All in favor of quarantining Scottsdale, say I (39 Photos)

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  • Burning Retina

    Half these shots aren't Scottsdale, Chive let's keep it honest here.

  • Canauck Chiver

    Quaratine Scottsdale NO. Bomb it < Yes!!!

  • Bostonontario

    I wouldnt mess with Picture # 10 – thats Dean lister. That guy is an insanely good grappler and won ADCC this past year.

  • BabyMistakes

    #18 Look at this cute little napoleon. Such an angry looking little man. I just wanna palm his head while he flails his little arms wildy, until he's all tuckered out.

  • durp durp

    Please let me know where I can contribute to the wall fund…

  • gingergreek

    #3 When timmy said "Bloody Mary" 3 times in the mirror he never expected a Douche to appear

  • jake

    #22 looks like an oompa loompa..

  • Chim Richels

    #36 – 'you white… you Ben Affleck'

    Funny though, here in Chicago, Affliction has official jumped from faux-MMA douchebag wear to stuff that Mexicans wear.

  • Jordan Brown

    #22 right after she fell in a bag of Doritos

  • jerry

    And this is what Jersey Shore does to people!!

  • LukeTheTerrible

    Aye, not I.

  • Bob

    #29 loser uniform?

  • perdurabo0

    Did you mean "aye", or am I missing a joke.

  • tasteofletangstaint

    Oh god i just finalized plans to move to Scottsdale! I swear I only have like 2 Affliction shirts!

  • Adrock

    #10 is Dean Lister. He's one of the best American Jiu-Jitsu players.

    • diehardcard

      I used to play Jiu-Jitsu with my ex girlfriends grandmother but all the funny symbols on the tiles were too confusing and there were WAY too many ways to win. Wait, what's Jiu-Jitsu again?

  • Oliver

    I live in Mesa, AZ and this fits Snottsdale very well.

  • http://Na Anon

    I wonder which one of these douch bags fuck BiBi Jones???

  • Yonotan

    I've lived in AZ almost my entire life, and I HATE Scottsdale because of the douchery that takes place there. I've never seen so many overly tanned, affliction wearing, blunted out watched, I only workout my arms douchebags. Yes, they are everywhere. This is true, but the doucheyness of Scottsdale is by far the worst. It's tough living here and going out to certain cities, douches of Scottsdale, the bros in Tempe, etc. There are certain places you can go in Scottsdale to avoid these douches, but it isn't easy. Lol

  • DroolFace

    "I" Talk about FAIL, IDIOT

  • Greg

    Hate to claim it, but the douche in #7 is in Fort Collins.

  • Don

    I've been to Scottsdale…Douch is the word!

  • Jay-Z (That Jay-Z)

    isnt #10 dean lister?

  • Jameswastaken

    I'm pretty sure #10 is Dean Lister, a professional MMA fighter, and former UFC fighter. He is actually a badass.

  • nuccabay

    all are complete douches…#2 gets a little cred for the jay and silent bob reference

    • he does

      Durkee does love the cock, it's a true statement

  • Phoneboy

    #16 reminds me of some douchebag I knew in California. He screwed himself on cocaine so bad that he has heart problems now… and he's living on state taxpayer funded disability now because of it. He's getting a paycheck to screw off and ride his beach cruiser bike around downtown and free medical care. wtf.

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