Genius or Stupid (33 Photos)

Even though I hate people named Pdiddy as a matter of principle – I completely concur with the above statement.

You gotta grab your meat like a man! If one of my buddies pulled these things out he would then be obligated to pay for the group while we belittle him mercilessly! New Man Law

#10. pussy

Sad sight…

But using his hands might mess up his manicure

I know… we all hate the person who says first, and I even find myself joining the mob and hating them too… but for the life of me, I don't understand why anyone says they're first, or why we actually hate that they do. Someone… please. EXPLAIN!?

… yet still last at life.

and the winner for douchebag of this post is travis! you know you could post an actual comment and you would still be first to post without simply putting first and showing everyone what an idiot you are at the same time.

It's not jus "first" that pisses me off, it's anything that someone who named themselves roach says.

Can't we all just get along?

GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Only a loser would say something like this.

Go get counseling, geesh…psycho much!?

I saw this picture and thought this was awesome!!!

you know how i know youre gay…..

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee4d/?cpg=cj&amp…

Spencer's Gifts…You're welcome.

This will compliment my Wonder Woman socks. Fuck yes!

Man card dismissed for the chicken wing finger gloves. Sorry pal.

My mother in law bought #14 for me. Works great. Use the extra attachment to warm ham over top the egg so you get meat as well.

#13 is a very weird watch…

#13 looks like it would be a nightmare getting those washers off. Unless you have long fingernails…

Its a door handle? That would be a very small flash light. Good observation. I for some reason imagined that over a bed stand and it would be bigger of course.

I've seen a couple cities use this as an emergency light in subways

if I walked into your house and noticed that you had these as door handles I would remove them on purpose and hide them within various rooms.

Freedom Flasks are easier to conceal. A friend of mine has one and has successfully smuggled it, full of alcohol, into many a music festival. Plus there is the added benefit of freaking everyone out by appearing to drink your own pee!
http://freedomflask.com/

or a pretty unusable door handle…

I bet I can make one with a weed wacker and a skateboard. Got my day planned.

I like the cut of your jib sir. B)

Mr. Fister, I believe you've hit the nail on the head.

Painters have had leg extenders that are adjustable and work a lot better than these for decades. I will admit that these are probably sufficient (and safer) for most homeowners, though.

for real, what does that flask/phone even net you? like one shot?

Seriously, modern cellphones just don't have adequate volume for my needs. This would just be a tease..

It's not a Party until the guy with
the 80's Brickphone shows up

http://www.hispotion.com/the-iphone-flask-3288
"Too bad the concept didn’t get enough funding to be set in motion. Yet."

do you know what google is?

12. that's 6 doubles. so is that like 4 triples?

College football games wouldn't be nearly as fun without these. I had 2 flasks confiscated before switching to these.

They started trialling these on commercial airlines in place of miniature bottles.

Upsides – much less space taken up, no risk of breakages

Downsides – not recyclable (or at least they weren't a few years ago) – the booze would eat up the biodegradable material, I guess. Prestige brands were not keen to use sachets – they figured it cheapened their brand.

Managed to get a load – really handy. Haven't seen much of them since though. One eventually burst in my coat pocket. Smelled great.

Not to mention my Couch <img src="http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1019000/1019316_7dbb_625x1000.jpg&quot; width="300">

Genius!

If I had to guess, this is a Russian Roulette type game. Each person takes turns holding the gun over their head and pulling the trigger.

No, the idea is based on the Russian roulette game. You squeeze the trigger one at a time to see who gets it.

It's Russian roulette with a water balloon.

Ever here of Russian Roulette?

I believe that the balloon is full of air and this device is intended to be a starter pistol.

$30 for a white elephant gift? Damn, I want to go to your parties.

I've got the 4 slot 2 egg version. Love it.