Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (35 Photos)

  • Daniel


    There is a whole mess of WTF happenin' right there.

    • Johnathan

      how did this not make the cover photo??

    • http://twitter.com/BMignaco @BMignaco

      randomness shall ensue..

    • Taco_Depot

      or a whole mess of FTW

    • Jas

      Well, from the looks of it, it seems as though those fellows wearing KCCO t-shirts have killed a big fucking crocodile. Yep.

    • mickey

      It is so shopped…to within an inch……[You can fool some of the people…}

      • Laserbrain

        This isn't shopped, this is Africa!

        (shadowing on the shirts is perfect, matches shadows on their arms)

    • jeremy

      is that Wayne Brady

      • US and A

        He choked a bitch.

        • Epitomizer

          I fukin lol'd

    • Jess

      Shopped – but really well. The lettering on the KCCO on the guy with the AK is just a little off. Nice work though. Wish I had the time…

    • rikooprate

      What a "crock." See what I did there?

    • meeee

      poor croc… is really sad when people kill awesome animals like this…

      • Chris

        but it's awesome when they kill people in poor countries, right genius?

    • cherryfarmer

      The problems at my job seem more mundane

    • HsG

      Actually, they hunted the croc. People don't have the luxury of hunting with higher powered rifles over there do they use what they have. They are showing off their trophy.

      • afghanistanimation

        an AK is pretty high powered, just saying

    • https://www.facebook.com/olivervorian.wang Oliver Vorian Wang

      Keep your WTFs to yourself, mate. THIS IS A HUGE DISPLAY OF AFRICAN BADASS.

    • daniel

      I stopped watching The Chive after looking at this pic… WTF Tanzania, why are you killing endangered species??? This is not chiving…

      • patov40

        Tanzania has some of the largest game preserves in the world. If they had to kill this crocodile, it was because it was a danger to humans.

    • TommyKnockers

      Swamp People Tanzania edition… maybe next season Troy Landry will pop up with a AK.

  • dick

    Why has the DAR been so early the last couple days? Usually it's not up until after 2.

    • dick

      …not that I mind, I just have to adjust my daily work schedule of Chive browsing and online gaming. Hate my job? Not this guy!

    • Jon

      Well, it's nice when us east coasters can catch it before we leave work.

      • that dude

        excellent point

    • QuickasFrenchToast

      They are on a constant effort to throw off Paula.

      • davidhendu

        Pretty sure Paula works for theCHIVE. Seems a little obvious.

  • ttrain

    Hell yea early darc chive rocks

  • Thatnigwallace

    Hooray early dar

    • drinkallthebeer!

      early DAR is early. hurray!!

  • HOOK

    #3 #30 Now this is a start to a great weekend…Gorgeous and Hot…Chive on!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Can we get moar of those babes in #3??

    • Mighty

      MAN HANDS!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/Powell.Dennis.A Dennis Powell

      #30 Has MAN HANDS…… proceed with caution

  • OhioChiver

    #25 Giving us the finger. And we like it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • IT_GUY

      MOAR! That is all.

    • Deep Dish

      She focused on the wrong thing.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Oh Holy Usenet Oracle, source of beauty and wisdom, knower of all that is to be known, whose expertise is outshadowed by no other's, I ask of you the following:

    Why do the Chivers hate me so much?


    • Med

      Get over yourself, Paula.

    • Will

      I may not like you, but goddamnit do I respect you.

      • Guest

        Paula why do you intice them so?

        I dig ya

    • Trav1121

      People hate what they don't understand. Truth!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        True that! Free drink for you. Again. Don't forget to lube up. _I_ don't mind if you forget, but you keep whining on how you wish you had, so I'm just being friendly here, see meow? I'm not bad, I'm just presumed that way…

        – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too ๐Ÿ˜‰ – insanely great"

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          I dont like your comments because they dont make me laugh. Probly because they r predictable. And your picture is pretty annoying too.

          Also how did nobody say anything about #19

          • ...

            First no one likes you bud secondly it was that damn sasquatch

          • True story

            Because your are annoying and an arrogant moron.

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              I dont recall asking that question but its cool ur entitled to ur opinion.
              But ur all cowards for logging in as guests

              • trl87

                You and etcrr make for the two dumbest people on the Chive. I can only imagine the sheer terror if you two had a love child.

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this ๐Ÿ™‚

                  – Fan testimonial: "This is the most positive feedback I've seen for you in a while Paula. Keep showing boobs – Duder"

          • FuckStick

            Yeah I bet you saw that usenet oracle post coming from miles away, right? At least she's original. And knows how to spell.

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Alrite BRO ur rite i do have a tenuous grasp on spelling but i type on my super sick 3g S so i take shortcuts. My grammar however is undeniably impecable.

              • Chiven

                Everyone has smart phones these days you're not special. Good job with the grammar though, you should put that on your resume.


                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  Yea but the 3g s is a classic

                  And i dont need a resume im like locdog

          • dub

            agreed. the whole paula schtick got stale when the account was made.

        • Michael

          Haters gonna hate..

    • Effu

      Because unlike every other poster who gained some notritery here, you refuse to go away!

      Why don't you make like a baby fart, and get the hell outta here

      • Jawbone

        Quit your whining. The vitriol is the result of all your activity up to this point. Welcome to your consequences.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Why do you think I keep calling this site Hotel California? I'm TRAPPED! They said I could leave the basement any time I liked, but meow I can never leave!

        – brb, chatting

        • Mizzledizzle

          Shut the fuck up you goddammed cunt! I know it sucks that your English major was a total waste of money. Go into whoring! At least your mouth would be put into some good use!

          • mallardmountain

            feeeeed the trolllll feeedddd ittttt….

    • canadianmedic

      You misspelled Love

    • Hank

      You sure know how to start a fire, Paula. I'll give you that

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Fuck that didnt u see me on that dark knight post?? I tore that ass up

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          You make Paula seem like a reasonable person to have a conversation with.

  • Sheldon

    Number one!

  • tim

    #35 I have found where i need to be this weekend

    • lemurfart

      dibs on the one on the right

      • fartslemurs

        God Bless you each and every one

      • Doozler

        Good, cuz i'll take anything.

      • Radam3

        Ok, I'll take the one in the middle!

    • lukitas

      FAP TIME!!!!

    • ChivetoSurvive

      Now this is how it's done! Chivettes and all other female submitters, the bar as been raised. Please react accordingly.

      • JHL1


    • http://www.facebook.com/burn007 Brandon Neyman

      That is what needs to be at the end of the Rainbow in #33 instead of that liquid that is called "beer"…

  • Verbal_Kint

    I need six of these #13
    served by one of these #12

    • Shinanigins

      I need 1 served by 6

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      I think I do, too, after this week. But if I get an ugly bartender, do I have a right to twice as many beers? ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Verbal_Kint

        I think that's an accurate algorithm…

    • ghostofmlg

      Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good Guinness that way?

      Yes, #12 needs to be found.

      • Polska

        Go to Poland, if not her, you'll find other

  • jimbozo

    #10 KCCO Tanzania #30 Good GAWD!

    • jbb


  • Greg

    #22 ….um, yup.

    • Lisa

      Stating the obvious…but…I do believe that is body paint. Ahhhhhh rough day for the painter. ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ I bet he volunteered for over-time and everything.

    • Darth Yogurt

      Whoa whoa whoa is that a camera trick or an actual vergeyenuh?

    • CHI_Dave

      I see what you did there

    • Dar

      She is my next ex-wife!

    • Erik

      The only thing good about the mavs right now… And good it is.

    • ASH

      Someone get a bucket of warm water NOW!

    • yep

      When I was done…I'd have black all over my face!

    • DaddyJax

      Hope Dworaczyk, some very nice NSFW pics to be seen

      • ghostofmlg

        What the world needs, more Hope.

    • ghostofmlg

      That's what I call skin tight. Nom, nom, nom….

    • Rick

      Yaaay! Body paint!!!

  • whoami

    friday dar..It appears as if its beer thirty

  • hater

    Who let Paula out of her cage again?? Dammit, Bob!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #35 And again the Chive is going to be blocked by more and more content filters…

    Guys…. Denying Chivers their daily fix is just cruel.

    – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)
    – Anti-Fan : http://bit.ly/badminion (second comment thread)

  • herro

    #5 You don't have to outrun the cops. Just the slowest member of your biker gang.

  • AB

    #21 on the right needs her own post. That is all

    • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

      i wanna visit the office so bad!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well, either you do it or you don't. Choose already!

        Free drinks in the basement โค

        – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit. this might be the first funny/original comment i've ever seen on this site. EVER."

    • spicey

      on the left needs a diet.that is all

      • you are a

        dick cunt

    • IT_GUY

      Second the motion.

    • Nick

      that red bikini girl is slammin

      • zombiejoe

        Slammin like a car reck.

        • ...

          What's a reck like a reek rhythms with sneak

    • LameGreenShirt

      You guys looking at the same shit I am?

      She looks nice in clothes on the right, but first 'changing' pic, she's all doughy and out of shape. She's gonna be a cow at age 35. Tru dat.

      • 0944


    • Guesswho

      It's funny how you can get on here and talk shit… No one in this picture needs to go on diet nor do they give a fuck what you arrogant bastards think. It was just to prove a good time was had. So KCCO

  • Med

    Drew Brees drinks Keystone Light?

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Drew Brees is always smooth like Keith Stone

  • jefftavolieri

    I don't always catch douchebags taking artsy pictures of their beer, but when I do I mock them.

  • TheDarkKnight


    Just leaving? Looks more like he was just waking up for the afternoon…

  • Chiver25

    #16 Oh Meaghan. Best smile ever and a pacman cup… can she get any cuter?

    • spicey

      no she cant but the girl on the right looks like a great proactiv starter story.

      • dick cunt

        you are

        • ...

          I find your name comments clever

        • yoda?

          you are

    • cuter?

      yes. get her to take her clothes off.

  • Question_Mark_

    #35 Perfect end to the work week

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    A lot of goodness here

    • NomNomNom

      Finally a Phoenix Chivette! MOAR!!

      • MotoKCCO

        How HOT is this Phoenix chivette? Hotter the phoenix itself! FIND HER!!!

      • PJ

        im moving to phoenix soon and this makes the anticipation that much more awesome!!!

    • toogeekyforyou

      Holy hotness Batman! Gives me hope knowing there is a remote possibility I could run into her living here in Phx. Not likely but I'll keep the dream alive.

    • FunKiller

      I'll be wearing my BFM 3D tonight….she can come find me!!

    • http://Schoolofrockmillave.com Chris

      I love my city

    • AzPunk

      Plenty more like her in the valley…That's the only reason I tolerate the heat!

    • http://www.facebook.com/usafhooty Sean Huiting

      Started a group on Facebook for Phoenix Area Chivers/Chivettes. Please look it up and join if you're in Phoenix.

      • Mike

        Sir i can not find your page

  • Never been to reddit

    Saw this exact post on Reddit precisely 27 minutes ago.

    • wdh

      lol so i guess chive should owe some money to Reddit. Shittt i would love to get paid copying and pasting pictures from other sites..

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      you saw pics of girls in the chive office on reddit?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mark.poli.7 Mark Poli

    #20 Hot chick with a frame picture from my favorite movie; totally in love.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.poli.7 Mark Poli

      *framed picture of my favorite movie…… distracted by her amazing FLBPs.

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