Darwin’s exceptions (38 Photos)

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  • Malina

    How is Jersey shore not on here?

    • Blato

      what do you mean? #31 isn't that snooki

  • B Dub

    #2 and #15 are both trying for top spot on the Darwin awards. Idiots.

    • b0ils

      jenks oklahoma!

    • ImpressMe

      #2 posted this pic and got busted…now hes a dumbass with a record…

    • Sean

      is that the Icelandic flag? And why is he burning it?

      • dumdumdum

        Cuz fuck Bjork, that's why!

      • matt

        he took mighty ducks 2 REALLY personally

    • Maytrix

      #15

      Really isn't that bad. The fumes burn, not the liquid so he could have kept pouring until it was empty. Guy simply freaked out.

  • okiepokie

    #15 The OK arsonist!?

  • Professor Squeegee

    Juan y' Bravo~ #4

  • Nightjak

    There is no way that the human race will continue for very long.

  • Ride

    #26 you know that started out with the guy saying "hey guys, check this out!"

    • Jen

      or "hold my beer!"

    • Si1entStatic

      or "hold my sign!"

    • HatBomb

      As all great vid clips do.

    • Anomanom

      Famous redneck last words.

  • Charlie_Cheen

    It's scary that these people exist.

  • Andy Valentine

    #14 – Brutal attempt to salvage a ruptured lobe?
    Just do a Di Vinci; cut it off and be done with it.

    • FarmBoy

      I thought it was Van Gogh who cut off his ear?

      • Andy Valentine

        Fuuuuuuuuuk. The brutal irony.

        I is the stupid person! *sad face*

    • HLK

      The stupidest thing is from what I've heard it's actually pretty easy to fix things like that, you can literally just cut off the pieces you don't want and stitch it up and it will grow back to a reasonably ear-shaped form. Why this person thinks that looks better I don't know.

      • Andy Valentine

        Well I didn't know that. Clever thing, this body of ours.
        This is what she gets for attempting to increase her gauge too quickly I guess, which lies at the initially stupid mistake.

    • Seangoloid

      It''s Van Gogh…
      I think you're picture needs to be in this post.

      • Andy Valentine

        your*

        Ball's in your court.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          I would ear fuck the wax out of her

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            Doubt she would notice….

    • Random

      I have trouble looking at this pic. It creeps me out big time.

    • pete

      i almost puked

    • jomo

      God, suddenly those gauges aren't looking so bad….

  • Andy Valentine

    #29 – I believe that dude is a singer in a metal band. Pretty sure I saw it somewhere, in which case it makes it a bit more understandable.

    • Tony

      It doesn't

    • Swampass

      These are subdermal implants by Steve Hayworth. He is the worlds leading body modification specialist.

      • Spelling Police

        Every modification specialist in the world wast tested in order to make this claim? Wow. Epic.

        • Spelling Police

          *was

      • commander cool

        steve haworth, champ

    • David

      Well he's not going to get a job doing anything else.

      • commander cool

        congratulations fucktard. you just pulled the most obvious comment in the book.

  • FarmBoy

    I don't think i've ever cringed so many times going through a post.

    • Kassie Danae

      I know right!

  • RealZoo

    Too many to choose from…and that is a scary thought.

    • dumdumdum

  • NorthKYChiver

    #7 I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit…

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hey bro i know her shes actually really nice

      • Pants Pudding

        You know her? Now we hate her by extension.

    • El Coño

      I think she's gourd-geous…

      Get it?

      Because she's surrounded by gourds…

      And I made a play on the word gorgeous…

      C'mon…

    • NorthKYChiver

      Ok… Not so bad. Maybe my initial response was a little harsh. If she's single, she can definitely hit me up, but I think I'm getting the gourd on this one… 🙂 Nothing but good chives! KCCO!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Na brah im kidding i wouldnt be caught with dead with that dog on a 50 ft leash

    • Jim

      Weirdest boner… seriously

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Then they buried her in the sand with some hot rocks and let her roast for 5 hours…..

    • Cowboy1354

      Still would. I've seen much stranger. Bitches are crazy….well the fun ones are.

    • I luv swamp hogs

      I'd still hit it

    • map

      Meh…why not? Will have sex anyway. Bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'!

    • galf

      You must not be an apple fan…

  • R.H

    # 18
    "Hey…didn't you come in here with one hat?"

    • love asian girls!

      #18

  • DhamaBum

    #7 it's the new way of spreading vegan-ism…or preventing it! And #2 got arrested as a result of that picture being posted on facebook.

  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

    #1 not as classy as c thomas howell in soulman OR the wayans bros in whitechicks, which was actually a very tasteful example of reverse blackface

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      your comments are terrible, please say what you're thinking aloud at your display screen, not in text.

      thanks,

      the internet

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Ur rite. Laurence olivier is the classiest

    • Catalystika

      Extra negative points for the duck face dude in the background. Nice photobomb.

    • Beto

      I did that to a passed out guy my freshman year. I had to move out of the dorm. Totally worth it.

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #7 "paint me like one of your french girls"

    • FunKiller

      Hah, she's about the size of Kate Winslett too!!

  • Gsuss

    #32 that ain't no big Mac

    • FunKiller

      "I thought I axed for a large fry?"

  • Frosterson

    Why aren't all the people that post "first!!" here?

    • gregorije1

      they are, these are pictures they submitted

      • yea

        they are IN the pictures …

  • http://www.facebook.com/luke.talbot Luke Talbot

    Those pics were so disturbing I threw my laptop out of the window, and I'm sending Chive the bill.

    • Pants Pudding

      How did you type this?

      • http://www.facebook.com/luke.talbot Luke Talbot

        On your mum's laptop?

        • Pants Pudding

          Nope! She sold that for crack MONTHS ago. Guess again!

          • RDS

            Why did any of these comments get thumbs down???? p.s. to whomever is going to thumbs down me, I guess I asked for it, but I stand my by indignant outrage

  • DhamaBum

    #15 made me chortle

    • HatBomb

      Nice use of vocabulary.

  • Dusty

    #7 This is wife material. Not a "10", so guys won't be hitting on her. She's got some thickness, so she can keep you warm in the winter. Surrounded by fruits and vegetables, so you know she's a good gatherer. And finally, look at how she's touching that gourd. She's a freak in the bed. 'Nuf said.

    • john v.

      Agreed. Looks like she also has a sense of humor too. That helps a lot.

      • bczu

        She would be deep throating the gourd if she was a freak…who lays with apples?

    • FunKiller

      All yours Dusty…..enjoy!

    • Underbaker

      I do appreciate the apple in the mouth to shut her up.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Meatboxx Ryan C Olson

      I would, every single night.

  • herp de derp

    #19 that's how Doc Brown came up with the Flux Capacitor

  • Dan

    There are times when I realize that as bad as my life can get, it's still not this bad.

  • chumbuck

    #2 FTP transfer. if you know what i mean.

    • tim

      Kid wound up getting arrested because he posted this pic on his facebook account. ah, to be young and stupid

  • lttido

    I seriously wished that that wood had nails on both ends #26

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