Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (37 Photos)

We saw you were on so we left.

good work, sir. i commend you. i hope to see more of your "firsts" on the chive. that way i know there is one less person out there competing against me for being first at things that mean something.

Get a jon

Congratulations. You won the internet.

No just you fucken loser!!! Lol

I think it's the fact that no one really gives a shit about being first.

78th..
Damn

only thing more retarded than calling first in the comments section is calling first when your actually second. looks like you got the silver this time for douchebagness.

Not really the guy that owns a car like that obviously sausage dives

well they shouldn't park like a cunt.

I need a stack of these stickers

"Good Morning, I am
Justin Stockings

Tight Vagina. Not clever enough? then Fucking Me

Kate upton has zero curves, no a**, a gross face, and a crappy personality. Why does anyone like her?

That seems… logical.

suurrrrreee….your "friend" thought that. lol

It's pooping back and forth.

Forever

Thank god for that book…

spoiler alert: it's bullshit they took out kuato from the new movie and michael ironside's character richter. "i'll see you at the party, richter." matter of fact, they took out so much from the original it isn't even a real remake. and, if it is even possible, made a worse movie.

i'm drunk. and it's monday night. give me a break.

Is it my imagination or are the bubbles discolored????

"it just isn't work it." doesn't make what you said any better. lucky for me, i have the ability to infer what you said cause cause i'm not some dipshit. clearly you meant, "first."

You can buy them online, and there's a website of other cunts here: youparklikeacunt.com

Baconface! Nailed it lol

The Great Debate – Do You Prefer
Fried or Baked?

Its gay wizards on heroin

Looks like something out of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk

I want to be able to thumbs up this one a billion more times

There are several exceptions to just xx and xy; ie: xxx, x(blank), and xyy. Micheal Phelps is probably xyy btw

I can't thumbs up this enough

Urinals with a clear window looking outside… or to put it another way, passers by can look in and see men having a pee.

If that happens to be their thing.

My best guess is a tree taking a piss?