Want Vs Need (47 photos)

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  • MarauderV8

    #43 Might make living in Seattle worth it.

    • Mel_Gibson

      fuck you thunder you can suck my dick

    • r@f

      #26 Whow! Whats the other girl resuscitating?

      • r@f

        #25 I mean..

        • wet dreams

          Obviously his weiner

    • kazyctn

      No one in Seattle carries an umbrella

  • SteveMcQueen

    #30 YES PLEASE

    • John

      This is not a want, it is a need!!!

    • Clarktheshark

      I think this girl works at TinRoof in Birmingham as a bartender, can anyone confirm?

      • Giblets

        Jessica Jane Clement, doubt she works in a bar mate ๐Ÿ™‚

    • ImpressMe

      Gorgeous…but….not in her grandmother's livingroom….

    • https://www.facebook.com/philip.alvarez1 Philip Alvarez

      keep dreaming losers

  • rtaylor12

    #30, #37 ummm no sorry but they are need

  • Shant1k

    #30 Want and need

  • http://www.facebook.com/theduddler Erik Dudley

    Pretty sure I still have those bedsheets in the upstairs closet hahahaha, oh man

    • Leeks

      Prequel sheets, do not want.

    • DickFister

      Needs a woman with an iron

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        star wars sheets means that the only woman with an iron in this person's life is their mother.

  • #first

    First bitches

    • The Dude

      Oh really dickbag?

    • 'Merica

      jesus, you are so gay

  • kelowna chivette

    I want me some star wars sheets!!!!! #2

  • http://www.rapidcolor.com Robert

    Number 15 is how my family makes turkey every year for thanksgiving.

    • haha

      ermahgerd?! why am I getting thumbs down?

      • MasoBall

        because you didn't thumbnail #15

  • MylesofStyles

    #20 I wonder if my black friends would find this funny or insulting.

    • Big Black Barry

      Hilarious if you are black, insulting if you are white. You honkeys and your opression…

      • MylesofStyles

        Yes sir, whatever you say Mr. Big Black Barry. *Hands over wallet*

        • Nikki G.

          Shame on you, following and encouraging such an obvs troll post/comment.

      • rob

        Troll harder cunt – It's painfully obvious that you're not black, using the old "hokies/honkeys & oppression to da man" innuendos.

        Scags such as yourself just reinforces the old saying that your mother should have followed: Swallow or spit but never in the snatch.

    • Big White Gary

      Something tells me that brush doesn't float…

      • Nikki G.

        akin to your tits in the bath?

    • msee

      you mean wearing the 70's outfit? definitely insulting.

    • ChristonaCracker


  • http://6-month-transformation.blogspot.com/ goldengekko1

    #30 she could hustle me out of my clothes anyday ๐Ÿ˜€ get it as shes from the show the real hustle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/acheron.stray Acheron Stray

    Open Gangnam Style!

    • Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Op..Op Op Op..Op Open Gangnam Style!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #25 Need….. Dear Diary……

    • Underbaker

      I guess the second one is giving him the will to live.

    • Fallujah Marine

      You mean "Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought this would happen to me…"

      • BAC

        The best way to awaken from a deep sleep ๐Ÿ™‚

  • McSmizzle

    #25 is definitely a NEED!

  • nope

    #43 because thats why!

  • Hand puppet

    #44 is that mr. garrisons invention?

    • mrkerrdontplay

      i think it is. now we just need her to demonstrate how it works.

    • Mightyboosh79

      LOL, the "IT"

      • goodguyjim

        minus the thing in your ass…

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Now, hang on. She's staying on there somehow.

  • Stick

    No, you don't, know why? Pretty sure those babies are from Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

  • Nickey J
  • fotnot

    #19 considering gettin one now…

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      then you can strap an ipod player on top of it and boom, you've got DJ John Deere, there's always a party when you run like a Deere.

  • TubularTom

    #45 Want but can't spend $50 on a wallet. That's killer.

    • MikeTheChiver

      Seriously! I want one, but not that bad. It should say "Bad mother fucking price"

      • http://www.facebook.com/jonny.napolitano Jonny Napolitano

        I'd buy if it said "Baaa Mother Fluffer"! no? oh ok maybe its just me

    • Mathias_

      I thought that too, but then bought one instead

    • Z_b

      they don't have a coin pocket either ๐Ÿ˜ฆ


      I bought it a long while back when it was like $25 (Remember when shirts were $16-$18?!?) It's held up pretty well for but some of the internal seams have separated from the leather.

    • TubularTom

      The coin pocket doesn't bother me, just the overall price. I just can't swing it. I'll donate to the next cause instead, seems like a more worthy use of my green.

    • CliffClavin

      Seriously? Say you have it for 5 years. You can't justify 10 bucks a year for a BMF wallet? you probably spend more than that on …gum.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #17 will make it way easier to run over hipsters at night….

    • Mel_Gibson

      do you need to put it in the light first for it to glow?

      • Verbal_Kint

        my headlamps, right before it, and the rider vanish beneath my car…

  • Lunch_Box

    #1 A Stripper tragedy happened today, as more than 1 stripper attempted to spin at the same time.

    • ...

      Stripper death match and the floor is lava

    • Me.

      fuck walking in that room in the dark…

  • boob_cuddle

    #22 & #35 are my want and need.

  • GeekyTex

    #18 Insert "Hotter than Jumper Cables at a Juneteenth Bar-B-Que" joke here….

  • morebeer

    #18 is stupid
    If you can't keep them from falling in the grill you fail at bbq and your privileges should be revoked.
    Maybe get your women to bbq for you

    • https://www.facebook.com/beau.mershon Beau Mershon

      Women dont barbeque. Men barbeque. Women clean up after you finish eating whatever animal you threw on the grill.

  • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

    I immediately envisioned how I could build this, and will be in my wood shed the rest of the day. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • OhioChiver

      You build it Em, I'll buy it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • owmylegsache

      What is it even called… I mean how do i even go about describing that awesomeness to google. Outdoor-sexswing quad-pod?

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