All in favor of quarantining Scottsdale, say I (39 Photos)

  • Reyes Santa Cruz

    I live close to Scottsdale and I agree, douche bag central. Everyone in AZ makes fun of the Scottsdale douche bags and bagettes!

  • TLK

    #34 Lincoln, NE – The Tavern on The Square.

  • Bangerang

    #11 I vote this as the new nuclear weapon testing grounds. They already look the part.

    • FunKiller

      I'd say 80% of these pics aren't even from Scottsdale. Ever city is guilty of the douchbaggery shown in this post.

  • HG Markus

    why do you even grant them Chive-attention?

  • bobby

    I a resounding I 1,000,000x over!

  • @RickvdS

    What about remove these guys and put them in jersey so they can fight eachother untill death. We make a tv show out of it and altough there will be many deaths nobody will even ask if it's ethical :)!

    • FunKiller

      Pay per view event….they could bank off of that!

  • back2worknow

    Should rename this thread "Massengill!" There is just too much douche for just one vag… err city.

  • Ken

    Holy crap! The chick in the middle has two foreheads! #21

  • Verbal_Kint

    WTF, is Scottsdale the new New Jersey? Is there an AZ version of Snooki to round out this collection cock holsters?

  • Random

    So douche IS contagious……

  • Sean

    We're not all Douches here!!

    • FunKiller

      Thank you!

    • tg3

      Agreed!!!!!! I wrote chive a letter.

      • lowercase

        about?? that you disagree with their description of Scottsdale? yeah, that'll show em.

        • @moeaubrey

          hahahaha right?!
          lets get real — Scottsdale is 80% big headed douche bags and trashy fake bitches.

  • chitownchiver

    Napalm the city. That should do it

  • morebeer

    #21 doesn't look so bad to me

  • Nickey J

    <img src="">They are Awesome, All their muscles were tensed, but My muscles are sore from lifting weights. <img src=""&gt;

    • Chiven

      Does that sentence make sense to you?

  • Face

    so scottsdale is the west coast Jersey shore basically

  • drtyjrz

    Douche-A-Palooza. At least it's not my state drawing fire this time although we probably deserve it.

  • GEE

    FKN douchbags

  • zgl

    #10 is professional mma fighter dean lister.

    • TeAm RaMrOd

      sooo, i guess that makes it ok?

      • pedro

        Apparently human cockfighters are not allowed to be douches. In some alternate universe.

    • bob

      No, he may or may not be a douchebag but he is paid to wear that shirt whereas other douche bags go out of their way to buy dumb shit like that. There is a difference.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      So what you're saying is that he has to be paid to wear that shirt…
      I would too. And a lot…

  • Juan R

    #20 Who told her she looks good like that?

    • Ben

      He did.

      • nicole

        he looks like a douche forsure

    • Mike D

      Better yet did he injure that finger using it on her?

  • crazydog

    So scottsdale is an ancient synonym for douchebaggia

  • Sean

    Most of these pictures are from Majority of them are from LA. I can't defend these doucheholes but at least try to be quasi-accurate with your posts

  • DrunkOldMan

    I say we take off and nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • manilovefilmsdylan

    I'm with FunKiller – I live in Scottsdale and can proudly say I know none of these "people." The clubs might be douchebag city, but it's a great place to live.

    • FunKiller

      It's all about who you surround yourself with.

  • Zach

    None of these people she be allowed to breed

  • Canucks_Rule

    #3 – douchebag glasses AND duckface. wow, i feel bad for his mama. THAT came outta her vagina.

    #38 – the one on the far right is fione.

    • Brian Rosnick

      In regard to #3, it's ironic that he turned into a vagina.

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