Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Leo

    #22 hell yeah

    • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

      #24 Banksky rules!!!
      #25 can be a real dirty affair, but looks awesome! now just where is the nearest volcano…

    • bud

      in the last frame it looks like he has a dark knight inspired garage just to match the theater.

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        If thats a wallpaper I would be disappointed.

    • Poke4Life

      WANT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sphui5 Simon Peter Hui

    first to say first!

    • Ryan Giggs

      You are an idiot.

    • lols

      a mighty fine accomplishment in its own right.

    • chesterdrawers

      First to say fist…

    • http://www.facebook.com/sphui5 Simon Peter Hui

      haters gonna hate!

      • Brian

        I am very tempted to add you on Facebook and troll the shit out of you.

  • Lower

    #5
    The room would surely implode trying to contain all that awesomeness.

    • Ned

      and cocaine.

    • tim

      Mount Crustmore.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Robin Williams,
      But I'mm having trouble with the gentlemen on the left

      • dirtysteve99

        Billy Crystal.

    • AssHaterson

      I'd take this Dream Team over the douches in London right now.

      • johnny-k

        Cut Billy Crystal from team, make epic comedy movie!

    • HatBomb

      Where's BFM?!

    • mickey

      Wow!

    • Summit

      Implode… the implication of that would be that the amount of awesomeness was negative, because if there was too much it would explode… but did that sound smarter in your head? Trying to change up the cliche I understand… but you made it mean the opposite of what was intended.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        Actually it could be said that such a mass of awesome would create quite a large gravity well, which could indeed implode the room, and maybe the entire building, or city block would be sucked in. It could also be said that if you didn't waste your life being such an officious bitch, that people in real life may actually be able to stand you.

  • Wet_tosti

    #6 goosebumps and shivers all over my body!

    • Joker

      Did you just cum?

    • hootie

      thats bc ur a giant pussy-

    • Tricky D

      Do NOT want

    • Pwall

      I'm a cake

    • etcrr

      Totally had me convinced it was real

      • Kristen

        That's because you're fucking retarded.

        • etcrr

          I'd call you a Bitch but that would be a compliment to you so just fuck off

          • Bill57

            hahah good one stan. you are right she is a bitch and she is probably fat too cause she didn't want that cake that was shaped kind of like a snake and i bet if she ate that cake she would have to go was the snake cake off her face cause she would have snake cake all over it. I thinked it was real too and that made me think "theres no way that is a cake cause it is a snake" lol

          • Mt Resin

            Why did you sign out of your intense debate?

            (Yes, I know the irony of not having an intense debate profile myself. I'm a little bitch too)

        • Bill57

          kristen you are a Bitch stan has forgotten more about cake then you will ever now so why don't you go play in traffic you big dumb stoopid Bitch and that is not a compliment

      • Stan

        dipshit

    • Taco_Depot

      I didn't know snakes were just long, cylindrical cakes

  • B Dub

    The long-haired creepy girl in #27 always gets me 😁
    But, thank you #30, you've made my day start off perfectly. Let's see more of that!

  • dat-ass

    #30 wow..
    those eyes!!

    • Chuckie

      Yep, most women have a pair.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Why Thank You, Our Darling Groundbreaking Chivette.
      Damn Straight we could use the boost in the mornings too!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Damn right. Thank you for sharing…my day's better already!!

      CKTAM

    • steve

      if that happens guys would be walking around all day with a hard on

    • Bdrizzle

      My dear you are a saint and a scholar – Cheers! 🙂 ❤

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    #4 and spanking them in the medal count. 1up

    • vandinz

      Almost 312 billion population to just 60 billion. How's about we add up all of Europe and compare the medal count then son? Yeaaaah.

      • CHIVE POLICE

        Might wanna double-check those stats, Einstein. Yeaaaah.

        • 13 original colonies

          yeah, there's only seven billion people on earth. even if this man, who should not reproduce, meant million, his numbers are off. you should be sterilized.

      • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

        SCOREBOARD!

      • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

        Lol, then why don't we add the rest of the America's and compare the medal count then son? Yeaaaaah.

        • Voice of Reason

          we would still kick your ass you idiot

          • lols

            europe has one sport, soccer. and the US has already taken half that away. women's soccer number one mother fuckers

            • JoeBean

              Lol who gives a shit, does winning medals benefit you personally or infact anyone who is NOT the athlete at large ? No, then stfu and enjoy the damn olympics for what they are!

              • 'Merica!FUCKYEAH!!!

                USA! USA! USA!

            • lol2u

              Too bad you do fuck all at World Cups, I don't think we'll ever see the day when MLS becomes more than a laughing stock

              • passwordistaco

                Trust me we're all broken up about our World Cups. What's MLS?

            • P90

              Europe has one sport? God you're and idiot, Britain alone created football, American football, rugby, cricket, baseball, boxing, golf and many others.

      • DUBU2DEATH

        So the only way to compare would be to add up europes medals and divide them by 5 because thats the population difference. Not gonna do the math but I dont think europe has 315 medals

        • matt

          why would you divide it by 5? the point was to equalize the population. and while europe has more people than the US, they only have ~740 million (including russia, 600 million without – so less than 2:1). so youd divide by ~2. so US has 63 (29 gold), while GB has 43 (19), russia has 42 (7), france 26 (8), germany 22 (8), italy 17 (7), holland 11 (4), ukraine 9 (3), hungary 8 (4), belarus 8 (3), romania 8 (2), denmark 8 (2), poland 8 (2), sweden 6 (1), czech 5 (1), spain 5 (1), slovenia 4 (1), slovakia 4 (0), croatia 3 (2), belgium 3 (0), switzerland 2 (1), lithuania 2 (1), serbia 2 (0), norway 2 (0), greece 2 (0), finland 1 (0), estonia 1 (0). so 252 (77 gold).

          taking into consideration the fact that usually a country can only have a certain amount of people qualifying per event, and thats pretty darn close.

          in summary – thank college football for providing profits that allow the NCAA to train all these other athletes. we dont have it so good up here in canada. (maybe those profits paid for that delay of game call yesterday too)

          • DUBU2DEATH

            740 million people, 252 medals, a shit load of countries enabling far more athletes to compete than our 1 country. Im not seeing how thats close at all when were averaging over 1 medal per million people.. Youre right though NCAA is to thank for alot of it!

            • Visitohr

              Um, not that I gave a crap about these silly comparisons (I rather enjoy the sports no matter who it is), but your argument is kinda odd, since IF Europe was 1 country, all the top atletes would still be selected over the others, it would just filter out those non-medalists.
              That said, US has a lot of excellent athletes, just like most other countries (Im from Holland and with 16 mill people we got 11 medals, teehee)..

          • USA

            Remember, The United States can only take one team….. multiple the United States teams by how many teams Europe can send………….yeah…once again we would kick ass. The Olympic Basketball games would be the NBA Finals more or less.

            • nevermore

              why is everyone combining britain with the rest of europe? the whole point was that britain was holding the olympics, so america landed on mars, that was the joke.

              • matt

                i was just responding to the population debate that was brought up. i was interested in who was actually ahead in europe vs america

            • Wiggo

              This is pretty rich from the U.S.A – the last time you hosted a summer games it is noted WORLD WIDE as the worst games ever. Atlanta – At the closing ceremony, IOC President Juan Antonio Samaranch said in his closing speech, "Well done, Atlanta" This broke precedent for Samaranch, who had traditionally labeled each Games "the best Olympics ever" at each closing ceremony, a practice he resumed at the subsequent Games in Sydney in 2000.
              Plus we rule the world on bikes ! GO GB

              • Tim

                brush your teeth.

                • P90

                  The Brits officialy have the healthiest teeth on the planet, the fail is strong with you.

                  • Oh Please

                    When your 12. Guess you just can't maintain. (yeah I saw that article too, and it even said the Brits teeth go to shit later in life!)

                    • P90

                      No it didn't, on average we have better teeth than any other country directly due to free NHS dentistry for children. This is a fact.

                    • Indeed

                      You guys are really sensitive about your teeth.

                    • yawn

                      Just like you with your weight problem I guess?

                      Keep on sticking to that low calorie diet, it'll help someday

            • Visitohr

              His point is, go take a look at the medals count, then look at the number of people per country and do the math. Lets face it, when we're talking China suddenly everyone American goes "yeah but they are with many"

              • oh please

                You sir are full of shit, we complain that China is communist and therefore has a fully funded Olympic team. Most (most mind you) of our athletes are amateurs with no support but from friends and/or family.

                If you're going to group us together at least get it right.

          • LOL

            You seriously just did all the math? U mad bro? Butthurt to the extreme?
            Nothing wrong with a little playful, competitive banter.

    • P90

      Lands on Mars using tech and scientists from all over the planet.
      US 300 million people.
      Britain 62 million people.
      You have five times more poeple in your country than we do and yet you only have twice the number of medals and only a handful more golds, shows how good the British team really is dosen't it.

      • Jen

        internet argument!

        • P90

          Dosen't make it any less true.

      • ScottyDoesn'tKnow!

        Yeah, 4th

      • Get over it

        Again, though, regardless of the # of people we have, we're limited to the same spots. You have the same amount of people competing, but less medals. And we kicked your ass in 1776. Stop whining.

        How's Britain's space program doing? What's the name of that British astronaut that landed on the moon? Oh right, you've never even sent someone to space. You guys don't even provide funding to ISS.

        • P90

          Your entire comment is ignorant bullshit.

    • OHboy

      For all the US haters. This picture should read "Lands on Mars "YET AGAIN". Anyone remember the UK's rover, Beagle 2? Remember how it just crashed right into the damn planet? Russia sent two rovers to Mars, first one crashed, second one stopped communicating 20 seconds after landing. Other Russian Missions. Russia sends M1 (fails to launch), M1-2 (fails to launch), M2MV-4 (explodes on launch), Mars 1 (stops transmission before reaching mars), Mars 2MV-3 (failed to exit earth orbit), Zond 2 (lost contact), Mars 2M-521 (fails to launch), Mars 2M-522 (fails to launch), and that list goes on and on. Meanwhile US has sent up 4 rovers. Spirit kept working 6 years past it's mission time frame. Opportunity has been working since 2004 and seems to want to keep going, and now we have Curiosity landing safely. Other US missions. Mariner 4 (success), Mariner 6 (success), Mariner 7 (success), Viking 1 and 2 (success). Basically in terms of win-loses for Mars. USA goes 15-5, UK goes 0-1, Russia goes 0-19, Japan 0-1, China 0-1 European Space Agency 1-0. Looks like the medal count for Mars Missions is clearly in the USA's favor as this joke was intended to point out.

      • Visitohr

        'Cept that the craft is made in different countries.

    • Bob

      The UK is doing amazingly considering the population difference. Arrogance is not intelligence US poster.

      • Indeed

        You have the same number of people competing.

        • Simon

          With less people to choose from, and less money to train them with, no?

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      i say we pick up Australia on our team. and maybe madagascar. but i haven't decided yet. go team 'merica.

  • miguel

    #11 Sorry, this restraining order says I'm not allowed to give a fuck. Good thing I have none to give.

  • BigPup

    #2 Looks like a Tim Burton character

  • USA

    Thumbs up if you like boobs, thumbs down and I have some bad news…

    • lols

      if only you have given an option for "no thumbs" (at the time this was posted, 3 hours in, there were no thumbs. i right this because if someone does happen to thumb one way or the other insults will be thrown my way without any care as to what it looked like before some pee brain happened to look at it. let the insults role, mother fuckers.)

      • http://www.facebook.com/dan.howlett.33 Dan Howlett

        Write*

      • You're slow

        *pea

      • Guz

        *roll

      • Lisa

        And also:

        If*
        I*

        🙂

      • Me :)

        Omit ")" at end.

  • IceColdBuddha

    #11

    Pure Awesomeness!

    • fscked

      pure staged photo.

      • derp

        G, ya think?

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #19 I built one just like it with my Legos when I was 7

    • KAG

      Check out the red jacks on the front bumper, that think is stationary.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Trailers. Providing Affordable Real- Estate
      From Hipster Food Trailers to Communist Law Enforcement

  • Ryan Giggs

    #16
    Why all the mattresses?

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Password? Matress

      • DeadRabbit

        Thinking it was a Princess and the Pea Themed Bday?

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        oh no! JJrrake was almost funny! must thumbs down…

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Brah, im the funniest person here. Altho i admit, ive lost the love for the game lately

    • Paterno

      Sleep-over at Sandusky's

    • Guz

      Naked cheerleader slumber party. That's what I'm taking away anyway.

  • Kunal Patel

    #7.

    Seems legit

  • The Penguin

    #29 how many hail mary's do you get for a stunt like that?

    • ImpressMe

      All of them… forever. You might get a few just for laughing at the photo…because they know…they always know….

  • oqsig99

    #16 The kind of party I would go to as long as this cake #6 was not there.

  • Los

    #14 I always just pretended i was Paul Newman in The Color of Money.

    • Wayne

      *The Hustler

  • Steven H.

    #28 NBC sucks. Get your fucking shit together already.

    • http://www.facebook.com/huub.agricola Huub Agricola

      Anybody heard of timezone's?

      • lols

        i've heard of the twilight zone, and for your faggortries out there, it doesn't have anything to do with sparkling "vampires"

      • http://twitter.com/RyanMatthew54 @RyanMatthew54

        yuuup, timezones.

      • matt

        … you know that things that happen in another time zone still happen in the present right? its not time travel. just checking.

        • Neil

          Yes but the "present" is a different time for us. These Olympic events taking place at 10am in London would take place at 2-5am in the states. Thus during peak viewing hours for the Olympics in the US (~5pm) nothing is actually happening live in London (it would be 11pm there).

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.nicholson1 Jim Nicholson

    #30 thank you

  • Harmonica33

    #28 this cant be serious

    • mellow

      It's not, it's actually *352 million miles…

      • BNizzle

        Closest we get to Mars: 33,926,867.096 miles
        Furthest away we get from Mars: 249,169,848.087 miles

  • art

    Clever girl!! #30

  • Tyler

    #30 Truer words have never been said.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      False

    • SteelHorseCowboy

      To start, congratulations on your face.

  • mcleodglen
  • knotmee

    #18 sad. poor woman.

    • Michelle

      I feel more sorry for the bench, how much longer can that bad boy hold for?

      • knotmee

        We have no idea how difficult living like that must be, you flippant cunt. Yes, sure, its her own fault, but it must be just like any other addiction, it just gets out of control and there seems like no way out. Can you imagine how hard it must be to do the simplest things? How shameful to go out in public? How insurmountable losing, what, 200+ pounds must seem?

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Agreed. Shes eats because shes unhappy. Shes unhappy because she eats. Its a vicious cycle

          • wantomas

            Dude, this is a serious convers……bwahahaha. Fat bastard jokes – always in good taste.

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Hahah thanks

    • Kunal Patel

      At least she makes the effort to leave the house.

      Kudos

      • lols

        and has a date nontheless. i'm forever alone. fun fact: the walrus has the second larges penis of any mammal, and from the looks of it will need every inch.

        • Wisti

          what has the largest?

          • matt

            chuck norris

    • The Guy

      Diabeetus.

    • etcrr 131p

      Find her. Mooooar!

    • Underbaker

      Anyone know which Sea World this is?

      • Underbaker

        After grueling research I found out this is the Australian Sea World on the Gold Coast in Queensland.

        • Jeff

          I wonder if she wears Wicked Weasel?

  • MatFrat

    Do you suppose she is a carpenter? And if so, are they eating oysters?#18

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