Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Lee

    Y you gay robby

    • Amber

      Y u dont know how to quote a meme?

      • Kristen

        Y u sell you whorin' Amber?

  • Tyler


    • Durden

      His name is Robert Paulson,..his name is Robert Paulson

    • Jake

      I'm not even going to thumbs down these "first" comments anymore; such a waste.

    • Underbaker

      Woo Hoo! I bet #1 this is a picture of you celebrating.

  • tim

    #18 it makes it so much easier for me to announce to the world what i am currently eating. Everyone is interested in that, right?

    • NorthKYChiver

      I'd be really impressed if I could get on the chive from it…

      • sandy astroglide

        and could see this same picture posted for a 4th time this week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003368090682 Xrate Decoy

    #15 found my happy place

    • OnehandJack

      Stayed at this gif for an indeterminable period of time before I realized my boss had been talking to me for several minutes.

    • foul83

      That's some view.

  • Vic

    #21 that had to hurt…and alex morgan marry me!

    • abakala

      TIGER KNEE!!!

      • Catalystika

        I was going to say, "Boom! Headshot!" but your Sagat reference is much better.

      • nevermore

        i was hoping someone would make a sagat reference, you win.

    • _ThisGuy_

      At least she didn't have to flop…

    • Alex Morgan


    • Child Please

      Yeah…..I'd take a knee to the face for her too.

    • Jon Kramer


  • Derp

    Please dont feed the animals… except for the tiger. Feed that motherfucker!

    • Derpette


  • MikeBedlam

    #15 Excuse me, ladies. I need breakfast.

  • Ander

    #5 Never seen this act on ticketmaster!!

  • cookit


    • NZ Chiver

      yes that is the NZ goalie getting nailed in the face by the USA strikers knee

      • Kristen

        I hope she backed up and did it again.

  • scotology

    #10 Amazeballs.

    • ByGonzah

      Her ass has whiskers. She should shave that shit.

      • McNasty

        That guy sure tricked that girl into doing this.
        "Hey, can I paint you naked? It's for art. Don't worry though, in the photograph taken of the painting, you won't be able to tell you're even there. So, about you getting naked now."

    • thebeefinjector

      I want to tounge kiss the lepoard

      • Goffredo

        I want a leopard BJ

  • Garen

    #28 Don't know how nobody missed that….

    • Steve

      well in the movie they say that he was killed in the riots where all the poor people took over all the rich people's stuff, so its not that hard to miss it.

    • Grammar Police

      You also used a double negative, so you're basically asking how everyone caught it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/k.roper.707 Kevin Roper

        The last place Wayne is seen is being taken away at the "court house" where the rich were being summarily executed. Its easy to see why people wouldn't think the two deaths are related. Also, when you consider how many other people died that day in the movie.

        • iheartboobs

          I missed any reference to Bruce Wayne being killed. Is this fact?
          If he is one of the richest people in the world going to Italy wont be enough to simply disappear, I'm sure he would still be recognised.

          • Ricky D

            So did you just zone out during the scene at the graveyard? Where it showed his tombstone next to his parents?

            • maraloc

              He was a "celebrity" billionaire, anyone would recognize him even if he was broke.

          • Jawbone

            He was broke by the time he left, and left everything he had to Alfred anyway.

    • Deadpool

      Also, the simultaneous "going into 8 year exile" too… Whatever, D-Pooly > Bats. It's simple math.

      • Timothy J. Burton

        Well, taking into account that Nolan didn't make a Batman movie so much as an 80's James Bond movie starring The Punisher's dumbest brother, I might actually agree with you on this one.

      • Schrodinger's cat

        Batman went into exile 8 years ago. Wayne was still around doing stuff for a few years, like the fusion reactor project, before becoming a recluse. It wasn't simultaneous.

    • Beavis

      Didn't they put a statue of Batman in Bruce Waynes manor? I remember a scene showing them revealing a Batman statue. I just assumed his identity was revealed because of this scene. Maybe it was in the courthouse and not the manor?

      • Dude

        I don't think they were that specific about where the statue went.

      • Jeff

        What the hell movie were you watching, of course it wasn't Wayne Manor. Holy smokes.

    • FunKiller

      Don't ruin it for me, I haven't seen it yet!!

      • Jawbone

        Bane beats the shit out of Bats and puts him in the same prison he was in. Bats works out until his spine mends, returns to Gotham and with the help of a freed police force and Catwoman, frees the city then flies a neutron bomb out of the city, faking his death and going to Italy. He leaves the batcave to Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character as the heir apparent.

        • FunKiller

          I didn't have to read that…..but I did, now I don't have to see the movie!! I was into special effects before they were cool, that's how cool I am. All I need is the summary now.

        • dustin_b3

          what a dick

    • Really?

      It's dumb to think that they were holding funerals when the city was under Bane's control, Wayne could've died any time during the 5 months Bane was running things, people who create pictures like this lack the thinking to fill in the blanks and given the end of the movie it doesn't seem like Batman is going away. But hey, why watch a movie when you can complain.

    • RayBoogs

      spoiler?? assholes

  • Loopan

    #10 is true art-awesomeness !

  • gdubz

    dma needs to be more *cough* top heavy, if ya know what i mean 😉

    • RCT

      That's why we got a whole day, buddy.

    • Ghengis

      Go on………

    • Dr_Zoidberrg

      chive hates boobs in the morning, and loves them in the afternoon

      • FunKiller

        Chive might…Chivers love boobs at any time!

        • Dr_Zoidberrg

          No they don't. Comment "boobs" in the DMA get thumbs down. Comment "boobs" in the DAR get thumbs up

          • FunKiller

            Hmm, well I'm with ya…..I'm a BIG fan of boobs, whenever!!!

      • asdfg

        i love FLBP with my monday morning coffee…

  • Barry

    #30 Well done fellow car owner….. Faith restored in our kind…

    • mike hancho

      Faith restored? It was probably their car thats why there were able to just open the door and when someone started chasing them they just gave them what they had to make them stop.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mckee.travis Travis McKee

      For now….There was a Darwin's Exceptions post today. So this comment might want to be revoked by Barry.

    • mickey

      …calling a WHOLE lotta bullshit on this one…

  • http://www.facebook.com/george.dominguez.969 George Dominguez

    #21 No acting necessary. Ouch.

    • 'MericaFUCKYEAH!!!

      The difference between female soccer and male soccer teams demonstrated above

  • motojunky27

    #2 Navy Rivron, thank you for your service.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      For those not aware, that golden blur from the gun to the deck of the boat is all the brass falling. 3000 rounds per minute and a hell of a lot of fun to shoot.

      • Ummm

        Good god…

    • BTME

      Get some!

  • Crc

    #10 …… Here kitty kitty 🙂

    • Fred

      I think any straight guy says the same thing if they looked at this !!!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Not Quite…..my first thought it is how bizarre it would look if she let me do from the rear….It'd look like a giant Leopard was performing fellatio.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #12 With his sister. ..

    • joe shabadoo

      wouldn't surprise me. I haven't followed the Olympics, but from what I've heard, that guy is a Grade A Moron.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        The girl in his lap is his sister. the girl sitting on the seat next to him is his girlfriend.

        He is in London partying his ass off after winning Olympic gold. What have you done this week?

        • TheSimonizer

          I hate a burrito. What about you?

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            I hate a taco.

            • OnehandJack

              This exchange brought me joy. Thank you.

              • peidrou

                it brought me.. a sudden urge to get some tacos…

                mmmmh pink tacos

            • loves sammiches

              I love lamp

              • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

                Carpet & desk are going to be jealous

    • FunKiller

      Why did I just have a Joe Dirt moment?
      "Yer my sister….yer my sister!!"

    • Scissor Me Timber

      He reminds of Matt Leblanc. Uhh…?

    • Anomanom

      Is that kanye west and kim kartrashian with him in that second pic?

    • foul83

      So he's banging them both? What kind of medal does that getcha?

  • Gus

    #4 Fuck the flood, I gotta check The Chive

    • ~(-_-~)

      Too bad there are only few chivers in manila

      • flood

        says who? but yeah F*Ck the flood

    • FunKiller

      Asians – never stop learning….even through the flood.

  • etcrr

    #16 the lil guy is doin it right

    • Bane

      Now you have my permission to die

      • Wisti

        They're wearing complete protective gear, that means he probably wont get seriously injured!

      • Haters gotta hate

        Why would he need your permission? You are just the usual hater, by that I mean a dumb ass troll

        • Si1entStatic

          he was telling him to sod off using a Batman character…… a little spin on the usual hater style..

        • Good grief

          Don't forget to sign back in etcrr

    • DanTheMan

      Looks like a midget to me

    • Bill57

      he is doing it right cause if he wasnt doing it right then he would be wrong but that is a motorcycle in name only cause of the race motorycycle parts and if he was a bigger guy than he wouldn't be doing it correctly cause he would need a bigger motorcycle lol.

  • fellow chiver

    #30 i needed that :')

    • Underbaker

      Corresponding police blotter…
      Two Visitors to our city parked their car and went to check into the hotel, after getting a room they returned to retrieve their belongings. At this time a strange man started shouting an ran at them. Fearing for their lives the couple took off running toward the hotel to escape the obviously crazed robber. The man caught them and relieved them of all possessions. After calling the Police they mysteriously found all their belongings back in the car with accompanying note. Be on the look out for this dangerous criminal. <img src="http://yaegerdental.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mrbean-rare-collection.jpg&quot; width="200">

  • straightnasty

    #10 ive never wanted to put my finger in another things nose so badly

    • FunKiller

      You can go for the nose….I'm going in through the mouth!!

  • Bob

    #28 Could have done with a spoiler alert. Some of us folks not in the U.S. haven't seen the movie yet.

    • Casey

      Meh. It came out over three weeks ago. If it's spoiled for you now, then it's your own fault. That's right. Let that douchey statement sink in. I won't even detract it.

      • Jim


    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yeah, same here. Thanks a lot.

    • red

      Not really that good, just a lead up of the old bat retiring and some young punk taking his place. michael keaton is still the best batman by far and jack nicholson is the best joker.

      • Steve

        michael keaton is still the best batman by far and jack nicholson is the best joker.

        if you say so…..

      • Lexie

        "michael keaton is still the best batman by far and jack nicholson is the best joker"… said no one ever.

    • 13 original colonies

      i wouldn't have known it was a spoiler until you fucking said it, dick.

    • Obviously

      Wait!! Batman is Bruce Wayne?!?!? that is a spoiler, and on the day I got my VCR back from the shop and was gonna catch up on all the videos.

    • knotmee

      And Bruce Willis is actually a ghost in the sixth sense! There is an expiration date to not spoiling a movie. This one has already made a billion dollars. You have had ample opportunity to see it if it matters to you.

      • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

        Yeah, but the expiration is more than three weeks. Some people are adults and have real responsibilities and can't drop everything to see a movie on opening week, no matter how much they want to see it.

  • jasgat66

    #27 Didn't know our Sec of State was a party gal….

    • The Village Idiot

      No, she's not. Let's put it this way: Bill likes women,… and so does his wife.

    • ukulelemike

      Yup, she's just showing her support for the whole gay thing.

    • bob

      Once you go tribal dike, you never go back, or so I hear….

    • Kodos

      meanwhile, who's getting nukes today?

  • Phoenix

    #18 That dude doesn't give a fuck.

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