Mac Faulkner continues to use the Twitter Machine… unconventionally (22 Photos)

I usually spend my Sundays nursing a monster hangover on a stranger's couch. Laying on the couch I like to reflect on the horrible things I did to myself and those around me, but looking at Mac's Twitter Machine always makes me feel a little better about what I've done, because at least I'm not stuck in that kid's head.

Mac's Twitter Machine.

Mac’s Twitter Machine.

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  • akbrown006

    #22
    Oh nothing to see here…. like a boss.

    • MOAR

      MOAR Mac gifs

    • McSmizzle

      haha did anyone else notice the dog at the top of the stairs?? what a life..

    • aVulgarSquirrel

      I love John's second "wtf" look as he walks down the corridor.

    • Kunal Patel

      Totally checking out Asa's fine legs on the walk out.

      I would too.

    • Turduckenn

      we need a mac gif thread now

  • Mn dude

    First and funny

    • Mn dude

      Damn

    • pennywise79

      cue sad tuba music

    • https://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick-Bateman Fancypants

      But you're neither?

    • dack maddy

      A) You're not first
      B) You're an ass hat

  • lindy

    #21

    If there was a Land Before the Chive I don't want to remember it

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Tis were dark days when I was forced to to go randomimages.us

  • Suck Me Dry

    Like the drought

    • sfb101

      I know I shouldn't laugh at this shit, but that's funny…

  • justin

    #1 ALL HAIL OUR SPACECAT OVERLORDS!!

  • http://freshdub.tumblr.com KCO617

    #20 has me laughing so hard it hurts…oh I just shit myself.

  • TomatoTipper

    Trying to chive on with mono.

    • Wayne

      Shut it

  • Not gay

    Mac is a homo! He tried to suck my dick in the bathroom of the Chicago Meet-Up

    • Guibombe

      Yer so gay!

      • Not gay

        Not-uh dude I swear!

    • sfb101

      I'm guessing you needed a few more drinks…

    • http://www.facebook.com/cody.courtney.5 Cody Courtney

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #14 I wish I could've seen the reaction to this request.

  • loves sammiches

    #19 made me LOL

  • J. Phine

    Huge fan of Mac.

    • Dr_Fap

      He tries way to hard to be funny. How can people like this post? He is like a less funny version of Dane Cook.

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  • Murkyfs

    #4
    By "America", does he mean "the rest of the world"?

    • nemesis

      I'm sure I'm not alone when I say, respectfully, whu?

    • FunKiller

      And by "America" you obviously mean "Canada" I hope……..
      I know your parents aren't proud….you should probably do something about that.

    • Groggy

      First comes reading comprehension, THEN comes being witty.

    • davidhendu

      I think what he was actually trying to tell you is go fuck yourself.

  • oppo

    not funny

    let the thumbs down begin

    • Nicnac

      I gave you a thumbs up. Not funny at all.

      • sandy astroglide

        Not a single one.

    • Dr_Fap

      I agree, Mac is about as funny as Hitler at a bar mitzvah.

      • blaaaa

        That actually would be prtty funny

  • RYNO!

    #12 How rude! Some people just have no manners!

  • https://www.facebook.com/HighLife928 Brandon Phillips

    haha thatz sum funny shit…

  • Joshua

    This was one of the funniest post.. Mac you are a trip.

  • Chu

    Bring back the funny.

    • FunKiller

      Oh, I think it's been buh-raw-tin!!!

      • JohnsonRod

        ^ That shit's funny

  • trl87

    I hate when #8 happens

    • Underbaker

      Same thing happened to me when they said they had a Lambo I could rent.

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #13 – haha!

    Best,

    ~SuperDanMan

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #20 – My retort was even BETTER!!

    • Guest

      Cool story bro…

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Fanfuckingtastic story…twat

  • Z_b

    #13 Roflmao Polo!

  • courtney

    i seriously just keep loving mac more and more every day.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Deniseopotomus De Decker

      Get in line, Courtney! 😉

  • Shrimpkin

    #4

    It's 'metre'. If you're going to troll Canadians better do it correctly, being one myself, I'll bust you on grammar and spelling every single time. 🙂

    • HUH?

      americans spell it "meter", mac is american, end of story.

      • Shrimpkin

        Awww, I see one of my neighbours to the south doesn't have a sense of humour. 😉

        • Groggy

          *humor

          😉

          • Canadastani

            No. The rest of the world spells it humour. Also colour, harbour and supercalifragilisticexpealadociOUs

    • wally

      Ummmmm a foot is a foot and 3 feet is a meter no wonder the states are where they are , in the shit tank asking the world to bail them out

    • JustAnotherGuy

      Uhhhh I don't know about you, but I'm in Canada and I use feet/inches. I always hated having to do the conversions depending on what it was used for.

  • Jeff

    Can there please be a Mac Gif Gallery???

    • Sam

      This must happen!

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