Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • The Village Idiot


    • Rusty Shackleford

      Well, your name is definitely right

      • Hank Hill

        Dale? Is that you?

    • Simba

      Yes, but will you blend?

  • tattoo lover

    East coast insomnia. Love the chive

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yea im gonna

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Play the insomnia card to the doctor too. Im tryna get some pills!

        • MylesofStyles

          Maybe you should tryta get a life instead.

          • http://twitter.com/JohnMcFadin @JohnMcFadin

            I've started to feel bad for jjrake. I'm starting to think he just might have real mental health issues, and he has no one who cares about him. He's so fucked up in the head, he thinks all of the hatred from theChive is really people cheering him on for being such a great guy. Delusional. Although he really should be monitored closely, considering he really seems like someone who could fly off the deep end and do harm to a large group of people.

    • Jake

      I'm not a doctor (yet), but you might want to go to a doctor to get your vitamin and testosterone levels checked. People tend to think insomnia is out of their control, when really, it is your brain telling you that there is something internally wrong with your body.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Im half kidding but thanku for ur advice it seemed sincere

  • http://twitter.com/JDougE09 @JDougE09

    #21 classic

  • digitalboyscout

    i know i'm up late when the morning awesomeness comes on chive….

  • scotology

    I had trouble scrolling past #21

    • scrote-ology

      thats an original comment

      • http://twitter.com/JohnMcFadin @JohnMcFadin

        Why would you reply with that? His comment is actually more original than anything you just said. You could have been funny if I thought you knew what irony meant, but you don't, so really you're just an idiot.

        • Rusty Shackleford

          what a hug bag of douche you must be!

    • Levian

      Oh things that bounce, how I have missed you

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #13 The North Korean remake of Godzilla left much to be desired

  • Mikey

    Anybody else feel that earthquake tonight? :)

    • triplecap

      Epicenter was only 15 miles from me, but a 4.4 is small enough I don't bother getting up now. Just grateful it didn't knock over any beer bottles :)

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Fuk no bro i am earthquake.
      Ps check me out in #29 pimpin aint easy

    • Every commenter

      No, that was just your mom falling out of bed.

  • Ryan

    #18 Spaceballs? Oh shit…there goes the planet…

    • 氣青強

      I was thinking Gizmo could use a diet

    • Jed

      I like my psychics well done.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I wonder if that Fraux amplifies the psychic bullsh…er….energy.

    • jr.

      another reason I cannot be bothered with TLC!

  • Lower

    I felt sure you were a gunner in spaceballs. Keep firing Asshole.

    • FunKiller

      How many asshole's do we have on this ship anyway?

      • OnehandJack


        • Al Jones

          I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

          • Evil Dung Beetle


  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #28 Ladies……

  • digitalboyscout

    #28 is meme-bound for sure. for example: "When i give her dat look, you know she's comin home with me."

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Bought my momma a car
      Spent the rest on pcp

    • Jawbone

      Meme bound if you're a fucking retard, perhaps.

      • http://twitter.com/JohnMcFadin @JohnMcFadin

        What he said was actually funny. What you said was sad.

    • El_Hefe

      please stop saying "dat"

      • paul

        dats dat shit

      • HatBomb

        Who dat?

  • http://twitter.com/I_Johannes @I_Johannes

    #30 aaawwww…. See how he (or she) holds the finger! :) That's one awesome little guy!

    • Zuke

      I would say aww, except for the fact that I hate monkeys.

      Not only are most primates pretty darn ugly (Including some humans, like those of the 'walmartian' variety…) but to be honest I'm pretty sure chimpanzees scare me more than most any other animal. Crocodiles are kind of up there with them simply because they'll tear your limbs off and/or drown you, but chimpanzees will also tear things off of you; namely your nuts and face to start. And it's not even an accident, their goal is to tear your nuts off. Then throw the fact that they're smart, unpredictable, really, really fucking strong and, depending on the chimp, sometimes seem to straight up enjoy brutally killing things and you have a recipe for one scary mofo.

      They're a lot like us and some humans scare me too, except I think I'd rather get shot or stabbed than get ripped to pieces by some enormously strong animal that's more or less sporting mini knives in its mouth anyways.

    • Jane G


      • http://twitter.com/I_Johannes @I_Johannes

        If I want to say awww, I say it. And haters gonna hate. And I don't give a fuck. AWWWWW! :D

    • nomeansyes

      ahhhhhhhhhh thats coldd!!!

    • M.C.

      I didn't know Snookie had her baby! Poor thing…

  • digitalboyscout

    not gonna touch that one…

  • John

    ZzzzQuil…..any good?

  • Vegetabled

    FIND HER!!!

    • Ariadne


    • Anon

      Before she finds him!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jason.simmons.5220 Jason Simmons

      I'm cracking up because I saw her eyeing Bolt and I turned to my wife and said, "She is going to be all over the Internet." The Chive delivered.

    • https://www.facebook.com/tim.gilding Tim Gilding

      Hmmmm, I wonder what she's after… hmmmmm…….

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Uhh shes after that dick

        • Craigery

          Captain Obvious, to the rescue! Thanks for explaining the joke, Capt!

        • Simon

          Yet again you talk, and people don't like what you say.

        • MacNCheesePro

          Perhaps you should've said penis.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #20 Even Chuck doesn't stand a chance.

  • Gandalf

    #29 "My virginity is safe up here!"

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Brah im sure u didnt know but thats me up there. So take it back

      • Lauren

        Every single comment you've left on this thread makes me want to rip my eyeballs out so I never have to read a sentence from you again.

      • DUBU2DEATH

        You shouldve took a pic without the ladder and pole you used to get on it. Hopefully we'll get to see you in pictures taken at just the right moment eating shit.

  • unbreakable

    #2 wow and my bartender tonight thanked me for my $5 tip. way to go good guy greg

    • Guest

      Weird how they fold it so we cant see if it is guest or merchant copy. I call BS

      • Jen

        i did the same thing at a bar about 6 months ago. and the bartender never fucking thanked me. it was my stupid drunken fault, i guess.

        • simon

          You did the same thing as leaving 1$ tip and then the bartender changed it to 100$?
          Because that's what happened here.

          • Jen

            oh. it looked like the person left a $100 tip because they were drunk. because that is what i did.

  • Crazy tv Lenny

    To the duche that was wearing a 3D BFM shirt at the WI state fair. The correct way to respond to a "Chive On" is not to act like jerk. Or Maybe you really dont know the power of the shirt

    • truth

      so many douches wearing chive shirts.

      • Kristen


    • Aaron

      They should be found and revoked of the BFM shirt for life

      • Jawbone

        The Chive shirt is an excellent way to spot college fratboy douchebags.

        • Ethix_

          Truth. I was at school and I gave someone a KCCO and he looked at me like I was inviting him to a threesome with my grandma. Don't know why he bought the shirt.

    • Underbaker

      It was a test to see if you followed your own advice. I'm afraid your achieved the score of hypocrite.

    • Alex

      I had a similar experience at a bar in Santa Barbara CA, some idiot kid looked at me like I was speaking another language.

      • Skermitt

        Happened to me in a bar on St. Patty's day, told the kid "chive on" and he just scowled at me and wandered off drunkenly.

        • WS6

          "…drunkenly." I think you found the problem.

    • https://www.facebook.com/LizBWilson Liz Baxter

      I've met two guys with Chive shirts so I gave them a friendly "Chive On" and both of them gave me this weird condescending smirk/scoff… It was weird.

  • tim

    #21 melanie is my favorite, that smile gets me every time

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      U two on a first name basis?

    • Hugh

      I think if her face was on a $10 bill, It would be a lot easier to save money.

  • Ahmed

    #26, #27, #28 Was an awesome streak of laughter for me.

  • Larry

    #18 and #28 has the makings of a odd reality show!! I'm sure kim kardashin will fit in there also.

  • Gus

    #10 Telekinetic Panda!!!

    • Mr_Cellophane

      The Force is strong with this one!

    • Trav1121

      Magic Panda is magic!

    • teddy


  • EMT phenom

    Its HUMPDAY! Hey chive I dig the FFKCCO how about a EMT KCCO show some love for the chivers in the medical field? I rock my BFM when I work ! KCCO!!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Thats sick dude i like to rock my nuts out at the spital

    • Nicole


  • B Dub

    #21 Hot as hell….
    #30 Cute lil bugger!

    • bob

      #30 I think I saw his dad run in the olympics yesterday!

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