Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Paulson


    Lavender microwavable macaroni n' cheese?

    • Guest

      Brown brownie. Terrible, but still better than Nickelback.

      • Superman

        None Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

        • ldeegan

          white power bar…?

          • a-nom

            Tan chips? shit that's a shitty name

          • Jim

            Lol… glad I'm not a black man at that bar.

      • Hu Flung Poo

        Grey Butter Noodles

        • Possibly

          Beige Chicken Salad. What a boring fucking band

          • chbeers

            blue balls

            • rockstar_323

              Black Dave's Hot N Juicy

              • wanderer


            • Tinacious_k

              Did you eat balls??

        • Admiral Ackbar

          Grey Salad, meh

        • Hu Flung Poo

          Now its the Grey Buttered popcorn…..Dear god…..I'm going to have a heart attack if I don't change my diet!

      • i forget

        Red hot chilli peppers… that'll never work

        • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

          this is easily the best one I have seen on here. I wish I could give you more than one thumbs up.

        • RHarris

          You sir win the internets today.

      • Kassie Danae

        The White Chips!

      • Mercury

        I'm sorry but that 1st one suuuucked…microwaveable waaaaaaank

      • Dave

        The Green Craisins. Could work.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        Brown Snickers….eat it fuckers!!!?

      • http://twitter.com/metz730 @metz730

        Blue BBQ Sausage-on-a-Bun?

      • http://www.facebook.com/uri2488 Uriel Arbelaez


        • MAEC

          bahahahah DO NOT GOOGLE

      • kyhillbillymonster

        Black Sausage!

      • g-rodwarz

        Purple Polka Pussies. Thats my Band!!!!!!!

      • Lisa

        Flesh Mojito.

        I saw the DAR last night…as I was drinking…in my bikini…but didn't have the ability to type… ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ™‚

        This morning it'd be Denim Pepsi.

      • faith001

        Hello my dearest, Hope you are doing just fine over there.My name is Faith.I just want to let you know that l come across your profile and your e-mail address from HERE and after going through it l found you interesting,hope you don't mind.If you are interested in knowing more about me and for me to send you my picture,just feel free to contact me at my private mail address at faith.mandi@yahoo.com Hope to hear from you soon,have a nice day and stay blessed Faith

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No Shit.

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula, theChive really wouldn't seem the same without you."

      • Trox

        Plaid Chimichanga! I'd see them.

      • g-rodwarz

        Paula sucks!!! And she eats Shit!!!!!!!!

    • Whoopi_G

      Tan celery and peanut butter?

    • Guse

      Khaki mint

    • Hara

      Plaid Cheeseburger.

      I can't see that taking off.

      • ZachBob

        I can.

    • Static

      khaki bagel?

      • john

        weird.. same

    • Eze_Kiel

      Blue Colby

    • Nathan

      Black burrito!

    • Do Wap

      Khaki Vagina. Seriously

      • Biggus Diccus

        Yeah right, you know it's Khaki Asshole

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Khaki Asshole is what we call my boss

      • Schnozle

        Khaki scrotum…that's more like it DW

    • Biggus Diccus

      Khaki Salad….fuck yeah

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      Red Denim Cony Dogs

      • Jasper

        Black Wonton

      • Joel

        RDCD is okay these days, but their late 90's stuff was amazing.

        Yeah, that works.

    • ytrytr

      Black Chili!!

      • fibonacci5150

        booyah! guess i'm bass guitar

    • noah

      The Plaid Salad

    • http://www.facebook.com/cody.smith.716 Cody Smith

      the grey dunkaroos? id see them

      • Der'

        Camo Eggs? Hell yea.

      • bollyver

        put your hands together for,
        Blue Lunchables

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Hold up! Where did you get DUNKAROOS? TELL ME NOW!!

      • MattyDeuce


        • guest

          Check Amazon. They appear to be sold out right now, but there are reviews from as recently as August 2012 from people receiving packages (though that may not be true).

    • Hucks

      Black Scone

      English lesbian ballet music?

    • shawn KCCO

      Black Chocolate……sounds dirty.

      • DaddyD

        Black Jello. Sounds dirtier.

        • The Kid

          Pink Roast Beef. Sounds dirtiest.

    • Taco_Depot

      Grey Veggie D'lite.

      First Vegan-Emo-Supergroup.

      • $am

        Blue Jalapeno Cheeseburger…

    • HatBomb

      Blue Jean Po-Boy. Not bad.

    • caleb

      Black Toast

    • rump

      Nude Pudding

    • http://www.facebook.com/cody.courtney.5 Cody Courtney

      blue denim doritos

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Black Painkillers

      • patov40

        Take some more.

        • Mr_Taco


    • Ryan

      Flesh Vagina? Not sure if that is a good band name.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ddbenigno Dan Benigno

      Up Next:

      • Frank M

        I'm a member of your band. I call dibs on drums!!!

      • ZachBob

        Same here.

    • go home

      Blue meatloaf sandwich… Shouldn't have passed on the waffles…

      • pew pew pew

        camo tuna.

      • JarikCBol

        I was so wondering if that was going to come up at all…. glad i've not been disappointed.

      • The Andychrist

        Don't worry it's covered. I had waffles for dessert.

    • 'Merica

      Khaki Cheez-It? lol

    • https://www.facebook.com/ethenmoore Ethan Moore

      Blue, Waffle….. son of a bitch!!

      • Girly


    • True Dat

      black taffy

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You can stop meow guys; you'll never beat mine (that is if you get it).

      Also: there's too fucking much khaki going on! How so not original!

      – Fan testimonial: "I'm strongly against physical violence against women, which is why I would be completely comfortable punching you in the face – HumpDan"

      • Dr_StrangePants

        There are those of us who stealth chive at work, Paula

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      Orange Turkey Sandwich

    • Trixi

      I'm not wearing pants…

      Soooo pantless burrito.

      • prove-it

        it'd sound better as "C" string burrito

      • The Kid

        Nude Burrito

        • Trixi

          Oooooh, that's a good one!

    • round1

      Plaid Pizza…actually pretty money.

    • b-dub

      khaki pizza

    • http://twitter.com/jaczor @jaczor

      Black Twistos, not bad at all

    • Ruslan

      White Chicken

    • zimzum

      black pork??

    • Bryce

      The Blue Enchiladas…

      • otagphoto

        Gray Granola bar…..look out!



    • meeee

      Black Pear…. lame….

    • Kyle429

      The Tan Pretzel Dogs.

    • Alex_5280

      Blue Jean Subway haha not horrible

    • Ed Venture

      Black Chicken.

      (Come back Black Chicken!)

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Khaki IHOP Breakfast Bowl?

    • Joe Schmoe

      Black Gyro

    • richmackin

      Nothing salad.

    • paulwells55337

      Khaki Pudding


      Blue Chili

    • not enough bacon

      Green burrito… I think that might be infringing on some already established business…

    • Peter Reenkle

      Black Wendys Baconater

      • nice

        The Black Baconators. That's so $$$

    • https://www.facebook.com/shawna.stryker Shawna Stryker

      Checkered Taco

    • twosticks

      Blue Waffles

      Not a joke.

    • Shinanigins

      Black Fruit Snacks

      • anonymous

        Black Corned Beef

    • Josh

      Camouflage Grilled Cheese….I can see it.

    • Doug

      Khaki Gyro. Not bad!

    • gimletmike

      Blue liver and onions.

      • thom

        Bikini Pizza kind of goes along with this.

    • ApolloB

      Black Pinstripe Mango Salad – its italian reggae

    • Travioso Peligroso

      Blue Jean Fish Tacos

    • Mr box

      dark blue jerk chicken.

    • Scotian

      Camouflage Donair

      • hunter

        camo spam….eh…

    • todd

      Olive Cottage Chese

      • Dr_StrangePants

        that just sounds like a real flavor

    • Brother Maynard

      Blue BBQ

    • tara

      black blt

    • zuksofhazzard

      Tan Burrito… Not too bad, but make it one word… Tanburrito.

      Hey, are you going to see Tanburrito this weekend?

      I think it'd work.

    • krisbenson

      none tangerine?

      • potential found

        i say all the nones get changed to commando and you've got a sweeeeeet name then.


        you'd end annoying oranges career

    • Mike

      Black pants and sour keys…the black keys. It all makes sense now!

    • Davey

      Plaid sausage

    • jeffm

      Plaid Peanut Butter…. I'm off to the recording studio

    • AssHaterson

      Blue Granola Bar???

    • that dude

      blue chicken tenders

    • John

      Khaki Cake. Liking the alliteration.

    • Jak

      Black Spaghetti

    • PGGUY21


    • http://www.kirishoru.com kirishoru

      Grey Grapes

    • Lp0716

      Blue HotDogs

    • Bdrizzle

      Grey-Pho #21

    • C Del

      No Pants Orea

    • ssoph

      star salad?!? nice!

    • BenJipCho

      Purple 3 hits of acid

    • xavi00

      blue conans

    • Jared

      Pink TubeSteak…..

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Denim Burrito

    • Red

      Black Salad

    • Charlo Viana

      Dirty black chocolate!

    • OhioChiver

      Red boxer chicken fingers ๐Ÿ˜ Dam.

    • Awkward

      Skin sausages…… shit

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandnew88 Phillip Slade

      Blue cheesy rice

    • Pizza1962


    • Mike

      Camoflage Sausage!

    • dustin_b3

      Black Chai Charger

    • chivette619

      Pink taco hehehe

    • Seth

      Beige Mini Wheats

    • http://twitter.com/JayG523 @JayG523

      Black Crackers

    • Alex

      Black Roast beef

    • I'm Awesome

      black adderal

    • Mike

      Blue Junior Chickens …im not proud

    • stupid is stupid

      Trojan Peach. Thank you and good night!

    • Matty

      Tan Chinese. Ya, sounds like a hipster band

    • Bryce

      Black children

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Khaki Fried Cod

    • Laurie

      Blue Cookies…damn, sounds like a hipster band…

    • Rob

      Grey S'mores

      ALL these band names suck. Who came up with this thing?

    • KCO617

      Maroon Sushi?

    • Lucky ducker

      Naked Bacon!

    • jean

      blue taco

      • jean

        check out my band blue taco on google

    • red

      commando brownie

    • uh yeah

      Green eggs and ham

    • Derby

      Camon! One more! The Blue Chips!

    • Shoofly

      Black Cool Ranch Doritos? Might be a trademark problem there…

    • Michelle

      Blue Fatburger?

    • https://www.facebook.com/Alexis.Jones11 Alexis Jones

      The Black Empanadas

    • patov40

      Gray Peanut Butter. I'm definitely not getting laid playing in a band with that name. =/

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      Olive green squirt. Ew.

    • black27696

      Grey Hot Dog

    • cvar2121

      awh my band name is Blue Waffles! :O

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        If you're not full of shit, then that was full of win. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Carl

      Denim Baby Carrots

      'Denim Baby' is my new favorite color.

      • Squooshy

        Cream Taquito's


    • guest

      black granola bars!

    • Johnny Snow

      Camouflage Pizza. Sounds like a psychedelic rock band from the 60's . I can dig it.

    • https://www.facebook.com/brian.thomas.9237 Brian Thomas

      Blue Ham Sandwich

    • justin

      naked tacos!!!!!

    • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

      Green Shrimp, kind of gross, and I'm not sure I want to eat them anymore. o_O

    • 21C

      Black and White Ham and Cheese. BaWHaC. Pronounced "BA-hawk". Meh…

    • Sjaak

      Blue cookie or Blue yoghurt

    • Kilt

      Black Skittles

      Taste the Absence

    • sloop

      plaid antacid.

      i've heard worse.

    • BoobNotEnvy

      Orange Striped Hotdogs?

    • 5.56

      Pink Footlongs

    • Tinacious_k

      Pantsless shrimps – could work

    • Bubba

      Blue cheese cracker…taking over the charts! Riiight…

    • sheriff

      No Pants Big Mac

    • BuffaloJustSayin

      Black Applesauce. Nice.

    • Andy Valentine

      Commando Scotch Eggs

    • ken

      Plaid Oatmeal. Kind of like it.

    • Andrew

      blue pussy…not even kidding lol problem is it makes me think of the blue waffle…

    • Sin

      Blue PB& J Sammich

    • misschris

      Since I'm wearing a skirt… SKIRT TRIX… hmm, could be a porn title.

    • Rett

      Green pants, hard-boiled egg, fried ham sandwich … whoa.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Blue Waffle.

    • Poke4Life

      Dark Blue Lucky Charms

    • ancientlegacy

      Tan Wrap?

    • Alex

      The Black whispering eye. lol!

    • herp ferp

      Black Bacon.

    • TommyKnockers

      Grey Bacon…it's a mix between hard metal, grunge and stepping stomping

    • Ettienne

      The Green Cheese Grillers

  • Daniel


    I don't even know where to begin…

    I want to be on you

    • Mercury

      That's more then a gap…that's a canyon!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Too much gap; you'll fall right through.

      – Fan testimonial: "This is the most positive feedback I've seen for you in a while Paula. Keep showing boobs – Duder"

    • Tap It

      How about "Mind The Tap"?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        "Mind the dislocated hips"?

        P a u l a

    • Ooooh

      Eloquently put.

    • Mike

      Actually….shouldn't it be, "I want to be in you." ??

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      there's so much right in that picture, Gap, bra burned and redhead!! daayum!

    • Nistel

      Well put sir



    • Sid

      Nominate for Chivette of the Week. Just sayin.

  • Gutter Mind


    Can you even imagine? (you know what I'm thinking)

    • win

      two chicks at the same time?

      • Lawrence

        I've always wanted to do that man.

        • Doc Benway

          And I think that if I was a millionaire I could hook that up. Cuz chicks dig dudes with money.

          • Broz

            then you could finally get the chance to dissapoint 2 women at once

        • Derby

          It was one of the best times of my life.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        How about one chick twice?

    • newt

      damn it! now i have to go change my pants

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You're thinking…will those covers fit the new Iphone 5?

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula your infamy is outstanding. I remember back in the days before you plagued the comment section of just reading boring opinions, much like my post now. Honestly, your baiting of the stupid and chive-specific trolling (as opposed to cheap shots like "The Chivery" always attempts) is priceless."

      • Android

        Is there a difference between any of the Iphones besides software?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well… every new model is moar overpriced and overhyped than the previous model.
          The Iphone 6 can give you instant orgasms. With repeat function! I'm just saying…

          – Fan testimonial: "Paula is the reason why I wake up every morning and am free to dump my waste of last night mozzarella sticks in peace..PAULA GALLERY PLEASE – StupidityAlwaysWins"

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yeah who do I choose to lick my ass while i bang the other one?

    • Steve

      There's an app for that

    • me...bn


  • J.D


    Pizza and boobs for the win!

    • random humanoid

      Yeah, but it's all covered in sand…:/

      • Guest

        I wouldnt mind cleaning the dishes…if you know what I mean!

    • FunKiller

      Pepperoni nips.

  • so hot

    want to touch the heiny

    • Schmeilllsssson

      #17 get a job or maybe a hobby

  • OhioChiver

    #21 I think you're gonna need a bigger bun. ๐Ÿ˜

    • mickey

      It's a trap!!

  • jrk

    #13 Mind Blown

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #5 Still would.

    • jreddy23

      Yep…Right on schedule with the Brittany Spears/Christina Aguilera crazy whore phase.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        i thought you had to be successful before you could reach that stage

    • Billy

      Punch her in the face? Me too.

    • duke

      her hair isnt even cut….just a ponytail….jeez

    • Meow Mix

      Nope. I don't fuck lesbian, hillbilly chipmunks. Not today anyway.

      • Ooooh

        Tomorrow is a another day.

    • RnR

      Haha I get it, Helen Keller cut her hair so badly because she's dead!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      damn straight I'd do Helen Keller.
      I mean look at blind piece of ass

    • The_Hellequin

      Good on her for doing it; it's gotta suck when everything you do (like getting a f'ing haircut) becomes a reason for people to bitch about you.

      • LardyMCFry

        she is a sexy creature.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      I think she's cute. I think she's sexy and has grown up a bit…can the internet grow up a bit? no. So I guess we'll keep calling her names.

      • Starshiptrooper

        Popular no talent ugly white trash

    • bob

      I don't have a problem with the cut, it's the shitty dye job that turns me off.

  • Louis XIV

    #8 Yep, those are real…& they're spectacular-

    • Jesse

      THere's something wrong with her hand

      • weldsoft

        It's not in the kitchen?

    • FunKiller

      I would friend the hell out of her.

    • DDD

      She's all of 14…keep it in your pants.

      • sunshiney day

        yea, because John is ruin this site and his life by showing 14 year old cleavage…dumbass!

  • MAf



    • John

      I would suck a dick to get the opportunity to bang that Asian!

      • Tramp F. Artesian

        And that's how I know you're gay.

    • shamshe

      (NSFW) farangdingdong.com

      its a weird site, but that's where this girl is from and a bunch more fake pictures of overly busty asian girls

      • tim

        very creepy that you know that…

      • What_Tha

        farang = Thai word meaning "European" FWIW

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Attempted to titty-fuck; titties fucked me.

    • Chicky
  • blue_bronco

    #22 It's true. Pets do look like their owners! 'Merica!

    • Ned Ryerson

      He looks like he supports Penn State… BING!!!!!!!

      • Jesse

        That's not an insult. I'm proud of my degree and the work I put in. I will always support my school.

    • John

      That's a huge bitch!

    • sithney

      wow. jon snow put on some weight.

  • Wood

    #3 I love early DAR and I love that McKayla will laugh at herself. Well played!

    • Spencetron

      Sometimes you get the sense that people are just good and not idiots, i.e. McKayla Maroney. Othertimes you get #5

    • mickey

      Still a twat…

      • quailman8907

        Indeed you are.

  • Katie

    Denim Altoids…

    • JLay

      Grey Fried Shrimp.

    • Biggus Diccus

      White Pussy, the most delicious kind

    • Owen Smithers

      Khaki Egg Salad, Live at the Dome!

    • Crashfistfite

      Blue Burrito Bowl

    • http://www.facebook.com/hunt.brian Brian Hunt

      Black Hash Browns

    • Dan

      Black Pop Tarts.

    • 29er

      Khaki Banana….hmmmmm

    • Dem JEans

      Black Taco

    • Pit_Boss

      Denim Hashbrown

  • Jazz

    #1 "The 4 Stooges"

    • Laurie

      Good Lord, I'd love to be in that green room, no matter what show they're going on…

    • patov40

      Remember when all four of them were funny? Now I think I'd pay to see one of them. Maybe two.

    • josh

      Looks like Billy just told a joke.

  • Right on

    #48 Blue Guacamole

    • philag

      Right on! We have the same name!

      • gottaclimb

        Thank god you people didn't eat waffles last!

    • g-rodwarz

      Purple Polka Pussy !!!!!!!!! Thats my new band name!!! Beeoootch!!!

    • eLurker

      Black Fiber One Bar ???
      Don't think so…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #28 Sigh….. MOAR NATURALS!!1!

    – Fan testimonial: "Paula Rules…You halfwits drool. Disparaging Paula is like going to a bar for the first time and picking on the regulars. You end up looking like a tool. – ShakeyTheMoyle"

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Ur absurd

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Pot, this is kettle, over.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Its a compliment and it doesnt matter ur name is gern

  • Whoopi_G

    #40 I love me some Batman, but Vader would destroy him.

    • http://www.facebook.com/theduddler Erik Dudley

      As much as I love Batman, I don't like that Batman…Toronto Batman

      • Shay


    • poo

      goddamn wizard is using his wizard tricks on me

    • JHL1

      No Batman… I am your father.

  • craig

    #31 is awesome!

  • mdubs


    Dinner then dessert.

    • Miggy

      pizza pie?? :op

  • Retired Navy

    The God Fathers of Comedy!!!!

    Not first but close enough

    • Woody

      They need bigger suits

  • woof

    #31 awesome

  • captain infinity

    #1 Why so serious?

    • Cecil

      They are comedians after all

    • Lucky ducker

      the person taking the picture had just farted a nasty wet one

  • Ron

    #48. Khaki subway club FTW

    • BPD

      "Blue Plaid Doritos" has you beat sucka.

    • dragon2777

      denim meatballs

      • dragon2777

        I guess denim is not a color so blue meatballs

        • 29er

          haha blue balls.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Coyote Pork Tenderloin.

      • NOLAboy

        WTF kind of color is Coyote??

    • etcrr 131p

      Black Weiners

    • Your Mom

      Black Waffle

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      Black Buffalo Chicken Tenders

  • KCCO

    #14 – one of the C's circled your boobs – it's like a game plan

    • Kiki


    • FunKiller

      I think I'm falling in like with her. ……at a rapid pace!!

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