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August 7, 2012 |
In: Funny, Genius or Stupid, Random, Tech
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Category: Funny, Genius or Stupid, Random, Tech
Even though I hate people named Pdiddy as a matter of principle – I completely concur with the above statement.
You gotta grab your meat like a man! If one of my buddies pulled these things out he would then be obligated to pay for the group while we belittle him mercilessly! New Man Law
Are we all agreeing to let the "grab your meat like a man" thing go? I feel like making a joke would actually cheapen the comedic value.
But using his hands might mess up his manicure
I know… we all hate the person who says first, and I even find myself joining the mob and hating them too… but for the life of me, I don't understand why anyone says they're first, or why we actually hate that they do. Someone… please. EXPLAIN!?
Because it's a cry for attention and everybody hates people who cry for attention.
Then explain why we love our Chivettes so much?
That is more about showing off then crying for attention.
Don't people show off to GET attention?
I do it when I can just to wind people up and see how many negative votes I can get, works every time, it's also good to just write first even when you know you're not, sometimes a good anti american comment added in to really get the hate flowing, of course people then assume you're some sad lonely looser but that's also part of the fun, the best thing to do is not to respond but no one ever catches on to that.
right there with you bob.
People like you give humans a bad name.
… yet still last at life.
See this is exactly the type of response you're expecting, even after being told it's only done to wind people up uh huh gets wound up enough to write that……..and I laugh at what a moron he is.
and the winner for douchebag of this post is travis! you know you could post an actual comment and you would still be first to post without simply putting first and showing everyone what an idiot you are at the same time.
It's not jus "first" that pisses me off, it's anything that someone who named themselves roach says.
Can't we all just get along?
GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Go kill yourself!! Loser
Only a loser would say something like this.
Go get counseling, geesh…psycho much!?
#9 Take all my money!
I saw this picture and thought this was awesome!!!
you know how i know youre gay…..
Spencer's Gifts…You're welcome.
This will compliment my Wonder Woman socks. Fuck yes!
Man card dismissed for the chicken wing finger gloves. Sorry pal.
#13 #14 Genius, I need those. The rest: not so much.
My mother in law bought #14 for me. Works great. Use the extra attachment to warm ham over top the egg so you get meat as well.
I had one for a few years until it shorted out and caught fire one morning. It was worth the risk…
#13 is a very weird watch…
#13 looks like it would be a nightmare getting those washers off. Unless you have long fingernails…
Depends how powerful the magnet is.
Its a door handle? That would be a very small flash light. Good observation. I for some reason imagined that over a bed stand and it would be bigger of course.
I've seen a couple cities use this as an emergency light in subways
if I walked into your house and noticed that you had these as door handles I would remove them on purpose and hide them within various rooms.
#17 Genius LOL
Freedom Flasks are easier to conceal. A friend of mine has one and has successfully smuggled it, full of alcohol, into many a music festival. Plus there is the added benefit of freaking everyone out by appearing to drink your own pee!
You're both idiots.
#30 It'll be used a couple of times, and then somebody won't put it back. Then it becomes some random bar hook sticking out of your wall.
or a pretty unusable door handle…
#29 so want!
Not entirely sure what it is but I want one #1
I bet I can make one with a weed wacker and a skateboard. Got my day planned.
#10 Oh, c'mon… turning orange is half the fun of hot wings. The other half is the beer.
Eating chicken wings is like eating pussy: If you don't get some on your face and fingers, you're doing it wrong
I like the cut of your jib sir. B)
I like the fact that you used "cut of your jib".
Mr. Fister, I believe you've hit the nail on the head.
#5 needs to be adjustable
Painters have had leg extenders that are adjustable and work a lot better than these for decades. I will admit that these are probably sufficient (and safer) for most homeowners, though.
Hooker have had them for decades as well. Keeps their toes out of the vomit and spent needles.
#18 maybe if it were a 90's style cell phone that would work for me…
for real, what does that flask/phone even net you? like one shot?
Seriously, modern cellphones just don't have adequate volume for my needs. This would just be a tease..
It's not a Party until the guy with
the 80's Brickphone shows up
#18 where can I get one?!!!
"Too bad the concept didn’t get enough funding to be set in motion. Yet."
do you know what google is?
hmmm, might have to ask jeeves
So how are you going to open the door now that you're running around with the handle? You'd need a light just to see how to put the damn thing back on just to open it but the light points the other way.
Just a tube wringer for expensive oil paint re-purposed for toothpaste. Not worth it to use for that, just use the edge of the counter to scrape/flatten the tube out.
#33 I need 12 of these. That's about 6 doubles… Should do the trick.
12. that's 6 doubles. so is that like 4 triples?
sounds about right…
College football games wouldn't be nearly as fun without these. I had 2 flasks confiscated before switching to these.
Check out: http://www.amazon.com/Rum-Runner-Cruise-Kit/dp/B0…
We use them all the time. Haven't got busted yet.
They started trialling these on commercial airlines in place of miniature bottles.
Upsides – much less space taken up, no risk of breakages
Downsides – not recyclable (or at least they weren't a few years ago) – the booze would eat up the biodegradable material, I guess. Prestige brands were not keen to use sachets – they figured it cheapened their brand.
Managed to get a load – really handy. Haven't seen much of them since though. One eventually burst in my coat pocket. Smelled great.
#19 I see you've met my wife & kids.
Not to mention my Couch <img src="http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1019000/1019316_7dbb_625x1000.jpg" width="300">
If it's in the couch, at least it's in the right room. I have found the remote in the bathroom, kitchen, garage…..
Our couch once ate a cell phone and didn't return until a year later when it suddenly fell out the back side, I swear we searched every inch of that couch looking for that damn phone.
Once when I was young and single, several roommates and I had a couch that needed to be disposed of for public health reasons. we decide to…disassemble it. Violently.
We found money, cigarettes, expired pharmaceuticals, and a whole bunch of biohazard. The weirdest thing though was a happy meal toy from several years before we inherited said couch.
They are like disgusting time capsules of shame, filth and good-time memories.
#33 Was there something wrong with the bottle?
#9 is a WIN for sure
#2 I'm voting stupid. This appears to just squeeze the water balloon until it pops but isn't the idea to get the OTHER person wet?
If I had to guess, this is a Russian Roulette type game. Each person takes turns holding the gun over their head and pulling the trigger.
Fill up the balloon with warm fake blood….that would make a pretty sick halloween party.
No, the idea is based on the Russian roulette game. You squeeze the trigger one at a time to see who gets it.
It's Russian roulette with a water balloon.
Ever here of Russian Roulette?
*hear – stay in school.
Go for the Grammar courses, stay for the Capitalization courses.
I believe that the balloon is full of air and this device is intended to be a starter pistol.
A little from column A, a little from column B. #4 – Genius. #10 – Stupid.
#14 I have. Got it as a white elephant gift. It works perfectly. Quick and easy breakfast. Who can hate on that?
$30 for a white elephant gift? Damn, I want to go to your parties.
I've got the 4 slot 2 egg version. Love it.
Love it!! But where do you put the bacon?
On mine it rests on a small tray above the egg. Has to be precooked though
#1 RED ENDER?
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