It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (25 Photos)

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  • pennywise79

    #2 next challenge: replacing door hinges.

    • guest

      That, good sir, is a smoke detector.

    • Details

      Except he's messing with the smoke detector.

  • NDChiver

    #16. This man is a genius!

    • Kodos

      Hunter S. Thompson, I believe.

      And that's *was* a genius…

      • Voice in the dark

        damn you football for not being on all year long

  • DickFister

    #19
    Tastes like ass

    • DaddyD

      I think you missed the joke here.

      • MylesofStyles

        I honestly laughed out loud at the irony of your comment. Well done.

        • trl87

          Ew, that's dirty… Why do I want lemonade now?

          • Seri

            Mmm sweet lemonade!

    • aVulgarSquirrel

      I think that was a rather fine alternative joke actually.

  • AssClown

    #7 More like sucking invisible dick and tickling balls.

    • darkSurge

      yeah, they spelled cock wrong.

    • McIrish

      True, gotta mind the balls.

    • Rusty

      Rusty Trombone – Level: Olympics!

  • JayJay

    FINALLY!!! I've been waiting for this gallery all day! Love and need me some motivation.

  • Tig ole bitties

    Sixth

    • M27

      That was impressive

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    #23
    hipsters don't have cars

    • Vent187

      It's keys to his moms minivan.

    • Mike

      Awfully fancy, but maybe goes to the bike lock?

    • Voice in the dark

      no, it goes to his moped

    • Ryan

      Where's the iPhone?

    • jaques

      phone, ipod, and camera. What about an iphone? too mainstream i guess

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #5 is definitely doing it right!

    • negative nancy

      I highly doubt looking at your mom's vag is considered "right", but hey, if you're in to that..

      • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

        Could be the babysitter? Nanny?

    • utfireman

      laughed my ass off at that one

  • Lebowski

    #21 is not upside down if you're doing it correctly

    • Ted

      It's not upside-down; it's a mirrored shot.

    • fiddledeedee

      Also, not upside down if she is doing the playing herself 😉

  • Rett

    #25 spelled 'surprise' wrong, even though it is spelled correctly in the picture. Fail-tastic.

    • Jeff

      This is from a movie. My Super Ex-Girlfriend.
      Look it up.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        I'll take your word for it.

    • Craigery

      The person who made the sign spelled "Supplies" wrong.

  • Acesevens

    #1 needs wheelie bars

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Or a Sikorsky S-74

    • Ken

      I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back , I want my baby back baby back baby back riiiibs… chiliiiiiiii's, baby back ribs!

    • hommedeglace40

      nice photo shop.
      there is no bike in the world that has a suspension that could hold that on it you would be crushing the back of the bike and your tire would be rubbing inside the fender but it is a could capitation lol

      • omgh4x

        it is a could capitation lol

        is a could capitation

        could capitation

        COULD CAPITATION!!!!!

    • hehe

      Rare photo of "Suck me dry" and his old lady…..

  • Jay

    #5

    Roast beef lips, yum!

    • Dan

      More like a sloppy wizards sleeve!

  • ChiveOn

    #5 I cried at my desk at this.

    • Obamablows

      Could have been "I'm thinkin' labiaplasty!"

  • Gibby

    #19 Great, now i will be singing that damn song for the next month….

    • JustAnotherGuy

      That's a Donkey, not a Horse. Just putting that out there.

  • Ging

    #3 My Question is why do you have a note pad when u have a phone and why do you have a camera when u have phone u carry all those devises when u could solve it with one good phone fucking stupid hipsters

    • truth

      I'll just fix that for you. #23 KCCO!

    • sloop

      it's easier to draw in a note pad and the batteries never die. a camera's only job is to take photos, a job it will always do better than a phone. a cell phone is like a swiss army knife. the tools work ok for what they are, but a stocked toolbox is still easier and more efficient to use.

      but yes, they are stupid fucking hipsters. if you can carry your glasses in your pocket, you don't need glasses.

  • Ging

    #23 i ment

    • dirtysteve99

      'meant'

  • FarknChiveon

    #4 "First, Mr. Samir Naga… Naga… Naga… Not gonna work here anymore, anyway."

    • Littlet

      Love the Office Space reference………….

  • SolidusSnake420

    #24 How did he start those chainsaws?

  • whyme1973

    #11 So wrong on so many levels.

    • P90

      Well he is absorbent and lives in a bikini bottom.

      • theForeigner

        and is friends with a crab, a furry squirrel, and is surrounded by fish.. ha

  • Bangerang

    #15 if you're thinking Arby's she needs some help.

    • Bangerang

      Dammit I mean #5 I blame the pop up ad on the bottom.

  • IrishInNJ

    #1 Fake #3 I don't get.

    • Ken

      Of course its fake! Doesn't mean its not funny!

      • IrishInNJ

        I beg to differ. No greater comedy than real life.

    • McChiver

      #3 is SlenderMAN. Download the game Slender, and you will understand. 😀

  • Schnizz56

    #19 oohh, sweet lemonade

  • drewdeze

    #19 made my day, i listen to this song at work when i feel im gonna kick one of my co workers in the face while they take a dump

  • Jcosta

    #8 Looks like that tiger in the back is about to have a nice foot sandwich

  • Brad

    #1 Either photoshopped or the best suspension on a bike ever!

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