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August 7, 2012 |
In: Funny, Low Down Dirty
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Category: Funny, Low Down Dirty
First again, 3 times in a row. Is there no one else on the internet?
We saw you were on so we left.
good work, sir. i commend you. i hope to see more of your "firsts" on the chive. that way i know there is one less person out there competing against me for being first at things that mean something.
Get a jon
And love him long time.
Congratulations. You won the internet.
No just you fucken loser!!! Lol
I think it's the fact that no one really gives a shit about being first.
only thing more retarded than calling first in the comments section is calling first when your actually second. looks like you got the silver this time for douchebagness.
There is one thing more retarded than that, and it's not being able to spell "you're". Here's a secret: "you're" is a contraction of the words "you" and "are"!! Use "you're" wherever you mean "you are"!! Amaze your friends!! Show your intelligence!! Make everyone think you made it past the second grade!!!!
#36 I foresee things escalating quickly if the owner sees anyone posting one of these on their car.
Not really the guy that owns a car like that obviously sausage dives
well they shouldn't park like a cunt.
I need a stack of these stickers
#28 I'm a guy and my name is Kate Upton.
"Good Morning, I am
Tight Vagina. Not clever enough? then Fucking Me
Kate upton has zero curves, no a**, a gross face, and a crappy personality. Why does anyone like her?
I have bad news for you, John…
Pete, well played….well played sir.
#8 oh my sack!
#25 made me laugh so hard!!!
#7 My friend told me he used to think butt sex was when two people stuck their butt cheeks together and pooped at the same time.
That seems… logical.
suurrrrreee….your "friend" thought that. lol
It's pooping back and forth.
Haha…all are funny, but gotta give #9 the win.
Thank god for that book…
#34 QUAID! Start the reactor!
spoiler alert: it's bullshit they took out kuato from the new movie and michael ironside's character richter. "i'll see you at the party, richter." matter of fact, they took out so much from the original it isn't even a real remake. and, if it is even possible, made a worse movie.
It's based on the book and the Arnie movie. so it's still more of an adaptation than a remake.
I get it…kinda like the composite girlfriends I talked about in my books.
I love how the post just kind of runs away from you at the end there. It's almost as if you plane bit at weigh.
i'm drunk. and it's monday night. give me a break.
It wasn't a criticism – it really made me chuckle.
oh! well thanks sir for not giving me crap. like that p.o.s. 'lols'.
#14 jet powered assistance for that extra push
Is it my imagination or are the bubbles discolored????
That's a fart she probably shouldn't have trusted
#23 I want to see this guys face when he sees this .gif of himself online.
"it just isn't work it." doesn't make what you said any better. lucky for me, i have the ability to infer what you said cause cause i'm not some dipshit. clearly you meant, "first."
*cause cause…yeah, you're a dipshit.
1) Insert IQ test
2) Light fuse
#36 I need a stack of these.
You can buy them online, and there's a website of other cunts here: youparklikeacunt.com
#6. no explanation needed
Baconface! Nailed it lol
The Great Debate – Do You Prefer
Fried or Baked?
both. Baking takes sooo long tho…. But baking is cleaner and better for making candied bacon.
#1 holy crap lady….well, have fun.
#36 – Audi – Absolutely Useless Driver Inside…
#11 See, now I think they are doing this on purpose…..
Its gay wizards on heroin
Looks like something out of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk
#5 AN abomination
I want to be able to thumbs up this one a billion more times
#5 an abomination #19 YY is not a possible chromison combination itms xx or xy
There are several exceptions to just xx and xy; ie: xxx, x(blank), and xyy. Micheal Phelps is probably xyy btw
I can't thumbs up this enough
#14 – busted
#30 wtf am i looking at??
Urinals with a clear window looking outside… or to put it another way, passers by can look in and see men having a pee.
If that happens to be their thing.
My best guess is a tree taking a piss?
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