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Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (37 Photos)

August 7, 2012 | In: Funny, Low Down Dirty

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  • human06

    First again, 3 times in a row. Is there no one else on the internet?

    • Pete

      We saw you were on so we left.

    • lols

      good work, sir. i commend you. i hope to see more of your "firsts" on the chive. that way i know there is one less person out there competing against me for being first at things that mean something.

    • Jim

      Get a jon

      • The_Dood

        And love him long time.

    • Euhhh

      Congratulations. You won the internet.

    • Crowley

      No just you fucken loser!!! Lol

    • Vent187

      I think it's the fact that no one really gives a shit about being first.

    • money shot marlon

      78th..
      Damn

  • USbaconrules

    First!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Shaffer1911 Josh Shaffer

      only thing more retarded than calling first in the comments section is calling first when your actually second. looks like you got the silver this time for douchebagness.

      • sandy astroglide

        There is one thing more retarded than that, and it's not being able to spell "you're". Here's a secret: "you're" is a contraction of the words "you" and "are"!! Use "you're" wherever you mean "you are"!! Amaze your friends!! Show your intelligence!! Make everyone think you made it past the second grade!!!!

  • Pete

    #36 I foresee things escalating quickly if the owner sees anyone posting one of these on their car.

    • Shawny

      Not really the guy that owns a car like that obviously sausage dives

    • dj name

      well they shouldn't park like a cunt.

    • http://www.facebook.com/don.terry.96 Don Terry

      I need a stack of these stickers

  • Everclear

    #28 I'm a guy and my name is Kate Upton.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      "Good Morning, I am
      Justin Stockings

    • JOHN

      Tight Vagina. Not clever enough? then Fucking Me

    • John

      Kate upton has zero curves, no a**, a gross face, and a crappy personality. Why does anyone like her?

      • Everclear

        I have bad news for you, John…

  • human06

    Pete, well played….well played sir.

  • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

    #8 oh my sack!
    #25 made me laugh so hard!!!

  • Dan

    #7 My friend told me he used to think butt sex was when two people stuck their butt cheeks together and pooped at the same time.

    • Pete

      That seems… logical.

    • Kassie Danae

      suurrrrreee….your "friend" thought that. lol

    • Mike D

      It's pooping back and forth.

    • Burt

      Forever

      • mike

        BATTLE SHITS!

  • TNchiver

    Haha…all are funny, but gotta give #9 the win.

    • Better

      Thank god for that book…

  • Robert

    #34 QUAID! Start the reactor!

    • lols

      spoiler alert: it's bullshit they took out kuato from the new movie and michael ironside's character richter. "i'll see you at the party, richter." matter of fact, they took out so much from the original it isn't even a real remake. and, if it is even possible, made a worse movie.

      • dirtysteve99

        It's based on the book and the Arnie movie. so it's still more of an adaptation than a remake.

        • Obama

          I get it…kinda like the composite girlfriends I talked about in my books.

  • Pete

    I love how the post just kind of runs away from you at the end there. It's almost as if you plane bit at weigh.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      i'm drunk. and it's monday night. give me a break.

      • Pete

        It wasn't a criticism – it really made me chuckle.

        • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

          oh! well thanks sir for not giving me crap. like that p.o.s. 'lols'.

  • NebraskaChiver

    #14 jet powered assistance for that extra push

    • NebraskaGuy

      Is it my imagination or are the bubbles discolored????

      • NebraskaChiver

        That's a fart she probably shouldn't have trusted

  • Nick

    #23 I want to see this guys face when he sees this .gif of himself online.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    *it

    MY BAD

    • lols

      "it just isn't work it." doesn't make what you said any better. lucky for me, i have the ability to infer what you said cause cause i'm not some dipshit. clearly you meant, "first."

      • You're slow

        *cause cause…yeah, you're a dipshit.

  • Turrebo

    #32

    1) Insert IQ test
    2) Light fuse

  • whyme1973

    #36 I need a stack of these.

    • Pete

      You can buy them online, and there's a website of other cunts here: youparklikeacunt.com

  • Andyrew711

    #6. no explanation needed

    • Kiki

      Baconface! Nailed it lol

    • Dr_StrangePants

      The Great Debate – Do You Prefer
      Fried or Baked?

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        both. Baking takes sooo long tho…. But baking is cleaner and better for making candied bacon.

  • gma

    #1 holy crap lady….well, have fun.

  • Bibble

    #36 – Audi – Absolutely Useless Driver Inside…

  • baammm

    #6 bahaha

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #11 See, now I think they are doing this on purpose…..

    • Burt

      Its gay wizards on heroin

    • Anomanom

      Looks like something out of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk

  • Dr_StrangePants

    #4

  • crustybubblechunks

    #5 AN abomination

    • stubbs

      I want to be able to thumbs up this one a billion more times

  • http://www.facebook.com/amanda.wright.7334 Amanda Wright

    #5 an abomination #19 YY is not a possible chromison combination itms xx or xy

    • Dr. Phil

      There are several exceptions to just xx and xy; ie: xxx, x(blank), and xyy. Micheal Phelps is probably xyy btw

    • con

      I can't thumbs up this enough

  • Mike

    #14 – busted

  • gmen

    #30 wtf am i looking at??

    • Pete

      Urinals with a clear window looking outside… or to put it another way, passers by can look in and see men having a pee.

      If that happens to be their thing.

    • USAF

      My best guess is a tree taking a piss?

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