Sometimes, you can win on facebook (24 Photos)

  • Dibdy

    #1 I knew ginger s didn't have souls!!!

    • Iso

      Who cares?
      <see any of the Redhead posts on theChive>

    • Twin Cities Girl

      You're so original, Dibdy.

    • Jay-Z (That Jay-Z)

      DATS DA JOKE. -_-

    • Jawbone

      Thank God you were here to explain the joke to us, you fucking cunt.


      Maybe not, but if we can successfully survive Primary School and High School without killing ourselves we do get a HE-MAN badge and a fucking awesome sense of humour!

  • Sade

    #6 Haha, good stuff!

  • 29er

    Oh Facebook, you feed my sarcasm addiction, and at the same time, I fuckin' hate you.

  • blue_bronco

    #9 ZING!!!

    • Z_b

      He's still a douche

      • matt

        that is quite the profile photo hes got…………..

      • dirtysteve99

        Agreed, also for using 'must of' instead of 'must have'

  • Tuttified

    #2 – So true… makes me rage! I know there's some left over sausages back there!!

  • 29er

    #11 haha I see what you did there.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #3 Still cracks me up

    • gnocco

      how do I get the 'dislike' button?

  • Ken

    You need to tell my daughter that one! #15


    20 is from conans monologue.

  • Trav1121

    #11 is fuckin hilarious! Haha

  • Sweet Doogs

    #15 stolen from @Jennyjohnsonhi5 on twitter

  • Anonymous

    #24 fuck all the haters chik-fil-a is good

  • drew

    #9 Can't tell if he said that in the store, or simply thought of it later and wished he had….

    • Bubbles

      He's a hipster in his picture, so he definitely thought of it later. What he really said was "I liked V-Necks before your sister even thought they were cool".

    • Zuke

      I also thought of the possibility that he'd heard it before used for a different clothing item (Hey, nice shoes, look like my sister's, etc.) and coincidence had it that shortly afterwards he got an opportunity to use it. Or he might have just thought of it later. That's the more likely option.

      All I know is he didn't come up with it on the spot, because nobody outside of movies thinks that quickly, especially since most people aren't always expecting random strangers to make fun of their clothes.

  • Woop

    #22 Not following this

    • Woop

      err fail me. I mean #24

      • John 3:17

        For God so loved the fried chicken, that he gave his only begotten $10, that whosoever believeth in him should not go hungry, but have everlasting chicken and Muppet toys.

        • Tim

          John 3:18. Dear God, where's the toilet?!?!?

  • aVulgarSquirrel

    #12 I love when people come together to support a common cause.

    • Vincent Guzman

      funniest one, #23 is hilarious as well

  • Blooming

    #24 It's wrong to be a big pile of gay.

    • Frank

      What about a small pile of gay, or maybe not even a pile but more like a mound of gay? It is the quantity of gay you have a problem with, right?

      • observe

        probably, it works itself out as a mound of gay. Get's smoother and richer like a almond mound candy bar. I think he's saying go for king size

    • Whatever

      Obvious troll is obvious

  • Chiver

    thanks for the ADChoices continual play, with audio, its awesome!!! I love hearing the same commercial about shampoo over and over again, while I am at work trying to discreetly scroll your page. I hope the Chive doesn't become another were you cant view anything for more than ten seconds without a commercial pop up. Break On!

    • The_Dood

      For fucks sakes, Adblock Plus + Chrome or Firefox. I've been Chiving for over 2 years and haven't heard a single ad.

      • Flox


        Also, website-owners, please realize that blocking users that use Adblockers is a giant d**k-move. We wouldn't need it, if your ads weren't as intrusive. Kind of out of place, I know, but still!

      • Chiver

        thanks Doods I am not ad free for fucks sake! Now how will I know what window cleaner is the best…

    • Whoopi_G

      No kidding. I know you're trying to get paid and all chive, but come on.

    • Johnnieboy

      Download adblocker plus as an extension and boom, all gone. Even those obnoxious Bacardi ads at the top.

    • Anomanom

      Forget adblock, use noscript for firefox.

  • Seriously

    I laughed till I freakin cried. Epic, Chive. Epic

  • Nickey J

    <img src=""&gt; It is fun eating by stealth without being found. <img src=""&gt;

    • Jawbone

      Did your mother tell you that whilst forcing your head between her legs?

  • Shant1k

    #21 Destroyed.

  • goodguysfan

    I don't know what was more fun: reading these and laughing or interrupting my wife reading a book to read all of them to her so she could just look at me annoyed.

    • SonOfAMotherlessGoat

      I did that once, but never again… she almost ruined it for me. I no longer shit where I chive. KCCO! 😀

  • jimctu

    #19 I loled hard at that hahahahaha<img src="; width="1" height="1"/>

  • ScUrbin

    Who ever makes those on #17, needs to walk off a cliff already……

  • drewcypher

    The only way to win on facebook is to refuse to play their damn zynga-ville games.

  • JViss

    #24 Damnit Chive! Drop this shit already please.

    • EatMorCok

      It totally belongs; they got totally owned on Facebook which is what the whole post was about

    • Twin Cities Girl

      It's pretty obvious TheChive supports gay rights, if you don't like it either shut up or GTFO.

      • Kristen

        Hahahaha…you're a carpet muncher.

    • Jawbone

      No, Chive supports whatever will get them the most traffic.

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