• Tosh.0

    First!!!! hahahahahaha i'm stuipd

    • Daisey

      You got that right….

      • MohawkJon


    • tonguepunch

      You meant to say "gay"

  • Static

    Haha… awesome

  • jay

    I hate keith stone

    • https://www.facebook.com/david.s.whaley Seth Whaley

      adblock FTW

  • Wuuut?

    Pretty old…

    9gag also

    • Tava

      9gag is awful. That is all.

    • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

      ok, thanks

  • Noegod

    my jim henson childhood has been put to shame!

  • http://www.facebook.com/tyler.burkholder.3 Tyler Burkholder

    ultimate Halloween costume. just gotta find an easy way to tote around a 30 pack in there.

    • chewbaca

      Someone lives in Georgia! lol

  • https://www.facebook.com/itsjessebonales Jesse Bonales

    Fucking awesome! I really wanted to see him mess with kids, though. That would have been some great reactions!

    • MohawkJon

      Watch that again and take a closer look at "his" tights.

  • Darwin

    It appears to have mated with someone wearing skinny jeans.

    • Kodos

      Jean-netic engineering is not an exact science!

    • Catalyst

      More like he swallow someone with skinny jeans (hipster) and his digestive system could handle it and is coming right out

    • MohawkJon

      Looked like tights to me.
      Probably couldn't digest the condom like wrapping.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    The girl with the leash…. find her.

  • fibonacci5150

    oh man, I read the velociraptor title and proceeded to watch the russian hamster video. kinda surprised me to see a hamster in raptor stance trying to bite people hissing

  • sean

    clever girl….

  • Salt

    Clever girl….

  • krypto092108

    I just love that Dinosaur!

  • http://informedguy.com/2012/08/13/a-velociraptor-spotted-in-downtown-melbourne-video/ A velociraptor spotted in downtown Melbourne (Video) | Infomormed guy | Only what matters!

    […] Visit link: A velociraptor spotted in downtown Melbourne (Video) […]

  • Jimbob

    Lever door handles on my house.. removed.

  • https://www.facebook.com/nicholas.staal Nicholas Rae Staal

    Damn, that is sick!

  • Huff

    That's friggin awesome.

  • Guest

    Ignoring the lack of feathers, that's too large to be a velociraptor. Velociraptors were about the size of a medium-sized dog. The velociraptors from Jurassic Park would actually be Deinonychus; the confusion comes from a name-change that occurred in paleontology around the time the novel was released. The dinosaur in this video would probably be closest to Utahraptor.

    • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

      I didn't think it was possible to find a bigger killjoy than me.

    • r00s7a

      Ignoring the name change, they are correct in calling it a velociraptor. No need to go all scientist on everyone.. pretty sure they don't care.

    • NothingToSeeHere


    • Sachiel

      my dinosaurs of my childhood don't have feathers and nor will they ever. i don't care what the alien loving freaks on the history channel say. and its a fucking velociraptor buzzkillington.

    • Jack

      Guy up here speaks the truth. They had feathers and probably only went up to the size of your waist.

      Know your Dinos people!

    • Underbaker

      They grow them Raptors big in Utah, would hate to run into a Texasraptor.

    • dick


    • Scott H

      such a know it all….. take it easy bud, this isn't Dino College

    • tonguepunch

      Dinosours protect your virginity

  • MikeyP13

    If you could cover the legs, that would freak people out even more. Pretty sweet though.

  • misschris

    I never see anything anywhere near that awesome at our local mall

  • https://www.facebook.com/jayhawker Brent Whitten

    thats a utahraptor not a velociraptor

    • iChive

      So…it doesn't drink coffee?

      • Underbaker

        Well not directly. I wouldn't approach one after a Starbucks visit though.

  • meeee

    FIND HER!!!!!!!

  • iChive

    I hope a velociraptor finds you and slaps you with Samuel L. Jackson's arm.

  • Nicnac

    Least the dude could have done is put on brown pants lol… still freaky though…

  • lawrence


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