Holy Sh!t (39 Photos)

  • Jonny Apps

    #34 . That first drink looks like a bottled water?! What is it?

    • Bouff

      I'd buy any of those beverages if they actually come with that much cocaine!

    • JOE

      All those drinks can be taken with cocaine!!!

    • joed0909

      May be sodium…unless the water is flavored then its def sugar or a sugar substitute

    • :)

      Its salt, not sugar that its showing and yes, bottled water does have sodium in it.

      • James

        It's sugar, not salt. A typical can of pop has 50mg of sodium which would be roughly 125mg of salt. A little larger than a baby aspirin pill and not the large bag of powder shown which is closer to the 50g or so you expect to see.

        • Marsmayn

          Why does your water have sugar in it? Sugar is not a natural ingredient in water as far as i know and I can not see the point, unless you can not drink your water unless it is sweet..

    • matt

      the first one im pretty sure is just reflection on the bag "glare" you might say if you look close

      • Jonny Apps

        You may be right!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Sodium? Are you people really that fucking stupid? Does Mt. Dew really have that much salt in it? It's sugar, you morons. And no, there is nothing in the bag below the water bottle, it's a glare on the bag.
      It's empty to make a point that it's the best thing to drink.

    • Mr.fuckhole

      Hey guess what they are not all the same size so obivously the sugar amounts will be different !!!!!

  • Rob


    Too soon Exodus !

    • Phil


      • Thatguy

        Exocetus? Isn't that a shark?

  • GRdadsa

    Birst on the scene

  • blue_bronco

    #19 Need it for sleep!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #6 …"and still I'm just a Toy's r Us kid."

  • Sade

    #10 … or I could just walk. Yep.

    • http://www.facebook.com/lucas.yothment Lucas J. Yothment

      Fuck that noise! Buy a new car!

      • matt

        or a power washer

    • L0716

      That's what happens when you're "Forever Alone".

    • sandy astroglide

      It's on the wife's side. I don't see a problem.

      • Sade

        No sex for you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rodion.butyrski Rodion Butyrski

    #22 I had a carrot…………. four bong hits mannn!…… cheeseburger…..

    • Defrosty

      HAHA! Thanks for that, love Chappelle's stand up!

    • Med

      Ta-keyla……5 beers

    • ???

      Time to change that water…

  • MT Bronco

    #38 Doesn't matter, had sex

    • Deep Dish

      what the fuck is that thing?

      • eddy

        rock lobster

    • Beev

      Rule 34

  • Sethiroth

    #32 knuckle sandwich with extra bacon… comin up

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I like that they got the badge number in this….

  • bill

    #32 nice pig

    • John

      All good for nothing pigs are same at heart. No normal person wants to be a cop and tell others what to do

    • JKC

      protesting…deserved it!

      • bill

        yeah I do agree that dealing with a bunch of trustafarians would turn mister hand in to mister fist pretty quickly but it looks like he might stomp a skull if no one was watching.

      • its_forge
      • its_forge


        Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

        • Dandude

          Well according to anti-gun nuts, everything in the constitution should be taken with the strictest literal interpretation, therefore since these people aren't assembling anything,no legos or Ikea shown, this should not apply.

          • its_forge

            Funny how conservatives are strict literalists EXCEPT when they're reading the 2nd. Taxes are unconstitutional, making sure little kids and old people don't starve or freeze to death is unconstitutional, *not* getting ripped off and assraped by the healthcare industry is unconstitutional, but the 2nd unquestionably means absolutely everyone except a convicted felon maybe can have as many full-auto weapons with 900-round clips, flamethrowers, rocket launchers and thermonuclear devices as they want in spite of it saying big as shit A WELL REGULATED MILITIA because there originally was no provision in the documents for a standing army, much less a Department of Defense with 10 times as much money as all the other defense budgets on Earth combined.

            • http://www.facebook.com/luke.talbot Luke Talbot

              you go girl

            • Tree

              Wanna hug?

    • wut

      The brave police offer, in this case, was provoked and justified. The original picture can be found here: http://cassella.wordpress.com/ by the blogger who took the photo.

      Per the photographer:

      "The officer in the first two photos had his helmet knocked off, then charged forward a bit into the crowd with his baton drawn and striking people. A protestor then broke a stick over his head, and as he fell backward, another protester was doing the same. Another officer quickly approached with a punch that hit someone right in front of me to move them back.

      It’s important to see these photos together and with context, and I’m glad the Tribune is running them that way. The violence from the police officers was real, but it was provoked by violence from a few of the protesters."

      • its_forge

        Roger that, really glad it was given context by the press, that's a win.

    • Derby

      Yeah, let's stop all this democracy stuff right now.

  • NIXem

    #38 that looks like rape to me, follow the blue lights kitty!!!!!

  • boob_cuddle

    #2 holy sh!t for real. #10 passenger repellent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #9 This isn't going to end well

    • Tim

      Zab Judah?

      • Dan

        Doesn't appear to have started well either.

  • http://www.facebook.com/toledo11 Matt Orosz

    I'm scared shitless.

    • Kristen


      • evan

        u rock Kristen. LOL

  • Ryan

    Where is #1 at?

    • Derek

      St. Maarten

    • RYNO!

      St. Maarten Airport on St. Martin. Runway #10. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maho_Beach

      • RYNO!

        I DIDN"T WANT THE PICTURE!!! BLAH!!! It is runway ten.

        • Gonasiphaherpalitis

          Are you the fat unicorn everyone has been talking about?

    • Boat

      Been there twice. Got sandblasted by a 747 taking off. Coolest beach in the world. Free drinks for topless women at the Sunset Bar right there.

  • JohnnyDax

    #8 Batman Bin Suparman?

    • Sean

      No, Superman with the morals and fighting style of Batman. God help us all.

    • Guz

      I've seen that licence posted so many times it's nice to finally crack a smile at it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/calapod.cristian Calapod Cristian

      I lold so hard :)))))

  • jasonB

    Fuck You and thanks for the nightmares

  • http://www.facebook.com/toledo11 Matt Orosz

    #37 typo.
    Body can do anyone*. You're saying I have a chance?!

  • Ro'

    #30 That's a beautiful albino retic, but seriously, I hope it has eaten recently – otherwise, this is a really bad idea.

    • etcrr

      That kid would be a snack for that sized snake

      • I lik tygers

        That's a really big snake and that snake could probably eat that kid as a snack that snake is so large. Holy Snake! Wow chive that's awesome great post.

        • Bill57

          don't mess with stan cause he will treat you like a snack for his snake then you can snack on his snake and he will like it cause nobody ever touches his snake except him and that make him have morals and honer wich you wouldn't know anything about cause youre a snack and he'll wipe bullshit on your face

      • windowlicker

        That snake is big. So big, that kid would be the snake's snack. That would be bad. Not good like Whitesnake. The big white snake gives Whitesnake a bad name because he might eat the kid. Whitesnake would never eat the kid but would just sound like Zeppelin all the time. Thank you for your service Whitesnake. You are a good Zeppelin cover band. Keep up the good work chive. I like Zeppelin and this picture made my day. lol.

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #4 – not sure I see the humor in this one…

    • Ken

      The photo was taken in Detroit!

    • Taco_Depot

      Hence why the title of this album is "Holy Shit Moments".

  • Rich

    T Rex can't wash themselves….they have short arms!!! #35

  • SirCtheIII

    #37 Unless, you know, biology, physiology, physics, and everything else agrees with your brain.

  • bacon cheese fries

    #14 Aahhh!! Burn it! Burn it! Kill it with fire! Evacuate the people and nuke the entire city!

    • OK Chiver

      hey now I live here

    • Tulsa represent

      How ironic is it that the weatherman's name is George FLICKenger? Just flick that wasp, dude.

    • Dex

      I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords

      • doob


    • Anomanom

      Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  • Lunch_Box

    #3 Impact on the water from that height would probably kill him or make him wish he was dead anyway.

    • drew

      Yes, let's break down the physics of this obviously real photo.

      • Lunch_Box

        Really, you took that literally or was it just your day in the barrel and you were looking for a little payback. We really do need a sarcasm symbol or smiley of some kind.

  • Jethro

    #22 time to clean your bong dude

    • Bob M

      AT LEAST put some fresh water in it!

    • nuccabay

      i thought the exact same thing, time for some acetone

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