All in favor of quarantining Scottsdale, say I (39 Photos)

  • Jagiero

    Wait.. i just bought an Affliction jacket.. damn. In fairness though i bought it because Jayne wears it in Serenity. That means i get to keep my man card right? Right?! 😦

  • TheBAMFinater

    I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • mitchellT

    I live in Scottsdale and this is a spot on representation of old town.Reason no. 1 to avoid old town, but ladies in summer dresses year round is a great reason to stay. It's a beautiful place with great weather 8 months of the year but we have to get rid of the douchebags…

  • MrMopar

    Blue martini? More like a blue waffle.

    • FunKiller

      Thanks for that, I just threw up on my keyboard.

  • ScottsdaleDouche

    I go to ASU and try to avoid Scottsdale for this reason. They still make their way over to Mill Ave though. Nothing like a 45 year old douche in an Affliction shirt hitting on a 21 year old college girl, buying bottle service at a tiny bar, all while mean muggin' everyone.

    • From Phoenix

      Sounds exactly like my old boss. A real Douche!

  • Juan R

    #11 two hot chicks cancel 1 DB? It's close.
    He'll have to pee some time, then grab the girls and head to a real bar

    • FunKiller

      Not even taken in Scottsdale, that's LA.

  • _Shift

    I live in Scottsdale and I say do more than quarantine it…… bury it!

  • neXx

    – way to ruin my day. 😦

  • penguin slayer

    I would say kill it with fire, but it looks like someone already try'd

  • penguin slayer

    #22 sorry

  • Pb&jelly time

    #22 "mars attacks" in da club sequel

  • Jake

    I. I. I. I.

  • Anonymous

    That is so ture about Scottdale Az.

  • mrkerrdontplay

    i dunno who's dumber: these clowns or the slores that allow this to perpetuate

  • GordoZX

    I say they are more like Nozzles which is the ultimate Douche-Bag

  • theRoddick

    Damn, Scottsdale must be the epicenter of douchery.

    • FunKiller

      Yep, stay out!

    • tg3

      Totally disagree…this makes up 3 percent of the population…the rest is great!

  • Jeff

    Two things:

    No way picture 7 was taken in Scottsdale. Those trees wouldn't survive there.

    Having lived in Phoenix, I have to agree that Scottsdale is full of douchebags. Having lived in Miami, I can tell you that it is much much much worse. South Beach is the d-bag capital of the world.

  • its_BACON

    Did Scottsdale become some sort of "jersey shore" refugee camp?!?

  • Halycon

    It's "Aye," not "I." Maybe read a book sometime, Leopold.

    • Hotsauce101

      I usually dislike the grammar nazi in threads. However, in this case, I'll allow it because it was very obvious.

  • Jamie Leigh Hilty

    I told everyone when Jersey Shore came out that we need to kill them now so they do not reproduce and spread there disease call I'MADUMBSHITIDOUS, but no one listened and this is what happens.

  • billy

    #22 is hilarious….. is that supposed to be hot?

  • trainer

    wow so much hate. so let me get this straight….. if you wear an mma shirt you are a douche? well let me tell you something, from a pro MMA fighter, those guys help support guys like us. we make money off of those shirts. yes they might look like douches and those guys in this post may be, but don't put ALL guys who wear MMA shirts in the category as a douche.

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    • pedro


    • Trolololol


  • Mitch

    Scottsdale is an extension of Riverside. Burn it to the ground!

  • Eric

    I've been to Scottsdale once and wanted to move there ever since. It was nothing like it is being portrayed here.

    • Ken

      That's probably cause you look just like them! Its hard to pick out a douche when you look like one yourself!

    • tg3

      Its a great town! totally put in the wrong light here. The town will welcome you!

  • mike

    i'll blame this on jersey shore !

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