/tim.gilding Tim Gilding

I'm from New Zealand and I have no idea what they hell that is!
Androaz

Looks pretty cute actually. But I'm not terrified of insects anyway… Still, first reaction to #4 was "apply flamethrower and then nuke from orbit"
HUH?

new zealand is nothing like australia. there is really nothing in NZ that could hurt you. true story.

Guz

Well I once shagged a maori bird and she bit my knob while giving me head. So I beg to differ.

Kiwi

Also from NZ, also no idea wtf that is.

Guz.. you know you're mistake.

http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

If a stick insect frightens you then you good sir are a pussy. There is nothing in New Zealand that is harmful
Matt

Bah, there are no bugs like that in NZ, that is SE Asia

Ajmay

No, but there are bugs like this one:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/01/article…

Noneaya Biz

That is not an insect from nz you dumb fuck.

EZE

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays?
Shiguy

#16 It is actually not about the vision but the taste!

beasty

Somebody wants a boat ride.
Pete

These aren't my glasses

johnny

#1 might ruin my day
Bubba

#14 Is that her mom watching her?
Dr_StrangePants

#19 Please Be Fake

Phoenix1278

Childhood obesity……start'em young!
billy2hats

'Merica

http://www.NaserPhoto.com Ram Chiver

as a future dietitian, My job is secured. phew.

Groggy

I'm not entirely convinced that you're a future dietitian and that your job is secure. I'll need just a little more convincing.

rickacha

#1 Oh God why….WHY ?!

Dexter

it's art …..and i think sometimes, art should shut the fuck up …especially modern art .

Banjo bob

#16 surprisingly comfy as well

etcrr

Boob pillows one of natures wonders

Bill57

I agree they are one of natures wonders cause i wonder what it would be like to touch one that wasn't on a lot lizzard even though lizzards live in nature they don't have boobs except for the lot lizzards

DrHD

Boob vision may be dark, but I can't see it any other way….
J.D

#2

Ain't that the truth

etcrr

still pisses me off, I remember when it was .58 cents a gallon

Bill57

i remember that too. we must be about the same age lol

Ed Jones

Cheapest I ever paid was 17 cents a gallon, in 1971, There was a "gas war". Drove my ass off in my '62 Bel Air

chesterdrawers

Keep voting for bible thumping Republicans, they'll turn back the clock for ya!

sdfg

fuck off , shitbag
FU Chesturd

You are dumber than dirt……but then you know that already dont you?

GO THUNDER!

I am 27 and I remember paying 87 cents/gallon. Powering the world on fossil fuels is fucking stupid.
Jason

Check the prices in Europe and you will stop complaining
Guest

I was in Florida 2 weeks ago and it was that price.

http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

#25 im hungry

https://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

if you can see the milky way from Mars… we have a huge problem

jmiker919

Doesn't matter. It's a great meme!

https://www.facebook.com/chriskimg1 ChrisKim Grant

#2 – USED to?
http://www.facebook.com/zed.kelly Zed Kelly

Wow, a repost of a bunch reposts. A little hung over today?

http://www.facebook.com/jonny.napolitano Jonny Napolitano

KC

Kristen

FU

Med

Kudos Zed
Baybay

Truth

aVulgarSquirrel

#16 I do not believe these are my glasses. However, I shall conduct further tests. This may take some time.
http://www.facebook.com/Asian4WhtSupremacy Jin Jung

#14 I guessed that's another way to be knighted.
tralfaz

#16
This isn't where I parked my car.
TheBAMFinater

#14 The expression of the lady in back is priceless. Oh and #10 , no I'm not.

Antony

It's a trap. Raven Dubarry

whyme1973

#10 Unf. Not gay.
Lou

#16 Isn't that what they call motorboatin?
http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

#7 Who else read this in his voice?
http://www.NaserPhoto.Com Ram Chiver

#19

as a future dietitian, My job is secured. phew.

dirtysteve99

That, and Im guessing cardiac surgeons, this baby will need them.
Groggy

Ah, okay. I guess you're legit. We're cool.

http://www.NaserPhoto.com Ram Chiver

haha man if kids keep eating this stuff and the market keeps making these stuff then doctors/dietitians and all health professionals will be busy!
graduating this semester, 6 credits left! then I'll be trying to fix this mess!

Larry

#15. Thats not magnetic, that's gravitational pull…
jessica

#5 his is actually quite sad! animals deserve better!
keithp420

#1 – strangest Make-A-Wish Foundation request to date…

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