All in favor of quarantining Scottsdale, say I (39 Photos)

Napalm bomb the place!

Too much Jersey Shore..

Scottsdale is "Jersey Shore West"

#22 I had heard the Umpa Lumpa queen had escaped the factory

I was gonna say bomb the damn place ,but hey…napalm n nukes are likeable options !

I think they mean Alberta not Scottsdale.

#39 Hey who's the guy on the right? I'd like to sit on his face

I used to live in scottsdale in the early 90's….I thank christ I don't anymore! HOLY HELLo.0

Sweet zombie Jesus, and I thought my town (Beaumont, TX) was full of evolutionary dead ends. It is, but there are obviously more in Scottsdale. Frightening.

Keepin calm in Scottsdale, surrounded by dbaggery

It's "aye", as in the antonym of nay, not "I".

I had no idea there was a Scottsdale, NJ… my geography must be slipping

#10…..Is MMA fighter and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Expert …One Douchebag I would NOT fuck with

I live in Scottsdale and avoid old town like the plague. We call these guys 30K millionaires.

that place is to d-bags as Austin, TX is to libtards…

I'm going to go douche my eyes now. Oh wait, I just did.

Its sad to say i was born there…

#22 #38 Why would you spray tan WHEN YOU FUCKING LIVE IN THE FUCKING DESERT, WHERE THE SUN SHINES 300 GODDAMN DAYS A YEAR?!? Of course, why would you spray tan at all?

Well, in defense of Scottsdale, now you see why the plastic surgeons at the Mayo Clinic are so damned good.

I'm sure Scottsdale has its share of douches, but I must call semi-bullshit because many of these pictures are reruns I've seen in other galleries having nothing to do with the city. C'mon guys, quit recycling pictures and trying to sell it as a new gallery.

i have no words! i take that back – i've only driven thru scottsdale and thank GOD for that !!!

#10 laughable Dean Lister. Couldn't make it in the UFC so he tried to teach in San Diego fight gyms. Failed miserably. Also has herpes and ha gotten kicked out of every club and bar in SD!!! Fuck him!!

Hahaha #22 is that girl serious!?!

30k a year millionaires!
Some BAD bitches there but most of them want a gay Arnold schwarzenegger in a bedazzled shirt !
Viva the west side

Makes me want to move!!!