A few helpful tips to try while preparing your food (18 Photos & Video)

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  • mrkerrdontplay

    #2 fucking genius #18 if you didn't discover this as a five year old please kill yourself

    • NVI

      Yes because as a five year old I was worried about not getting my hands dirty

      • mrkerrdontplay

        it has nothing to do with dirtying your hands. it keeps the cookie from crumbling or breaking apart when in the milk. if you're going to be snarky and indignant please be more analytical.

        • sean

          If youre going to be a douche please do it not here. a five year old child has small enough hands to hold a fucking cookie on the edge and not have it crumble or break apart…and a fork wont make it not crumble or break apart. also, i can tell from your display pic, you ARE the kind of fag who used a fucking fork to eat his cookies lol

        • ellismate

          man you use big words to talk about cookies and milk…..

    • KeepinCalm

      you first

  • Monica

    #6 Mind Blown! same with the hot dogs

  • dave

    #5 what in the hell is a seat warmer?

    • L'autre

      It's a device that warms your seat…

  • Cecil

    The only things new to me here, which are genius, are the bread thing and the sandwich meat thing(which was on here some months back).
    Regarding #18 though, the truth is, Oreos are to be eaten with a spoon as far as I am concerned.

  • Ketut

    I tried the spiral weiners at our last cookout.Eeveryone thought it very cool and tasty.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #1 – mother. of. god.

  • Franic

    #7 Funny… Just yesterday I saw a Doritos truck on fire on the highway and thought it was strange… This explains a lot hah.

  • ED209

    #15 But what about the very first pistachio?

    • Underbaker

      My trouble is the ones that don't have a crack. You just keep putting them back in the bowl until that is all that is left.

  • Spaulding Smells

    Seat warmers don't work unless there is enough weight on the seat (probably at least 75 pounds).
    How many cookbooks are thin/light weight enough to use the pants hanger?

  • The Dave you know

    People who put Ketchup on hotdogs should be punched in the throat

    • Jamie

      This is America. People can put whatever they damn well please on a hot dog and it's their own business. I may disagree with what you choose to put on your wiener, but I will defend to the death your right to condiment your wiener however you like.

  • pritter72

    Went home last night after seeing this and my wife was cutting corn. I told her about this, she did it and Loved it! Thanks Chive!

    • Med

      Glad to hear she wasn't cutting cheese

  • AnyoneForCoffee


    This Yurpeen really does not understand the point of Bagels. They are baps with a hole through which chunks of the filling often falls through.

    Just what does that hole bring to the culinary experience, like?

  • KyleGamgee

    #12 Is that bread from Alien Nation?
    #10 How do you get the pancake batter IN the ketchup bottle?

    • https://www.facebook.com/rbarbutes Rachael Lee Barbutes

      its called a funnel, ya know it funnels semi wet, or wet ingredients slowly into whatever container you have chosen.

  • TWH

    Looks like Bob's been hittin up that Pinterest

  • CaliKid

    #15 So. Addicting.

  • Martini

    someone got pretty impatient with the ice cream #16

  • Tubed Meat Police

    As for the spiral cut hot dog, cool trick, but I am sorry to say that I will have to light you on fire and send you to hell. What kind of mouth breather puts ketchup and relish on a hot dog?!!! This is Hot Dog 101, people!!

    I swear to Jeebus! There are only three acceptable ways to eat a hot dog:
    1) plain
    2) with mustard
    3) with mustard and anything else you want to put on it (NOW you can put on the ketchup and relish!)

    Mustard is the gateway to all condiments when it comes to hot dogs! One condiment to use them all!

    Only the mentally deficient and Texans eat hot dogs with ketchup and no mustard!

    NOTE: Same rules apply for balogna

    • Med

      I didn't give you a thumbs up or down, please allow me to explain, I enjoyed the fact you said "mouth breather" (which i will be using on a daily basis now) i didn't really care for your take on hot dogs and their condiments rather uncalled for if you ask me. Unless you've tried a hot dog with ketchup and relish your post has no merit. i know that you haven't had a hot diggity dog with ketchup and relish cause you would never go back to Mustard. Bologna rolled up with ketchup in it is bomb by the way.

      • DamnAllKetchup

        His point is that it is a fax pas to put ketchup on a hotdog, period. It doesn't matter if it's delicious or not, you just don't do it.

        • DamnAllKetchup

          His point is that it is a faux pas to put ketchup on a hotdog, period. It doesn't matter if it's delicious or not, you just don't do it.

  • fernstein

    if you need a bagel tote you are a fag

  • Tim

    #2, use this with your female friends, they will think you are a genius.

  • Matt

    #5 Lol @ first-world problems!

  • http://Www.tulsacc.edu Ashleyrose

    Who totes around a bagel…

  • Justin

    #18 Getting your fingers messy while dunking oreos is part of the experience. It lets all be kids again even if its for just one oreo…

  • LeonardoB

    #10 getting the pancake batter into the 25mm bottle top without messing shud b fun

  • Brian

    That shit doesn’t work but a little olive oil does

  • Pezski

    I knew about half of these, the others are genius!

    I think hotdogs are on the menu for tomorrow

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