I do what I want (26 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

  • Dazed

    #26 never get a fuck

    • FunKiller

      Dude, Rick Astley got as much ass as Poison did back in the day……..Ok, probably not….

  • Shant1k

    #22 you keep doing that…

    • HuntrR

      momma always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun

  • SteveMcQueen

    #25 Where is he aiming???


      He neither gives a Fuck nor gives a Fuck!

    • KCCOorDIE

      wherever the fuck he wants

    • Guest

      The moron deserved to have both of them come off the wall, then get hit for a bill for thousands of dollars to fix the mess he made

  • fotnot

    #26 i laughed a lil too hard at this

  • Vent187

    #9 such a rebel


      A rebel that likes 2 kinds of shitty beer.

      • well

        at least its not miller lite

    • electric boogalo

      What's the difference?

  • poop


  • MUpde

    #18 Stupid twat.

    • tim

      such sacrilidge

    • stonewall_79

      You can do whatever you want babe.

    • foul83

      Ha ha ha.

    • Guest

      Only real stupid thing is not reversing the picture before sending it in, so that the shirt is readable.

      Then again, few of the people who submit here have the foresight to do that.

    • patov40

      Yeah, I don't get jokes either. :p

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.derrico Ron Derrico

    We've all been rick rolled!

  • Bangerang

    Once again disguising piss as shit #9

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      Hey, they can't all be Canadian beers.

    • Jen

      lets all argue over who likes the better beer on the internet! noone fucking cares!

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        Who is Noone, and why does he care so much?

        • Jen

          you nazi, you!

          • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

            My dear lady, I am much too huggably soft to be a Nazi. I prefer Grammar Communist.

  • Tan

    #16 why are your eggs green

    • lise

      was thinking the same thing!

    • jrk

      I'm guessing pesto?

      • CaboWabo

        Pesto on eggs sounds absolutely disgusting!!

        • Spelling Police

          Probably tomatillo salsa verde, brainiacs.

      • Sean

        Whatever it is, I hope it tastes good because it looks disgusting.

        • Pekito

          It's called "salsa verde", green sauce = jalapeño and green tomatoes.

          • okss

            Its obviously green eggs and ham. The ham is just outside of the picture.

  • John

    Not trying to be an ass but is #5 a dude or a chick?

    • Red

      A dude that's never getting any chick.

      • gangsta

        With one sock pulled up real high…What a badass!

    • FunKiller


    • https://www.facebook.com/kevin.portillo.520 Kevin Portillo

      I just realised he's wearing the same type of shorts I'm wearing now.

  • https://www.facebook.com/HerrickDevlin Herrick Devlin Johnson


    • Shay

      I see you there,,,

  • McChiver

    #3 Is that an elevator you have to pay for? Where have I been?!

    • Guse

      They missed the follow-up picture of The Rebel having his dollar spat back out at him.

    • keighters

      looks like a vending machinge to me….

    • guy

      Floor C14, please. I'm hungry.

    • TheDoctor

      You cannot defeat the machine. You just cannot.

  • Amy

    WTF is on the eggs in #16?


      I was also wondering about that 1, please god let it be Pesto!

    • hey now...

      Probably green salsa. (salsa verde)

    • this
    • Spelling Police

      Ever hear of salsa verde?

      • Jen

        idk but i wanna try it!

  • RYNO!

    #11 He can keep trying, but I dont think he is going to satisfy that thing…

  • Hrdwood

    #11 I've never seen a fleshlight that big before…

    • billy2hats

      Kim Kardashian's?

  • Kim Kardashian

    I was lying on the floor.

  • SirWilliam

    Why the hell is theChive iPhone app suddenly crashing like Helen Keller flying the Hindenburg?

  • http://www.facebook.com/nick.hoth Nick Coldathanapolabearstoenails Hoth

    # 18 Isn't dumb enouigh to do a good duckface. Thats a good thing

    • https://www.facebook.com/higingbotham Scott Higingbotham

      Yes….let us challenge the intellect of others, Mr. Coldathanwhatthefuckever.

  • OberynMartell

    My word, he's doing both simultaneously!

    • Not NotBob

      Read in Ak-Mun-Rah's voice.

  • justChive

    Why isn't there ever Chivette of the week anymore?

    • cameldeep

      cause chive is to busy sucking earth cock

    • Ummm

      But there is?

  • Mathias_

    Good job #9 , you've replaced a shitty beer with an even shittier one

    • Anomanom

      Both are like sex in a canoe. Fucking near water.

  • zgl

    #18 – absolutely perfect, thanks chivette!

  • Shabooms

    #20 Geaux Tigers!!

    • BillSPreston

      LSU! LSU! LSU!

  • joe shabadoo

    this thread is always so stupid……

    • BillSPreston

      You're stupid!

    • Chiven

      Hey my name's Joe Shabadoo and I'm gonna look at this thread even though I won't like it because…I do what I want!

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