All in favor of quarantining Scottsdale, say I (39 Photos)

  • Shadowwight

    Oh…that's not fair. I can't place a lot if those pics, but people like that are the minority. Scottsdale is a great place…except during monsoon when you really want to be somewhere else.

    • lowercase

      stfu, monsoons are awesome.

    • FunKiller

      I love monsoon season too, sorry Shadowwight.

      • lowercase

        Seriously, how can you hate monsoons? Unless you clean your own pool.

  • Trad

    Fuck the terrorists, the government should be killing off these guys!

  • Timmer

    I would rather visit Delaware!

  • @ScogginsNate

    This made me hurt deep within every crevasse of my body. Painfully stupid people.

  • Bradyized

    #34 Win!

  • @Foodiemommo

    Lots of religious boys in Scottsdale #littleknownfact

    • lowercase

      religious boys and douchebags are not mutually exclusive.

    • FunKiller

      I, for one, am a militant agnostic…..I don't know, and neither do you. 🙂

  • chew

    WTF!!!! can anyone tell me what is wrong with these people??? oh, i wish i had a rifle………

  • tg3

    They are showing the wrong side of the Dale……its a great town and a lot of fun. Douchers are everywhere, not just here.

    • lowercase

      Nobody calls it "the Dale".

  • GoGators

    #11 is actually in Gainesville, FL…. I know all 3 of them, unfortunately haha

  • _Beau

    Notice there's no (or very few) Chivettes from Snobsdale? That's because there's very little real beauty here. Fake everywhere! Beware taking a girl home from here….. what you wake up to will not be what you went to bed with the night before. Good luck getting her "beauty" out of your pillow after it gets wiped off. This place is full of pinky-dick meatheads and shrinkwrapped plastic bitches. Douchebag and dtizy bitch central.

  • electric boogalo

    And they're worried about illegal immigrants? Da fuq?

  • SouthernRebel18B

    #34 I would send a donation to improve upon that sign by possibly adding neon and flashing lights. This is perfect!

  • Pyrenus

    #10 is mma fighter and submission grappling specialist Dean Lister. I believe he's earned the right to wear that shirt.

  • Retired Navy

    Must be all that dry heat that dehydrates brain cells and melts man cards. Did'nt know douchebaggery grew in the desert!

  • ChiveFromWA

    #15 is just some dude working out. Confused.

    • Tommy

      Exactly what I was thinking. I could see him on here if he has some sick tribal tats or an affliction shirt, but i see neither. Nothing wrong with taking care of yourself and he seems to be doing a good job.

  • RedK

    I'm not usually very supportive of deploying nuclear weapons on US soil, but in this instance I'll allow it.

  • Adam Van Soest

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! It's the only way!!!

  • VegasBaby

    #10 – I'd dare any one of you to call Dean Lister a douche to his face.

    • pedro

      Dean Lister is a douche to his face.

      The rest of himself as well.

  • ms_redfearn

    Oh my there is a lot of fail in this gallery.
    #22 just about pips it for me though. Bwahahahaha!

  • wesley

    wow!! more guys doing duckface than girls in scottsdale!!

  • Normal, Az

    Bout Time Scottsdale gets put on Blast!

    – KCCO (from a non-douchy Scottsdale resident)

    • lowercase

      We are the silent majority. Cheers.

  • pedro

    Wow, Jersey Shore of the West.

  • DollaBillYall

    I! But instead of quarantine i vote for firebomb

  • Jeff

    I won't say "I". I'll consider saying "aye" though…

  • Vadim Simons

    Dafuq s wrong with these people?

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