Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • rodgersblowproblem


    • Titsmcgee

      Titties are always first

      • silky

        Holy shit a first post that isn't thumbs downed a million times by jealous retards (aka average chiver)

        • Underbaker

          You don't get it. We are not jealous of the "first" post, we are remorseful of the wasted space on the first page of comments that could have been used for an intellectual or funny comment worthy of our time spent here. We all know only a few people with a great amount of time on their hands go to the 2nd page.

    • Truth

      #6 Perfection!

      • Chris

        Name? Moar??? PLEASE??

        • Giovanni

          Her name is Veronique she is a waitress at a coffee shop in santa ana…thats her uniform. Awesome fucking coffee shop πŸ™‚

    • Tittiesthekitten

      Well it's settled then. The kittens name shall be Tiities, Titties the kitten. That was easy.

      • Underbaker

        And you should find it a playmate called Steak. Titties and Steak, Titties and Steak, gonna get me some Titties and Steak.

    • Radam3


  • Erin

    A big welcome back for LG!


    • Casey

      My favorite of all the chivettes.

      • hootie

        We missed that gorgeous face-

      • Sid

        Amen to that.. LG, don't be a stranger.

    • redmike70

      Definitely need more LG. Easily top 3 Chivette.

    • Matt

      It's about fucking time!

    • SPZander

      Incredible… like always

    • sheoncebelieved

      OMG this is why I started Chiving to begin with. I've missed you dearly LG.

      • _LG

        I missed you too (and your avatar). πŸ™‚

        • LucretiusCarus

          I'm sure you had significant influence in making this happen. So a big thanks to you from all of Boston, Lauren.

    • GlibTongue

      Been a long time for her.

      Think it was back when someone found those old topless photos of her that she disappeared for a bit.

    • I heart chivettes

      LG should be the first inductee into the chivette hall of fame. Damn she is breath takingly beautiful #38

    • _LG

      Never really went away (just not submitting provocative pics due to my career), but thank you! I love this community. πŸ™‚

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        *waves to Lauren* 🐱 ❀

        • Morgan Freeman

          Still love LG.. but Gamer Girl FTW =)

      • John

        You have been missed. New book for you. The Utility Of Force, by Rupert Smith. It has been a while since a book had me taking notes.

        • _LG

          Thank you very much for the recommendation John, and I will definitely add that to my reading list! If you're looking for a book to read as well, The Forever War by Dexter Filkins is a phenomenal, raw and thought-provoking novel that's a pretty fast but well-worth-it read. πŸ™‚

          • John

            I will get a copy tomorrow. Thanks, Lauren. I am working on a book about battleship design, and may have to make the trek up to Fall River again to check a couple of theories. Are you as good behind a camera as in front of it?

      • isawunaked

        Whores gonna whore.

        • TheTRUTHhurts

          totally agree – I made the same kinda comment yesterday but as usual, it was deleted. Apparently only "pro-L.G." comments stay on here……total bullshit. L.G. is only seeking validation and this pathetic community loves to give it to her – very sad people. L.G. if you're gonna go for the whole "love me for my brains Chivers, not my boobs" – stop using your body and looks to get attention.

          • _LG

            I've got one main problem with your logic and that is simply that I have long since stopped and will never again take pictures of my body for any web site in a provocative way (the picture of me in my bra from up above is about a year and a half old). I'm not seeking validation for anything, and if you have an issue with me being a member of this community, then you are either a sexiest prick who doesn't understand that this isn't a private or male-only website, a jealous female who has a chip on her shoulder, or you are simply an unhappy person who feels the need to complain. If you have a problem with me submitting pictures of my smile, then you must have a massive problem with the Chivette community…and if that is the case…you need to either reevaluate why you are even coming to this website (since Chivettes are kind of the 'thing' here), or you need to be an adult and keep your negative, nonsense comments to yourself.

            A picture of my face or of a smile is not 'whoring' myself, and I'm not trying to get anyone to love me for my brain, body, or looks: I have a degree program, a partner, and my own self confidence for those. If I want to occasionally send an upbeat, happy picture to the Chive of my face because they ask for it or would like some more original submissions from Chivettes, I do it because I love the website.

            If submitting pictures of my face/smile is whorish, then I'd hate to hear what your term for other Chivettes is.

            Take a deep breath and move along.

            • funkyf

              I love you….

            • patov40

              Reasoning with trolls? Your patience knows no bounds LG. So funny that they talk about this pathetic community and yet they're here everyday viewing and commenting. That's a level of self loathing that I don't want to even begin to fathom. Too bad for them. B-)

          • patov40

            What did you come here for? o.0

        • patov40

          Why are you here? o.0

    • Tundra

      Aaaand WOW. Thanks for turning it up to 11, LG!

    • patov40

      GENTILE!! Always good to see you back in your old haunt. Loving the "natural" look. πŸ˜‰

    • SJay

      Oh God I've missed you. Welcome back. πŸ˜€

    • Poke4Life

      Welcome back LG. Hope the new job is going well!

    • Tony

      Nice to see you on here again LG. Cant wait for the meetup.

  • YEA


    • TU_Joe

      I hate you.

      • FunKiller

        So do 18 other people……..19 now.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I see what you did there #5 #6

  • doug


    Let's play Name That Cat. Chivers….

    • gingerbread man

      Soulless Overlord

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


        – the one you love to hate

        • Eric

          No, we don't love to hate you. It's that we just find you annoying, boarding on irrelevant.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh yes you do silly minion!
            Btw boarding? Have you been licking the used glasses of my free drinks again?

            – admit it! Both!!1!

            • Woody


      • hoosierdadvitar

        MuShoo or Szechaun (Juan for short, since he most likely made ur chinese food anyway)

    • Question_Mark_


      • OnehandJack


      • oopieceacandy

        Name him Bane! When my litter box lies in ashes, you have my permission to cry!

    • Jon


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

      I vote for Mac

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Mac Jr.

    • Dylan


    • ffk

      little bitch

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Squeaks scolari w/o a doubt

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

      Or Saturday

    • Marshall

      as I tweeted earlier, Bartholomeow. Or Bart for short.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Randy Travis

    • Foster

      In honour of being found under a truck: Splat

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Mac Faulkner

    • PJ Tonto

      Name him DAR

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Thats a tortureous name.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        We already have a Dar The Barbarian Kitty

        • zoom

          How's the little tyke doing? Haven't seen much since the name announcement.

          • lolasaurus


    • Laro

      Lucky lil fucker

    • Marky Mark


      • OnehandJack

        Then they'll need another cat named Dale

      • https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

        I was going to say Tucker too! Because he was found under a truck (tucker, truck, get it?) …And my cousins adopted a child who had a problem with his skull not being fully formed when he was born, and the nurses always said he just kept trucking, so they named him tucker. And this kitty looks like he's been threw a lot as well!!! I wish him the best! πŸ™‚

    • Gary

      MAC the (truck) cat

    • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

      George McFly…. Oh no!…. Density

      • Black6dog

        Density indeed

        • Josh

          How can anyone downvote a Back to the Future reference?

          • dave

            people feeling jipped because no hoverboards?

          • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

            dude thats i'm sayin!

          • Jim


    • http://twitter.com/RugerHoyt @RugerHoyt

      looks like an Oscar to me!


        that's my cat's name. he's also an orange tabby. named after oscar goldman, the six million dollar man's boss.

        • http://www.facebook.com/chris.wheatley.501 Chris Wheatley

          Where the fuck is Oscar Goldman?

    • Chiven

      Snoop Lion

      • Applefish

        Snoop Kitten!

    • North Korea


    • gunslinger_usmc

      Fuck-Tard McDouchebag

    • Slingingoranges


    • Trevor


    • SAA

      Bob Duato

    • http://tshirtaids.com rob


    • http://lifeexperiencemash-up.blogspot.com/ bcarson810

      Grimalkin! You could call him either, "Grim" "Al" or "Kin" for short.

    • https://www.facebook.com/nick.clark7 Nick Clark


    • Alex

      Roger Mexico!

    • Tomas

      Mud Flap (Mudd, for short). πŸ˜‰

    • Whoopi_G

      Tits Mcgee

      • KCCO242

        or Kits Mcgee?

    • Black6dog

      Cat Beastwood?

    • shwan


    • Shawn


    • Derek

      Neko. Japanese for dog

      • hihyo

        neko is japanese for cat.

    • Dr_StrangePants


    • Ouch!

      Is Veego! (ala Ghost Busters 2)

    • blue_bronco

      Miley Cyrus

    • Ouch!

      Bill Fuckin' Murray

    • hpph00


    • blake

      Alejandro. Nickname: Dro

      • blake

        Or Cleetus McNasty



      • http://www.facebook.com/ken.beida Ken Beida

        I thought this was the most obvious one… or Chivers

    • Ouch!

      Mr. Dobalina. Mr. Bob Dobalina

    • Ryan

      Dr. Venkman

    • sixdeadelves


    • Eric


    • Guest

      Why bother? It's not like it's going to give a shit when you call its name.

      • https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

        My cat always comes when I call his name, actually.

        • somebody

          My cat comes when I whistle for my dog…. So now there are two different whistles for the dog and cat.

        • Underbaker

          So you named your cat Dinner Time.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – the one you love to hate

      • Matt

        That's right! Trolls LOVE cats, don't they?
        Especially with a little BBQ sauce.

        • trollolol

          i'd like mine with sweet n sour sauce, please

    • Legion


    • Scott


    • oliver

      Billy… or Kittyface McMeowsalot

    • ol76er

      KoCCO "Coco"

    • Big5Hole


    • humbleself

      Keep it real and refer to him as "Master" or "Lord".
      Adding stuff like "Great" and "Awesome" also is welcome.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Stupid fucking cat

      as in "I'm just going to feed the…."

      and "Where's the….."

    • Kris

      Bill Furray

      • someguy


      • Dustin

        LOL, winner?

    • Bearkat34

      Future Inner Parasite Problems

      • Broz


    • flatmike

      "Semi" would be short and easy to remember, or if it is young you can call it "Kitty Kitty" we it gets older you can shorten it to "Cat Cat"

    • Fitz

      Mac Faulkner

      • etcrr

        might as well be shithead for all that bother

        • Bill57

          or she could name him bullshit face that way when hes licking himself she could say hes just washing the bullshit off his face cause he has bullshit all over it. but it was nice of her to rescue the cat she is a real hero but it would have been better if she rescued a dog but she didnt caus a dog is not a cat unless it has cat parts. cat rescuer thank you for your cervix.

        • Stan

          You wanna try again in English? fucktard..

    • Jordan


    • drew

      the cats name should be bill murray…

    • zed

      seefer. ('C' for cat)

    • Gron

      Schultz!!!!!!! So every time you yell at him u feel like ur in hogans heros.

    • guest421

      axl road

    • Tony

      Skid Mark

    • DAD

      10-4, semi, or bol (bill of lading, dont know if your involved in the industry). well done my friend.

      • Matt

        Got it… definitely an obscure reference

      • Chiven

        Good one dad

    • VAB


    • Nick

      Don't call him life saver call him shit head.

      • Westy

        Good, shit head.. haha awesome movie

    • GatOne


    • Fred Brocaa

      …from under a truck.
      Howsabout "Brakes"?

    • ReverendE


    • Rick

      Bartleby. I like the Bart for short that Marshall suggested

    • dave


    • Pit_Boss

      Professor butterscotch

    • michael

      Gotta name him Axel……….

    • silky

      I've never named a cat before, but there is only one I could think of… The most beautiful name in the whole wide world…. Jenny

      but then again name it boobs, everyone likes boobs.

    • freesaftie


    • younsee

      Speed Bump

    • http://www.facebook.com/LifeofNicholson Chris Nicholson

      Well lets take her name Hannah with Chivette and we get "Chivenah"

    • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.tarleton Aaron Tarleton


      • Matt

        For all the American chivers, "Lorrie" is a British term for a truck.

    • Sethiroth

      under a truck you say… hows about TONKA

    • Sam

      Mac Jr.

    • Hannah

      Thank you Chivers and Chivettes! I've narrowed it down to the top 5 choices. Go to my Twitter @HannahBarthram to vote!

      • Stephen

        I told KoCCO you should name it Bam Dafuq Murray!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Haha her names the same backwards.
        #witchcraft is a real problem

    • angella

      Otto (sounds like auto?). Either that or LOL

    • Nameit


    • colin


    • frankiejholden

      what about "dirty whore" – that way when your cat runs out of your house and down the street you get to stand on your porch and yell – "Get back here dirty whore!!!"

    • mickey


    • Matt


      Or Dodger.

    • maunee

      Truck…Big trouble little china….Kurt Russel….CAT RUSSEL.. CAT RUSSEL

      • maunee

        I mean KAT RUSSEL

    • Drew


    • russ

      How about "Roadie"?

    • JonB

      Name it Yota as in toyota or Lou Ferrigno.

    • twizzler

      Jerry ( as in jerry garcia cause it was truckin)

    • HTK


    • Salt

      "Frumunda" (From under) or Frum for short.

    • Terry


    • owen


    • HavocUSAF

      Sir Pounce-a-lot

    • Bne

      KC (kacey) for KCCO

    • jmdmn

      Truckin? Grateful he's not dead? How about Garcia?

    • Tuacadog


    • FreaKandy


    • Dale


    • KCCO242

      Patches O'Houlihan. The cat can dodge traffic. It can dodge a wrench. It can dodge a ball. Named after the best dodgeball player in the world.

    • Broz

      for anyone who remembers "Dude where's my car?" i believe the cat should be named either Zultan or Shibby, that is all.

    • n v b

      Berry(licious) πŸ™‚ (sorry chive!)
      such a cutie

    • todd

      how bout "speed-bump"

    • Trisko


    • YaffeN


    • kaiser

      Aragorn…..just a fearless feline

    • JonathanKorus

      bobcat jackson

    • Joe

      Rad < Dar backwards

      • Buford_Justice


    • https://www.facebook.com/sera.selbes Sera Selbes

      You already did… CHIVERS…:)
      Cannot get any better than that!

    • Erin


    • Liam Neeson


    • http://www.facebook.com/danmcg Daniel McGrath

      Mr. Squiggles

    • Buford_Justice


    • http://www.squidoo.com/the-dark-knight-rises-soundtrack-review Matt

      Gotham's Reckoning

    • Amanda

      Name him Bitty, it is a good cat name.

    • Lucky ducker

      looks like a chuckles, but most of the time- it will only come when it is hungry, and they will answer to any dam thing you call them at that time- I call out, " hey shithead! wanna eat?!" and they both will come a running

    • Kato


    • Alan!

      Bill Fucking Purr-y

    • dodge


    • Alfred


    • Tony

      Turd ferguson

    • https://www.facebook.com/sammy.stagg Sammy Stagg

      bubastis, carles or paul

    • huge hefner

      Flat Bastard

      • https://www.facebook.com/hope.blakely.7 Hope Blakely

        Mr. Fluff ….or Sir Fluffs-Alot

    • Shayla

      name this kitten Chive.

      • steven b


    • http://www.facebook.com/kadezlindsay42 Kade Zachary Lindsay

      Mr. Bigglesworth.

    • Dr_Batman

      Motherfucker Jones

    • http://www.facebook.com/gil.solis.9 Gil Solis

      name it Rescue…..duh!

    • Laserbrain


    • Nick

      How about naming the cat Lucky

    • Dan B

      Imma say Mac or Peterbilt

    • sadf


    • http://www.facebook.com/richardjohnhudson Richard Hudson


    • Joe

      Tripper (Bill Murray's character from Meatballs) or Raleigh St. Clair (yep, Bill's character from The Royal Tenebaums)

    • https://www.facebook.com/jeff.stanton.92 Jeff Stanton

      KC (casey)

    • Jjb


      • Jjb

        Name the kitty "moar"

    • DaGODFather

      Pussy MAC

    • Carlbert


    • Manda


    • Brad

      He looks like a Snarf to me!

    • http://www.facebook.com/frank.ward.90 Frank Ward


    • Darthlovejoy

      Rubber Duck

    • robber


    • somebody

      I've been naming the cats I found like that after the road name they where found. Achilles and Theseus. (It just happened I found them in awesomely named streets).
      Check that if it fits and you'll always remember their past.

    • Ricardo

      Lolz the cat

    • http://twitter.com/mdandeneau @mdandeneau

      Trucky Mc-Rescuey-Pants

    • Dr. Acula

      Auto the cat

    • 2dogs


      • Jen


    • Doc Arkham


    • http://twitter.com/SuperNilly @SuperNilly

      He looks naughty I say name him Loki

    • mazzie

      Treads. His pattern looks like a tire pattern, plus where he was found sound fitting.

      • CCJosh


    • Conrad

      name the cat-Chivers

    • durka_durka

      That cat shalt be named MOAR.

    • https://www.facebook.com/bhaastsd Benjamin Haas

      Found under a truck? Easy, Mack.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tracy.allen.12139 Tracy Allen

      whatever the model of the truck was, like Ford F150, or Chevy Tahoe…something like that.

    • Larry

      Mack, (as in Mack truck)

    • Big Perm


    • Static


      so when you are on the phone.. you can say stuff like
      "Grandma! get off my lap!"
      "Grandma! did you just shit on the carpet???"

      (Or name it KC)

    • SonOfAMotherlessGoat

      Lionel, Prince of Thundera!!!

    • MattyMo

      #49 your choices are Mud-flap, or chassis

  • Alice

    #12, #13, #43

    Ah, the big reason I love the chive, they actually do give a shit

    • DanTheMan

      Like the post but pants and flip flops??

      • Bones

        I would kill for a job that allowed me to wear flip flops to work! Or even better just be barefoot (far right)

        • Jen

          im sitting at my desk barefoot right now πŸ™‚

    • Trav1121

      Why do they always leave Mac for dead? Buncha bastards. Haha Mac = the personification of fail, but folks love him.

    • FlyAway

      Very cool guys!

  • hi mom


    • nick

      they won!!!

      • Looters

        not the World Series!!!!

  • Winnie

    #39 the bears get their revenge on goldilocks pool

    • mzf

      reminds me of Soprano's

    • Leonel_LyL

      I think they were cooling off first. This is in Mexico, and it's been hot here. And of course, we know bears can't get revenge if they're dehydrated.

    • MonkeyMadness

      There's the age old question, Does a bear shit in the pool?

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #19 Thank you…I knew there was a reason for pressing refresh a thousand times

    • kigero

      You are a man of taste my friend

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Yeah, this is how I am going to picture Paula_ from now on….

    • https://www.facebook.com/gregkhaikin Greg Khaikin

      greatest ass ever

    • Brandon

      She is actually a really good friend of mine.

      • http://www.facebook.com/rangerayala Armando Ayala

        Prove it!!

  • Mark


    Way to end the hump dar

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos


  • Darrell

    DAR's late!! Now we must kill Mac in order to avenge the volcano gods!

    • FunKiller

      I think you'll have to go through the Waponi Woo first. You may need to give them orange soda, then give the gods an offering.

    • Trav1121

      Think John and the crew beat ya to the Mac Murder. Good idea tho.

  • sparky


    Amen, brother

  • A Copper

    When is there going to be KCCO Police shirts?!?!

    • DDD


      FUCK the police!

    • usmc_chiver

      When Police do half the work that firefighter or the military do…

      USMC 2007-Present
      FF 2008-2011
      Nothing but fraternal love for the boys in blue. But seriously. Get a real job πŸ˜›

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Fuck fraternal love they arent ur brothers. And fuck pigs!
        Take this oppurtuntiy to giv a shoutout to all those unjustly locked up on drug charges
        #pigs are pos

        • DTAB

          Fuck the pigs? Holy shit are you retarded. I think GIF of John Cleese is meant for you.

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            I mean the details arent worth going into but yea. Fuck pigs

            • Admiral

              You are obviously jealous and are not worth arguing with. Seriously why are you here. I would suggest you begin attempting to become a better person forthwith.

              • matt

                i doubt hes jealous. hes just an idiot.

      • silky

        marine corps? you mean sucks have as much cock as the marine corps does.

        • silky


        • Fruitcake

          Also means tawks haff as good as yew

    • Matt

      How about some EMS KCCOs too?

    • Urdone969

      There cant be Police KCCO shirts sorry….This is why………..Good Police are around,…but they are generally smothered out of view because there are so many "just doing my job, its the law" or just power hungry pricks who will probably never be weeded out of Police academies…..so your out of luck…Because if such shirts were made every prick Cop would get one and would not be right and Big disgrace and I hope this can make you feel a little better…You just have a profession that is too flooded with the wrong stuff.

      p.s. dont ever give an out of state seat belt ticket to a guy with a shattered wrist who is driving left handed on his birthday and on his way to goodwill to buy a golf putter because his dad thought a practice putter game was appropriate for someone with one hand…and then take so long writing the ticket the goodwill closes.

      • silky

        suck it up princess. If you can't drive safely, you shouldn't be driving. There's a reason he pulled you over, and it's not to hear your pathetic life story.

        • Urdone969

          anyone who has even driven a stick shift can drive one handed dumb ass…your way out in left field with your thought process

    • Melissa

      Thank you, were ARE the police kcco shirts?? And to the IDIOTS below; next time your house gets burglarized, your car gets stolen, or you're in the middle of the mall while it gets shot up, do NOT bother calling 911. Do NOT expect the "pigs" to come to your aid or heaven forbid, run TOWARD the gun fire for your protection. You pussies don't know what fear is and you most certainly wouldn't be caught running toward the danger. And to all you cry-babies complaining of getting tickets, here's a hint, DON'T DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL and you won't EVER have issues with the law. Not police, the LAW. Since it's not an officers choice or request to have hundreds of laws and codes to remember to prevent morons like you from causing further trouble.

      • Police Supporter

        Well put Melissa, police have to enforce city, county and state laws despite their own personnel beliefs. I am sure there is police that DO NOT agree with all laws and ordinances WE as society has asked them to enforce. There is a few rotten apples in every profession, its sad to see police as a whole are all generalized a power hungry, corrupt, lazy or insert any derogatory remark here. There is three things we should all support: Military, Police and Fire!

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Which takes me to my next point. Y do something if u dont believe in it ie. Enforce unjust laws at unjust times

          • Police Supporter

            Since we are going to generalize about police, JJrrake how about this: Judging by your comments "shoutout to all those unjustly locked up on drug charges" I am going to assume you have been in trouble for drugs charges also. Secondly, again generalizing (b/c that is what you are doing) by your profile picture, dare I say DWI or Minor in possession? Probably hit the nail right on the head with one of those….. If you dont like the laws then do something about it. Last time I checked this was 'Merica get off your lazy ass instead of bitchin' about everything.

      • https://www.facebook.com/gregkhaikin Greg Khaikin

        The Don't do Anything Illegal bit only works to avoid run ins with the police if you're not Black or Brown. Oh, or in NYC, you could just exist (Stop and Frisk??)

        And good luck getting the police to do anything even if you ARE the victim of a crime. Your house gets burglarized, car gets stolen? Call the cops and see what happens. Oh yeah, they show up a few hours later, take a report, and then promptly do NOTHING.

        • Melissa

          I'm Mexican. I've never been pulled over. Maybe it's because I'm a female? Maybe because I don't drive a "suspicious" car? Maybe because I live in california? What excuse would you people like to use this time? I'm sure you have a million. Oh. And "take just a report" is all they can possibly do at the moment. Until, that is, they pull over your "brown or black" ass for something "dumb" like just a seat belt violation and search your car and find that stolen item from that burglary where "just a report" was taken and just so happened to be mentioned during line up at the beginning of that officers shift, who just so happened to be listening and remembered the incident and by GOLLY that thief was then arrested and you got your stolen items back!!! Funny how that circle works……how just a report that the officer enjoyed SO much writing in extreme detail could actually lead to arrest by simply pulling over a person with a simple violation. It's not like the police do it that way for a reason or anything….

          • DDD

            Hey Melissa, is your Auntie Flo visiting this week by any chance?

            Fuck you and fuck the police!

          • ABC

            You probably don't get pulled over because you're a white-hispanic.

  • Epitomizer

    You made my day boys

    • Epitomizer

      #33 & #51 Get the job done as well.

    • gabe

      unfortunately it's Paris Hilton's bum

      • Epitomizer

        I'd take her from behind.

      • Notme

        I'm okay with Paris's ass. You are not????????

    • Wood

      That's Paris Hilton. Fail.

    • http://thechive.com GordoZX

      Its Paris Hiltons Hump

    • ChiveMaster

      That dumper is full of herpes. Enter at your own risk!

      • FunKiller

        Hah, love that pic CM…..Mr. Bungle is the shiznit!

        • Jen

          #14 i consider myself and ass woman and that ass does not have enough meat on it, IMO.

          • FunKiller

            I agree, I also happen to know that it's disease ridden……just a despicable ass altogether!!

  • whyme1973

    #24 Awesome ass and THIGHS!!
    #40 Fuck!

    • ken

      i want a ticket

    • Find40

      #40. Those are show-stoppers. Can we play Find Her?

      • linkx

        If this picture is not shopped, I've found my holy grail

      • Trav1121

        Yes! Do that! Right now works for me. Stop reading this. Go forth and find-ith!

      • Oggie

        Harmony is symmetry when it comes to boob and hump ratio

    • boysrus

      #24 Sorry to burst your boner, but that's a DUDE dude!!!!

      • cassidy

        #24 fitness model Ana Usategui, shes a woman

        • Sid

          Here I was thinking it was the beginning of an . . . adult film

        • Ken

          Yeah, a woman with a penis

    • Deep Dish

      My jaw hit the floor when I saw #40.

    • bdg

      Officer I have drugs hidden in my junk!!!!
      #40 MOAR

  • Alan

    GREAT HUMP DAR! Made my day.

  • kal50

    #19 #51 Hump Dar. Ladies, you're doing it right. Soooo right!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Do these big pics fuck up anyone elses iphone? Beside that if ur gonna perv u should prob perv on 3

  • Ethix_

    #2 dafuq….

    • TheDoctor

      Why is this in a "Hump" museum?

  • Fandango

    cant wait to meet her in the bean!! O.O

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      All she gives a fuck about is coke and xbox now shes tryna say she cares about a meetup? Cmon

      • Will

        Sounds like my kind of woman

      • _LG

        I can't play xbox for shit (it's actually kind of painful to watch, really), and I work for the government and get drug tested monthly…so unless we're talking about coca-cola, you're horribly mistaken. Also, because you used the word 'tryna' to say 'trying to', I'm just going to assume that you're just an aspiring comedian.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Its a quote from a boston movie. U did not get the reference

          • _LG

            Uh oh… I definitely need to brush up on my Boston movie references. I had to goggle that shit and I'm pretty embarrassed to admit it. I have been pwned, and you sir have great taste in movie quotes!

            • suckit

              Dumb bitch, you are anyway just good for jacking off ,thats why the chivers miss you.

              • Jack Wagon

                Mr suckit, you are dumber than a box full of smashed ass hole, get a life and get a job. that is all.

  • JohnsonRod

    #33 She's back!

    • FunKiller

      And so is her back….side!

  • Skylarrr

    I love this site. KCCO

  • gmen

    #30 Hi Brittany!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/naughtydawgp nathybaby

      She's so hot!!!

      • foul83

        Super pretty and got the killer body.

    • Jawbone

      The black lines and circles under her eyes remind me of my mamaw.

    • mickey

      Of course her name is Brittany…girls in porn share only 4 names…

  • hello please

    #40 surely not?

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      Good lord, thank you

    • Si1entStatic

      I'd say those are the real deal.. that or her surgeon stole Jesus hands to work a miracle….

    • MonkeyMadness

      She's a very good candidate for FLBP!

    • DollarsforDonuts

      fucking gross

      • thrillho

        How is THAT gross? Those things look spectacular…

    • What_Tha

      Don't call me surely.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Can anyone tell me a quick and dirty way to clean your hands?

    Also… over a thousand [F5] buttons were killed because of this delayed DMA…

    – the one you love to hate

    • Unfkngblvbl

      DMA? You really are retarded Paula.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You fell for that? Are you for real?

        – the one you love to hate

        • Trav1121

          I can not believe that dude bit on that bait so hard… Come on, Unfkng. You are better than that…

          • Unfkngblvbl

            Apparently not…derp.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/naughtydawgp nathybaby

      Hmmmmmmm….*plooop…in honour of Paula

      -the one who's full of poop

    • sfb101

      Lick them.

    • Holla at a playa

      wash em in piss then lick them dry. that should do the trick

    • Daniel Tosh

      Paula I know your real identity, I have followed your ip address to you. You got 48hrs to stop posting stupid shit on the internet.

      • ^Bullshit^

        You aren't Daniel Tosh, you didn't track her IP, and you have no idea who she is. I'm calling bullshit on this.

    • michael

      you can use diesel, either, and gasoline all work good to clean dirty hands but you have to wash them again to get the smell off

      • etcrr

        no no wash them in gas then light a match to them

        • stan

          shut up, fuckstick

          • etcrr

            do all of us a favor get out of your mother's basement find yourself a life

            • Bill57

              hahaha good one stan i like it when you beat up on all of the trolls cause they have no morals or honor and they just say things from their moms basement cause they don't have a life. they are just hole asses and that makes them live in the basement and if Paula lit a match to them than her hands would be hot cause they would be on fire and fire is hot.

              • CoolstoryBill57

                way to drag out an explanation Bill57… that is all…

                • Bill57

                  You're new here, huh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #12 Mission accomplished

  • Btkuhn

    Kitties name should be MOAR

    • Kayci

      depending on it's gender, I would say Chive or Chivette ;o)

    • FunKiller

      What's wrong with DAR? I'm sure there's plenty of randomness that comes out of that kitty.

    • silky

      Should be named boobs, because everyone loves boobs!

      Which is ironic as most smart people know cats suck.

    • Trav1121

      I would suggest Annie's Boobs but that is more of a name for a monkey than a kitty…

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