A few helpful tips to try while preparing your food (18 Photos & Video)

#2 fucking genius #18 if you didn't discover this as a five year old please kill yourself

#6 Mind Blown! same with the hot dogs

#5 what in the hell is a seat warmer?

The only things new to me here, which are genius, are the bread thing and the sandwich meat thing(which was on here some months back).
Regarding #18 though, the truth is, Oreos are to be eaten with a spoon as far as I am concerned.

I tried the spiral weiners at our last cookout.Eeveryone thought it very cool and tasty.

#1 – mother. of. god.

#7 Funny… Just yesterday I saw a Doritos truck on fire on the highway and thought it was strange… This explains a lot hah.

#15 But what about the very first pistachio?

Seat warmers don't work unless there is enough weight on the seat (probably at least 75 pounds).
How many cookbooks are thin/light weight enough to use the pants hanger?

People who put Ketchup on hotdogs should be punched in the throat

#14
Went home last night after seeing this and my wife was cutting corn. I told her about this, she did it and Loved it! Thanks Chive!

#1

This Yurpeen really does not understand the point of Bagels. They are baps with a hole through which chunks of the filling often falls through.

Just what does that hole bring to the culinary experience, like?

#12 Is that bread from Alien Nation?
#10 How do you get the pancake batter IN the ketchup bottle?

Looks like Bob's been hittin up that Pinterest

#15 So. Addicting.

someone got pretty impatient with the ice cream #16

As for the spiral cut hot dog, cool trick, but I am sorry to say that I will have to light you on fire and send you to hell. What kind of mouth breather puts ketchup and relish on a hot dog?!!! This is Hot Dog 101, people!!

I swear to Jeebus! There are only three acceptable ways to eat a hot dog:
1) plain
2) with mustard
3) with mustard and anything else you want to put on it (NOW you can put on the ketchup and relish!)

Mustard is the gateway to all condiments when it comes to hot dogs! One condiment to use them all!

Only the mentally deficient and Texans eat hot dogs with ketchup and no mustard!

NOTE: Same rules apply for balogna

if you need a bagel tote you are a fag

#2, use this with your female friends, they will think you are a genius.

#5 Lol @ first-world problems!

Who totes around a bagel…

#18 Getting your fingers messy while dunking oreos is part of the experience. It lets all be kids again even if its for just one oreo…

#10 getting the pancake batter into the 25mm bottle top without messing shud b fun

#3
That shit doesn’t work but a little olive oil does

I knew about half of these, the others are genius!

I think hotdogs are on the menu for tomorrow