dude, i swear i always picture being president and playing baseball or whatever sport whoevers turn it is with all the leaders of the world. must be sweet.

“I will be held accountable” “If I can’t turn this around in one term…[it's over]” “I will cut the deficit in HALF”

The bat didn’t help.

They’re all crooks–we need a NEW PARTY.

Spending isn’t enough, I’m going to BEAT this country into Communismj!

No, I have a big STICK