A little inspiration goes a long way (31 Photos)

  • cristian said it

    never push just guido never lie

  • misschris

    #23 Smart man

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #26 wiser words have never been spoken before

  • Canucks_Rule

    #31 – seriously, pull up ur pants morons. give all us competent young'ns a bad name.

    • Neu

      I can't take that seriously because his jeans are too tight.

  • Mightyboosh79

    #19 Never really thought about this but true.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #8 read it in Morgan Freeman's voice

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      anything sounds good when Morgan Freeman says it. "the poop that took a pee."

  • dusty0601

    #1 So why do you still have billions?
    #12 SO true.

    • Axy

      He has also given billions to charity- he is one of the few responsible rich, and encourages other wealthy persons to donate large fortunes. Great man.

  • cristian said it


  • Erika

    for the loveless idiot that lost me.

  • Rob

    I read this in his voice #8

  • aVulgarSquirrel

    #25 will have me chuckling all day

  • Verbal_Kint

    #1 Can I please have one of your hamburgers?

  • Penal_Colony

    I love you Chive, but you're getting lazy. I've seen roughly half of these in several previous posts, and this just takes the cake:
    #28 is the same quote as #30

  • Frosterson


    Rest in Peace Levon!

  • Hucks

    #14 I miss Levon, Rick and Richard. Truly exceptional musicians.

  • Oscar

    Manning is full of shit. Humans aren't robots so they can't be expected to perform the same each time. His own record proves that.

  • JFrost

    #11 is bullshit. Why do we have to limit our love?

  • Steve_McQueen

    #1, Yeah but you can have like 100,000 Baconators, instead of just one Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.

  • notanuptowngirl

    #4 and #6 Learning both of these this week. I have entered into a no bullshit zone. It's nice here, who cares to join?

  • Stick

    Oh, I don't know, probably has something to do with those things called money and responsibly, doesn't it? Probably something with the law as well, now that I think about it.

    You can't just pick up and leave, go innawoods or something, not if you want to follow the law, or have any kind of steady employment again. It's not the fucking 20s.

  • Greg

    #24 I don't agree with this. "I'm offended by that" is just a polite way to say, "please, shut the fuck up."

    • Stick

      But, why do you even as 'Please shut the fuck up'?

    • Gibo

      At the very least it is saying "keep it to yourself".

    • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

      Greg, you need to stop being a idealist baby. Grow up and get real.

  • DeepestBlue

    I think what Payton Manning said should have been number two. It would be more appropriate. You can be the best surgeon in the world and know exactly what you're doing. It doesn't mean there's no pressure when you have someone's life hanging in tha balance.

  • Twin Cities Girl

    #6 needs to be put after every "friendzoned" post. #20 love it.

  • kbutt

    The time you enjoy wasting…is not wasted time.
    John Lennon

  • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

    #11, actually, it was Richard Grieco who said this.

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