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  • Whoopi_G

    #43 Keep calm, and wait a couple years.

    • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

      she'lll be 18 at the end of next year

    • yehout

      should be ripe by the next olympics

      • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

        like any of have a shot with her

        • Chiven

          Yea because they're seriously trying to get with her…

          Hopefully for you they'll install a check grammar button besides the spelling one soon.

          • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

            i know right? i always leave a word out when i post. it's usually a small word. i'm aware of the fact that no one is actually trying to "get with" her. might wanna ease up on the serious, there buddy.

            • wdh

              Cool story Bro.

            • Chiven

              Im not you're buddy, guy

              • Chiven

                Man I just fucked myself with that spelling error, classic mistake

                • kbutt

                  Classic hypocrisy for a douche.

              • Mattman

                He's not your guy, friend

                • Roger

                  He's not your friend, pal!

                  • bill

                    who you callin' pal,chief?!

                • mooseknuckle907

                  He's not your hommie, dude

                  • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

                    He's not your hommie, homie.

              • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

                you're right, that was rude, i'm sorry.

            • John

              Loser big time=can't spell or use proper grammar then claims that he leaves a small word out on purpose=big time LOSER

              • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

                …so wait… shouldn't it be: "Loser big time=can't spell or use proper grammar then claims that he leaves a small word out on purpose." and even then the opening should be "big time loser" not "loser big time". the second one "can't spell or use proper grammar then claims that he leaves a small word out on purpose=big time LOSER" makes more sense, but not some odd combination of the 2. i never said i did it on purpose, i have dyslexia.

                • grantito99

                  You're all f'in douches.

      • hootie

        shouldn't have laughed…but I did-

    • Trav1121

      I feel bad that she was able to disappoint herself. She still got Silver but shit happens. Don't be so hard on yourself. Remember to KCCO, Mckayla. You'll get another shot at it.

      • Anon

        The only reason I sometimes dislike the States winning medals is that most of the other athletes seem so much happier when they even win a bronze medal. Not every case is like that but yah.

        • AlyRaismanis18though

          she was literally the favorite to win by a longshot. all the she had to do was land on her feet and she wouldve won. but she tried to stick her second, easier vault and it cost her. she didnt do her best and she knows it. athletes no matter what country arent content with second or third they are content/not content with their performance. if joe athlete did their best and has a silve or bronze to show for it hell yea theyre gonna be happy, if they flubbed and didnt meet their expectations silver or bronze isnt gonna matter.

          • ddd

            exactly. there's a difference between being ranked 1st and getting 2nd, and being ranked 9th and getting 3rd.

          • Megan

            Exactly. If you work that hard your entire childhood, of course youre not going to be the happiest you can be unless you win gold. Thats the main goal

    • Meowmix

      Rio games baby. Maybe she'll pull a "Shawn Johnson" and retire right before it, leaving ample opportunity to be the girl desperate for camera time.

    • Alex

      Goddamn she is gorgeous. I don't care how old she is, she's gorgeous. MOARRRRR

  • fat fuck

    First!! I'm Fat!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh! Fuck! Off! John! Shees, learn some self control. Post it at the designated time! These bloody early DARs make me miss my FIRST window!!1!
      Sigh, and I have to catch up all relevant galleries of todaysies too….

      My [F5] key thanks you though. Oh and #27: did he died?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • LuncHBox

        First to hate Paula!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No. that started over a year ago already.

          If every Chiver that hates me died today the Chive would be broke within a week.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • Qwerty

            You are retarded.

          • aron_xo

            If Paula died today,
            Every chiver would be happy.
            😉

            Go take your trolling else wheres.

            • aAron

              You sure as hell don't speak for me,

          • Ramdbo

            I don't hate you Paula why should anyone hate being told why they suck at life

      • Beau McFaggy Pants

        God loves you.

  • funk

    derp blockin

    • mellow

      #5…NO, you need to be fuckin YO man!!!!!!!!!

  • Craig

    God? Is that you? Thank you for the early DAR.

  • iXOredheds

    #7 Cheers to you and your Mom. Best wishes and KCCO

    • dutch

      fuck cancer

    • Phoneboy

      Texas Motor Speedway.. represent!

    • truth

      now seeking Liver Cancer

    • Red

      Your mother:

      1. Needs to kick cancer's ass.

      2. Has a hot daughter.

    • Rufus

      agreed…but you're celebrating…with bud light???

    • FunKiller

      Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer
      P.S. – You and your mom are pretty smokin hot……just sayin!

    • Terwilliger

      My brothers been twelve years plus cancer free, fuck cancer.

      PS. I agree both you and your Mom are hot.

    • karl

      fuck cancer! everyone deserves to celebrate after that. congrats

    • Huell

      So you celebrate your mom surviving cancer WITHOUT her??

      Hmmmm… Seems odd.

  • Larry

    #18 #23 flawless looking ladies. Feel free to send MOAR!!

    • absolutcarcrazy

      I'm pretty sure I just got myself pregnant.

      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

        Pics or it didn't happen

    • Josh

      #18 I just fell in love with you. Your eyes are amazing!

      • JoeShmoe99

        Yeah I'm sure it's the eyes that did it. lol.

      • S.OhioChiver

        yeah especially in the bottom pic

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahha this shit always reminds me of dee reynolds aka patheticgirl41

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Ps these comments blow today. How bout a little disrespect for #25 who somehow think matching shirts are cool?

        • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

          next time you feel inclined to spam theChive with your useless unintelligible drab, please go outside and walk to the nearest abortion clinic to file for a late procedure.

          thanks,

          teh internet

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            I feel like ur tryna big league me.
            Also i think u meant unintelligent. Unintelligible means its impossible to understand. And since everyone here is literate, ur argument will be invalid

            • Chief Slapahoe

              Speaking of literacy… unintelligible is a word. "fucktard" and "dipshit" are not words. They are slang so if I speak the sentence, "JJrrake is a dipshit fucktard because he spews unintelligible garbage.", there would be two non-words in the sentence. Not three.

            • Quaid

              Keep making fun of these bros. Your comments are classic

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Will do quaid will do.

                Brah, im talking about definitions. General recognition of meaning. Unitelligible was used out of its proper context in an attempt to slay me.

                Ps all i do is win win win win win

                • Steve

                  Lets just get a few things straight here. The matching Chive shirt family is awesome, "tryna big league me" is, by your definition, unintelligible, and DJ Khaled hasn't done anything worthwhile since 2010. Quaid obviously wasn't talking to you, so I would recommend you stop trying to judge someone's use of a language you seem to be picking up from Burger King bags and Lil Wayne songs and keep to yourself.

    • ...

      eyes… omg!

      • Kristen

        omg? Obama Must Go.

    • rikooprate

      Holy shit #18 makes me wiggle in my chair! Thank you mystery woman!!!

      • Sid

        Simply awesome. Hope you send us more pics sometime.

    • Larry

      Seriously i'd give my KCCO shirt to these fine chivettes for sending me MOAR. Hit me up ladies!!!!

  • OhioChiver

    #8 Obviously waiting for Chive t-shirt delivery. 😉

    • linkx

      My wife is the same way waiting for our BFM shirts

      • baddbuzz

        i am laffing . .Thats all.

  • moses

    #5, soon

    • bird

      What she needs to do is find a skateboard and a beach towel, and go windsurfing inland . We did this for all of Hurricanes below cat 4 when I was growing up

      • BillSPreston

        If you had a picture of that, send it in. Chive will feature it in Darwin's Exceptions.

    • ya mon

      Is this secrets of the wild orchid in Jamaica?

  • Amy

    :)) Chive, Always an amazing DAR

  • crustybubblechunks

    #27 my back hurts

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I feel bad for this dude, but damn I laugh my ass off every time.

      • hootie

        I definitely laughed HARD. Nothing like a good flop!

        • http://www.facebook.com/edwin.lopez.1441 Edwin Lopez

          specially an OLYMPIC EVENT flop…. sucks for him, win for all of us LOL

    • emm

      If you're good enough to get into the Olympics and do THAT..? I kinda hope it was a dare….

    • electric boogalo

      Still better than I can do.

    • P90

      Well he certainly fecked that up.

      • FunKiller

        Damn it, I really wanted to make a Feck'ing joke about that too.

        • Yasir_Khan

          Feck off both of you!

    • Boomer Sooner

      Fuck that Nazi, I hope hes paralyzed

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Tro, very tro

      • blitzgneisser

        OOohh, I get it, he's German, so he's a Nazi! So clever… I'm guessing you're an American, so that makes you an obese, semi-literate racist. Am I doing this right? Gotta love those generalizations! They make the world so easy to understand, ain't that right, penny-pinching jews, drug-dealing blacks and programmer Indians?

        • Boomer Sooner

          Yep, it was a generalization about a man from a country that has tried to take over the world twice. My grandparents fought those fucks, and the Germans destroyed the host country of these Olympics. I know that man is innocent, but the country as a whole is not. FUCK GERMANY. I am part Jewish, my best friend is black, I have sold weed. I have also fought and bled for my country and I don't give a shit what you think of it.

    • Ken

      Flat-out STUCK that landing!

    • Frank

      I wonder what shade of red that was on the Splash-O-Meter.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Wow, Mega early DAR…and of-course #23

    • DrGarnicus

      She's poifect!

    • ftgrdn

      though this pic is nice, she is in the military, AF to be exact and shouldn't be putting stuff like this online. at least not with the job she has. I sure hope miss B.L. reads this message and rethinks before doing this again.

      • JTFinity

        She's obviously officer material! MOAR please!

      • Chief Slapahoe

        I hope she reads this and sends an Air Force F-14 to destroy your dwelling place and then does do it again.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Earlier i said that everyone posting here is 100% literate.
          I take it back

      • Rybo

        ftgrdn OBVIOUSLY stands for "furiously tugging goat rods & dick nudging"

        #23 I salute you… and by salute you I mean with my penis

        • Brandon

          Does anyone else see a fake mustache when they look at #23?

  • myself

    #17 Really cool.

  • MOAR

    #29 Pretty girl.

    • Dom

      we need more of her!

      • Wannamaker

        Need & Want….. Probably not gonna see this one on the Newly Single Post

    • FunKiller

      Pretty doesn't really begin to explain the sheer beauty of this woman…..but it's a start.

    • Tairran

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but Lake Louise Alberta?

      • https://www.facebook.com/mike.markle.7 Mike Markle

        Pretty sure youre right, need moar of this AB Chivette!

        • garrit

          google "demi b", its her

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Yes it is Lake Louise.. Good to know there is a hot chivette that close to calgary. Find her

  • remix_

    #29 Well hello lovely!

    • https://www.facebook.com/nathan.crim Nathan Crim

      I agree! MOAR!!!

    • KayakAggie

      Would love to wake up to both those views in the morning.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

      agreed

  • Word

    #2 "dude your car's the bomb!" …..

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      I would love to hear the story behind this one!

    • New Mex

      Shopped

    • Yeah

      And #3 is bullshit. It's been submitted in the past without the new "caption."

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      uuuuugh! Bomb Pun! Damn it!

  • Kroger_Security

    #23 I love me some underboob

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      And a very nice underboob it is

    • its_forge

      Rockin' underboob and holy wow those hips.

    • DrGarnicus

      Love them legs, too!

  • Ken

    #35… I would definitely eat out that McDonald's… I mean, eat at!

    • Chiven

      HAHAHAHA YEA I KNOW RIGHT

      • ajam

        mm mmm im lovin it!!

    • cjohnson0927

      Is it me or are her legs 12 feet long?

    • foul83

      Is her name Ronda?

      • Kristen

        Is your name Ignorant Cunt Fucktard?

        • foul83

          I don't follow? I was thinkin' if the male is Ronald McDonald she might be Ronda McDonald.

    • Joe

      Ba Da Ba Ba Ba, I'm loving it!

    • chiver

      It appears Ronald's sex change operation went well

  • Kaiwatha

    #36 : Awwwww

    • nodon

      full story if you haven't seen it yet
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/08/man-dog-

    • Toba

      Yup, that's a tear.

    • jrk

      my contacts are acting up is all…

    • PETA

      This guy is an asshole. Put the pore thing to sleep for good. No need to let the animal suffer everyday for the rest of its like.

      • Billy

        I know like the rest of his like is like going to suck.

      • Ethix_

        "Pore thing", eh? Does he have a pimple? I agree, if he does have a pimple it should be taken care of promptly.

        Yes, the pimple joke was lame, but it was a roundabout way of calling this guy an idiot. Forgive me.

      • tadas blinda

        as you age and your health begins to fail you, may your loved ones stop being jerks and put you out of your misery.

        • Ken

          Perhaps sooner than later in PETA's case.

      • JackDiesel

        You've clearly never had a dog. Luckily I still haven't had anyone close to me die, but when my dog died it was the saddest day of my life and I still tear up when I think about her.

    • Shade

      Just love this… really. humanity still have hope

    • Some Bloke

      Awesome guy. There are still some good humans.

    • Karl

      awsome to see since dogs give us so much unwaivering love and affection and never ask for anything back, that this guy was able to return the favour

  • Chive Snr.

    I was viewing the DAR before it was cool.

    • Pnthabutt

      Me too. Before everyone scrolled as fast as they could to the bottom to be on the first page. moar,stunning,wow,KCCO, early DAR is early. DO I GET 100 thumbs up?!?!

    • Fixie

      fucking hipster

    • heywood jablowme

      your post is completely irrelevant. Its ALWAYS been cool to scroll the DAR.

  • fuckyeah

    #47 do that over me naked plz

    • foul83

      No kiddin'. Beautiful body.

    • Jeff

      Sans bra would suffice!

      • Fog Ducker

        avec yoga shorts

  • Charlie_Cheen

    I try telling #19 to my wife, but just get a look like #20; marriage is great!

    • CaboWabo

      WINNING!

      • beasty

        In my house we call it fapping.

    • Matt

      Well played, sir.

      Signed,

      All married guys, everywhere

      • BJ carsngolf

        You're doin' it wrong.

        Signed,

        All married guys who get regular bj's from their wife

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Could be worse…you could be single…eeeeehhh that's a lesser of two evils thing right?

      • db3300

        I'm pretty sure I got laid more when I was single so your point is moot.

  • Taco_Depot

    #8 the King & his gaurds

  • sketchent

    #43 beautiful, gold in my book

    • that guy

      Uhm, she is 16

      • sketchent

        and im 17 and not giving a damn. h3333333

      • grass on the green

        Umm depends where you live.

        • stupid is stupid

          Umm, she is 16 on every continent.

      • chiver

        You can say somebody is beautiful and not have it be sexual.

        • http://twitter.com/GaryCrazyBusey @GaryCrazyBusey

          Whhhhaaaaaaat? Noooooooo…

    • Groggy

      Nothing wrong with saying she's beautiful.

      "Don't compliment minors! That's perverted!"

  • McSmizzle

    #2 now that looks like a bad day for everyone around there..

    • Charlie_Cheen

      But, it could have been worse!

    • CaboWabo

      Why couldnt have justin bieber been on top of that car when that happened?

    • HUH?

      heeey, is that ticking sound coming from my radiator or………………..?

    • Kodos

      It IS the anniversary of Nagasaki, and that IS a replica of the Fat Man bomb!

      Well done, CHIVE… well done.

  • http://thechive.com Sam

    best website ever!!!

    • Fappy McFapperson

      probably

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