Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • jchenabc

    #35 GO Team USA !!!

    • BigglesWorth

      I want to taste her.

      • drew

        creepy as fuck

      • TJ_Designs

        Is the "Dougie" an Olympic event now? Cause shes teaching everyone

        • ZacHart96

          isn't the the cat daddy?

        • Brick Shithouse

          You misspelled "Cat Daddy".

          • patov40

            Swing and a miss.

        • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

          • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco
            • patov40

              Good find gnocco. B)

      • Observations

        Well, I am not "creepy," and I agree that tasting her would be awesome!

        • Ermahgerd

          Except that she only recently turned 16… I think that "tasting" her counts as creepy for another 2 years in most states.

          • Keanu

            What if they aren't from the states?

            • ???

              Or if they are also 16?

      • Duke

        just wait 2 years….then itll be appropriate

        • sean

          she turned 17 around 2 weeks ago. Legal in most places

    • RCT

      Meant to thumbs up. My bad.

    • OzWhistlerianChiver

      put her on lay-away

      • Guest

        Okay, now THAT was a good one!



    • http://www.facebook.com/battlestarcomics Battlestarcomics

      Flint girl wins the gold medal!!!
      Let's hear some love for Flint please!!
      USA Fucking Rocks!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/battlestarcomics Battlestarcomics


        • socket2me

          great smile rawrr

      • FunKiller

        Flint as in Flint MI???? That place is worse than Detroit!

    • Jake

      She is so much more attractive than Kate Upton.

      • Deep Dish

        That's a matter of opinion, but your opinion is 100% incorrect.

        • paulhitchcock

          I think we should all agree to respect Jake's opinion, no matter how wrong it may be.

      • Brop

        because Kate tends to get FAT

    • Gomer

      Is Bush saying HOLY SHIT? HAHAHAHA WIN!

    • bobby

      486 days left before I can comment on how good she looks doing this!

    • Bdrizzle

      Her "Dougie" brings all the Pedo-bears to the yard

    • adxasd

      Jenna Bush trying to Dougie is the funniest part. Gabby Douglas dies laughing at her…

  • lizzard

    its so hot right now i wpuld do tge same thing #20

    • Mievaan

      GO Team USA !!! Normal day in America…

    • Me.

      Lizzard you are drunk…how did you even learn to type anyway the keys are way too big.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        I hope he's drunk, he just said he'd get naked and eat ice cream instead of helping out his mangled children.

  • Heather

    #23 Best mailbox ever!!

  • suck me dry

    how far you ask? all the way off

    • Slim Jim

      never got why people found you funny?

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahhaha longtime no see my boy

      • whateva

        Shut up JJ

        • patov40

          Thought it was BJ? Trolls, no value, just dicks.

  • scotology

    #10 Sara never gets old.

    • scrote-ology

      ever have an original thought?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Yea as usual terrible comments on pics 5 diff pics

        Quick show of hands tho, who would rape her?

        Thumbs up for rape, thumbs down for double rape

        • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

          that was douschy, but also funny.

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            you're half right.

        • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

          thats calling the kettle black

          (which I'm pretty sure is a really racist expression)

          • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyBradley Bobby Bradley

            No, it means that pots and kettles both used to only come in black, and saying someone doing something that you yourself would do is wrong is like the black pot calling the kettle black

            • Urethra Franklin

              "I can go ANYWHERE….take a look, its in a book….Reading Rainbow!!"

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Sooooo 23 double rapes?? Im impressed

          • patov40

            Yeah, you, in prison. What they all meant. :p

    • ddd

      pre fake boobs

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Can't believe I was in 3rd grade when that movie came out.
      Now I feel old

      • jrk

        bada big boom

    • MonkeyMadness

      Big bada-boom!

    • Buford_Justice

      she has a perfect vagina shape

    • thegoon

      Muulti pass

    • Dude

      SJU is F'n beautiful.

      I would donate my left nut for one night with her.

  • mike

    i wanna do dirty things to her #10

    • MattKL

      You are not alone in that.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

        Leeloo Dallas Multi-pass.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Dayuuumnnn mike. Thats a pretty loose comment man be careful with that cutting edge shit u dont wanna go toooo far

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        I guess being a total fucking asshole like you is "cutting edge."

    • tralfaz

      She's ….. perfect.

  • Charlie_Cheen

    #19 I suddenly have a toothache.

    • Pants

      Is that heaven or hell?

      • tralfaz

        If you have to go to the dentist any way you might as well do it that way.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        that's some Hellraiser type shit…pleasure and pain.

    • twoedges

      I too have a toothache, but it is in my pants

      • Charlie_Cheen

        You should see a doctor.

  • Mel_Gibson

    #10 would have been better if it was number 5

    • MattKL

      Wind blows, fire burns, rain falls…

      • http://www.facebook.com/jshane3 Justin Shane

        Wind blows, Fire burns, Rain Falls, Chive want MOAR!!!!!

      • tralfaz

        poop stinks….

    • crustybubblechunks

      Leeloo Dallas multi-pass

  • Disappointed

    Mobile ads have ruined this pos site. Thumbs way down

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Dissa… Dissa…dissapoint-

      -I know dad. You were dissapointed i couldnt be more like you.

      …nhhooo…. I was dissappointed… That you tired.

      Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun


      • whateva

        You are a moron.

      • Nahvis

        I wonder when you're going to realize that everyone hates you?

        • Underbaker

          Hate is such a harsh word, could we just mildly dislike him?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Jokes on u thats a great movie
        And a classy soundtrack imitation really set the mood i thought

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Hold on now.
      Do you usually chive on your mobile or PC?
      its not too inconvenient to install ab-blockers on any PC browsers.

    • Anomanom

      Srsly use firefox with the noscript plugin. No ads. Derp.

      • Shockteck

        That what I do and I don't get any pop ups.

        • I don't know

          Try installing ad block on your iPhone. Also, try changing your default browser on a work computer. Normally they have things in place to keep you from doing that. Stop replying with the same stupid ass remarks please. Idk

    • TheSimonizer

      if only ad blocker existed…. oh wait.. they do! you are the POS.

      • I don't know

        Here's a little exercise for you smart guy. Try finding one that works for iPhone. Here's another exercise, try changing browsers or installing unapproved plug ins on any work computer that has an even half decent filter set up. So thanks for that original nugget of knowledge there big guy, but unfortunately it's just a recycled responce used by idiots.

        • TheSimonizer

          The idiot is the one who can't install an ad-blocker.
          You can't blame the site because you are stupid enough to lock yourself in Apple's restrictive universe.

          Maybe you should work instead of stealing from the company who hired you.

          And last, you get that responce a lot because that's the fucking thing to do. If you are too stupid to do it, then don't. But don't go calling people idiots or the site a POS because you are the retarded one.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      If using an iOS, hold ur scrolling finger on the screen as long as possible.

    • Jay-Z (That Jay-Z)

      it keeps the site free you douche

  • Jak

    #31 I would have to take it all…hell, I'd eat the paper too!

  • Duche ducher


    • Rusty Shackleford

      Not only are you a dumbfuck, but you're waaay off

      • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

        Get em Rusty!

  • Vegas


  • https://www.facebook.com/georgeriveraiscool12 George Rivera

    #32 always wanted to do this especially at an imax theatre

    • Dr_StrangePants

      What are they playing?

      • Si1entStatic

        looks like Halo: Reach most likely

        Now throw some BF:3 on that or an IMAX and turn the sound up to ear bleed level

    • OnehandJack

      #22 so we can print a 3D replica of someone's face but we still can't use a Kinect to model a game character after my own face?

    • sneaky pete

      They are playing Halo Reach clown. I'm so envious, i've always wanted to do that.

    • Fuhrer D

      Use to play Perfect Dark on the planetary dome at my highschool.

      Dr. Zajak FTW.

    • ~(-_-~)

      They should definitely play Goldeneye not the lame wii version but the N64 version.

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        oh to play some Skyrim on a set up like that.

        Or Battlefield 3 and MW3

        Maybe some old school Bad Company with War Tapes on…oh yes *drools*

        • eric

          Instead of buying an ultra expensive HDTV, I bought a projector instead with only 1/10th of the price of the HDTV. I usually make my neighbor's wall on the other side of the street my screen.

    • http://www.facebook.com/benjamin.j.english Benjamin J. English

      I HAVE done this! (not in IMAX) Back when I lived in CA, a couple of guys I knew worked at the local theatre in our town. The owner had gotten a projector for each screen for when they got rented for business seminars and stuff. So, on weekends, we would go in and hook up our various game systems to the projectors and have a freaking BALL! You haven't LIVED until you've played Super Smash Brothers Melee on a theater screen!

      (this was the time just before the Xbox 360 came out, and the Wii was still little more than a penis joke.)

  • MattKL

    #35 Way to go ladies! Go Team USA!!

    • Bugsey

      at least they are having some fun

      • etcrr 131p

        Why'd you delete your profile? Pussy.

    • MattKL

      Are you naturally a dick, or do you get paid for it?

      • Jamie

        Your mom pays for my dick! hahahahahahaha!

        • Jamie

          Trying to violate my 1st Amendment Rights, huh? Fuck you! She still looks like a fucking monkey! Anybody that disagrees with me is just deluding themselves. Look at those monkey lips she has. She is just aching for a banana! hahahahaha

          • Methos

            You obviously don't know what your 1st Amendment Rights are.

            • Jamie

              Of course I do, and they are being violated. You should do more reading and less trolling.

              • patov40

                Two days later, you are still a dick. Trolls are useless forms of life. Now go get your shine box! B)

  • Hooo

    KONY 2012

  • caliishome

    #35 do this again….NAKED….USA USA USA!!!!!!
    KCCO yalll

    • JuiceBox

      ummm all of those girls are under 18 dude @_@ (expect Aly)

      • caliishome

        easy juice im about to start my senior year

      • it's ok

        Raisman is 18, far left.

  • Medieval

    #35, Damn, i wish i could see some bush.

    • NoGrassontheField

      Don't think they have bush yet.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Nahhh brahhh they got more testosterone than a testarosa

    • Kodos

      You did… her name is Jenna Bush and she's wearing red pants!

      • Medieval

        at least u got it

        • patov40

          BJ never gets it. Ah? Ah? Get it? :p

  • Anonymous

    I feel like the chive probably makes enough money selling clothes that they can afford to ease up on the ads a bit. Pretty please?

    • Qatastrophe

      At least the ones that make sounds.

    • heywood jablowme

      press mute.

    • duche

      why make some money when you can make more money?

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Get it straight buster the ads arent here to appease you theyre here to help. If theyre helps not appreciated, then lots of luck gentleman

      • Grammar nazi

        If their* help is not appreciated….

    • http://www.facebook.com/Trevellian Jason Bell

      What Ad's? You're on the internet, be savy enough to get an Ad Blocker and stop complaining about how sites make their income.

      • I don't know

        Or you know lots of people are on iPhones and work computers both of which normally don't allow you to install ad block plus. Stop recycling the same stupid responce dude.

  • pepito115

    #23 and #29 So dope.

  • MattKL

    Normally I don't do this, posting twice in an entry. But I just wanted to say how awesome #1 is.

    • Bugsey

      doesn't matter had sex

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Normally i post like a hundred times and each one is laced with hate. But id just like to say feel free to post twice.

      • Nahvis

        And normally everyone hates your posts.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        normally we don't even bother to read your posts anymore. just automatic thumbs down.

    • alvin

      wedding..it's more fun in the philippines

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I am really impressed with the sense of humor being shown by the Filipino people. I have seen a shitload of people having fun and making light of a tough situation.

      KCCO Philippines.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        It may be flooded. But at least these lovebirds can show their friends this pic that looks like its from a Romantic Comedy movie set.

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      I can just imagine semisonic being played in the background.

      • FunKiller

        I'm pretty sure that's Third Eye Blind……

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Solid reference, but im not tryna fingerbang girls here, im tryna rob a bank

  • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

    #23 officially the coolest thing i've seen today. set a high standard for the rest of the day.

  • noodle

    #30 What news do you bring us from the outside world ?

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      "babe:pig in the big city" is a top 5 movie

      Almooost as good as spartacus featuring a classy blackface by lawrence olivier

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Alright i did not type that faggot ass smiley face

        #no offense
        #wellll maybe a little

        • whateva

          You are still a moron.

  • MatFrat

    Any normal person would have a freezer filled with booze #34

    • afghanistanimation

      Not if you're in afghanistan

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Then you'd be considered lucky to have a freezer….

    • TJ_Designs

      Not if you're trying to lure children into your house… "got some popsicles in my cellar….mmmmmmm" *Herbert voice*

      • tralfaz

        …you're looking nice today Chris.

      • Si1entStatic

        Where's my musclely paperboy to deliver me some good news….. you piggly son-of-a- bitch……. call me. *Beep*

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Mr. Chi City makes a Fair Point why being stocked with copious Freeze Pops is to a playa's advantage.

      Skip to the 4 minute mark.

  • Chitownchiver

    #20 Texas, not Florida? Hmm, you texans trying to make Florida jealous?

  • Lisa

    #16. That's just bullshit. I know sisters to things to each other, but stealing panties? Really? That's just gross.

    • Kiki

      I'd steal your sister's panties 🙂

    • Penis Wrinkle

      Morning, Lisa. Rimmer?

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