I like girls because squishy (36 photos)

  • juice

    #32 lucky tap

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Photoshoppers, you know what to do…


      • guest

        what is there to do

        • that dude

          you could put a dick in her hand i suppose…

          • that dude

            and have a fountain of jiz shoot from the top of the tap (penis) to the cup of beer (full of sperm of course)… whattt… you were all thinking it…

    • rdpre

      I'd tap that.

      • gclark

        This Buds for you

    • DUCATI 999R

      I would like to be that tap.

  • johnnystyle25

    #24 Don't we wish we could all do that?

    • http://twitter.com/Jul1988 @Jul1988

      Yes we do !

    • The Joe

      Get groped by Justin Timberlake? F*K YEAH!

      You mean the grabbing Mila Kunis part…
      Yeah, that would be pretty good too… 0_0

    • http://twitter.com/Jul1988 @Jul1988

      The video is even more frustrating !

      • ChurchoftheFonz

        Stop it, Justin! Meg is gross! Out of the kitchen, Meg…OUT!!!

    • damn

      Asshole officially has it all now.

    • Hanx

      No thanks, she is just annoying.

  • pimpninjaa

    So much to choose from but god damn is #19 hot

    • tarp

      she's 14

      • MrHollandsOpus

        No way she's 14 with tits like that. Can anybody please find out who she is?

        • MrUpp07

          I'm pretty sure that's shopped

          • foul83

            Way shopped. Look at the diamond pattern.

            • God

              Fabric streches

    • jonnyboi94

      damn shes sexy af too bad its faked


    Good god can anyone identify #22

    • AgentFox

      It's a female

    • dubdeuce

      Jayden Jaymes

    • Jared

      I dont know who she is, but the picture litteraly made my jaw drop.

    • noodle

      Jayden James , Same tattoo and belly button

      • Irish Chive

        And thats how you know you watch lots of porn, Ladies and Gentlemen!

        • roofTurkey

          I would have listed a number of possibilities for people to google, that way you could spread the joy. But I really do think it could be either one of these 5:

          Christy mack
          Eva Angelina
          Jayden James
          Jada Stevens
          Mischa Brooks

    • AllanA

      WOW, the killer curves on this one

    • that guy

      Jayden Jaymes

    • yuppie

      Jayden James

    • BrokenBenji

      Her name Is JAYDEN JAYMES, shes a porn star.

  • Jay21

    tits and ass…nature's stress ball

    • http://twitter.com/lukeskynski @lukeskynski


  • MikeHawk

    Hooray for boobs!

    • MikeHawk


  • npachuco

    #7 #19

    I Love you and I want to do horrible and nasty things to you!!!!

    • Terry

      I think #19 is cam girl Ana Mancini (NSFW)

      • JoeShmoe99

        According to Google, Anna Mancini is a tranny. She looks all woman to me in this pic, but what the hell do I know.

        • Alan

          she is abort mission!

        • JoePah

          You need to get your eyes checked buddy. Seriously? How can you get #19 and Anna Mancini confused? Wow.

      • Ummm

        Yeah. It's another trap. Dude has been doing that for days now.

        • Terry

          Yeah, and it's still funny.

          • Billy Packwood

            this Terry person is, for lack of a better word, a faggot!

            • Tom

              Actually, that's a pretty funny prank. C'Mon.

      • bigdinla

        Not even close to Ana. This girl does not have huge plastic lips and a bad facelift!

        • Simon

          She has something else Huge and plastic.

    • Yo Mamma

      #19 I have seen this pic floating around for a couple years. WHO IS SHE?!?!?!?!?!?

    • crash25

      #19 could possibly be the hottest chik i have ever seen

      • El Guapo

        not possibly… she is

      • Marc

        I think i've seen her on a show called "Manswers" that comes on the channel called "Spike" and on there they said her name is Tiara.

    • Sarge

      #7 is Claudia Sampedro

      • AuburnChivette

        #7 is not Claudia

  • http://www.facebook.com/troy.schreurs Troy Schreurs


    • Ummm

      Why the fuck would this get a thumbs down? Fuck yeah for Friday!!!

      • FunKiller

        Agreed, I just gave a thumbs up to cancel that out.

      • zzz

        i work on saturdays… fml

        • Yeah

          At least you have Cat Saturday! :$

  • http://www.facebook.com/toledo11 Matt Orosz

    Thank you!
    I feel like it's Monday's FLBP. 🙂

    • Inspector SpaceTime

      but thank god its not monday!!!!

    • Anon

      Without a case of the Mondays….

  • suck me dry

    suck me all the way off

    • CCJosh

      funny…..once a day

    • Yuuup

      A god among men

    • foul83

      Ha ha ha. What the fuck.

  • MistletoeBeltbuckle


  • Fuhrer D


    All day.

    • Mike the handyman

      From post earlier, this is kayla koi… do NOT google that… Some things can't be unseen…

      • Buster

        Damn my child-like curiosity… 😦

      • Migs

        No its not that is Daphne Joy

  • Kelowna Chiver

    I love this post!!! Why isn't this a regular thing?!?!? Happy Friday Chivers.

    • Jsin

      I second that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #9 # 27 Dem asses

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      #27 #30 too

      • Toothy

        #9 belongs to Alexandra Bittencourt…NSFW

        • Really?

          And also a tranny..wtf chive 2 in one post?

          • guest


        • Ummm

          Not Alexandra Bittencourt. Stupid fuck keeps doing this.

        • bigdinla

          Quit trying to make everyone look at Trannys! That girl has a tattoo on her back and your tranny doesn't.

          • Toothy

            No, it's funny.

        • ToothyisaFaG

          It's kind of disturbing how these sick fks know all of these tranny names by heart

          • Roco

            i wouldnt even know how to go about finding one, and yes I love google

  • Bango

    #17 MORE!

  • http://mattsmigiel.blogspot.com/ Smigiel

    number 36…..oh my DAMN

    • Juan


    • Yeah


  • Steve

    Those eyes….

    • Mike

      What eyes?

      • FunKiller

        Both sets!

    • Tommy

      Wow. There's enough of her there for some, um, stuff.

    • dd11

      Kylie CamWithHer

    • Mr. Awesome

      This is Kylie from CamWithHer… NSFW… She has lots of videos out there

    • Mr. Awesome
    • gclark

      Those earrings….

    • ron

      her name is Kylie. check her out on dailymotion.com

  • Juk3sy

    #19 When that button finally goes it's going to take someone's eye out! A risk i am fully willing to take

  • Kodos


    • AssClown
      • Chris

        Thanks Assclown, I was trying to figure that one out.

    • Mak

      #36 Who does not love a good game of Squish and Stick? I know my girl loves this move. 🙂

    • The Joe

      I couldn't help but think Motorboat when I saw this!

    • https://www.facebook.com/ardisfoxx Andre Foxx Battrick

      FYI It's a screencap from a porno starring Suzanna, called Mikes Apartment.

    • Deadstar

      Now kiss !👄

  • Kodos

    Too cute!

  • darkSurge

    Who is she?!?! She is AMAZING!!

    • irish chiver

      hattie watson your welcome

      • Boggles

        thank you!

        • bman12688

          her website/tumblr/instagram NSFW!

    • http://www.facebook.com/don.terry.96 Don Terry

      She's a suicide girl who goes by the name Kemper. Her instagram is @kemperfidelis

  • johnnystyle25

    I like the casual sexiness of #2

    • OhioChiver

      An oldie but a goodie. Nothing like that look of …study time is over…;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/adegiulio Anthony DeGiulio

    #13 WOW Hip to Waist ratio!!! Me likey

    • Google

      Kayla Koi some (alot) NSFW stuff on the interwebs

      • Ummm

        Dude. How do you know so many trannies?

        • Simon

          He Is non other than GOOGLE …. ofcourse he knows :d

    • indevision

      Can someone please tell me who this is??

      • http://www.facebook.com/adegiulio Anthony DeGiulio

        Daphne Joy.

  • Josh

    #10 Where did our standards go Chive?

    • thebeefinjector

      out the window…


      Looks like a nice little sleeve going with great curves imo. Remember you have to limit your standards to the types of girls who these photos and submit them to websites.

      • dave

        What do you mean "the type of girls"? You mean fun, beautiful and sexy? Chivettes are fantastic.

        • DUBU2DEATH

          Yes thats what I meant. My day would suck a lot more without them.

  • MylesofStyles

    #6 I believe we have a PS2 sighting.

    • Seen it...

      Mariana Cordoba

    • alanrh2o

      Wanna know how I know you're gay?

      • MylesofStyles

        Your boyfriend told you?

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