Ben Ammons for Class President (9 Photos)

High schooler Ben Ammons ran a pretty epic campaign for class president. Not sure if he won, but I can't imagine he lost.

  • derp.

    he already stands a better chance than either clown we have trying right now.

    • chesterdrawers

      Yea, that rich pud of a republican…

      • dusty0601

        And that rich, arrogant clown of a democrat

        • I can't vote

          “Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” Isaac Asimov

          • dusty0601

            Caves of Steel was the shit!

        • I'm #1

          Right, Romney is not arrogant in the slightest.

    • Pat Brown

      Fuck Republicans AND Democrats.

      • NavyBoyTate

        Witty political comment that bags on both parties but also states a valid and concerning point.

  • McBoogerballs

    Well he better not be running for President of the Grammar Club.

    • James Ramos

      Good job on the proper use of the word well!

  • kyle

    #9 I lol'd

  • Hunter H


  • rsjem1979

    I'm voting for Steve Holt.

    • Nichael Bluth

      Steve Holt!

    • Tom Wilhelm

      Steve Holt!

    • @McBeastie666

      I think I'll pick Flick.

      • @McBeastie666

        No? don't want me mixing an Election reference in with Arrested Development? Ok. Duly noted.

    • classic

      Never Nude is the only vote in my book

    • Sean

      What a fun, sexy time for you.

  • tv_paul

    I give you the future President of the United States.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #6 He's got my vote

    • Deep Throat

      Candy-Coated Bribery.
      a time-honored tactic in class president campaigns

  • MylesofStyles

    I'm voting for Pedro.

  • Shant1k

    #8 that'll get 3/4 of his school to vote for him

    • grow up

      HA. It's funny because you don't like immigration! Just come out and say it: you fear other races.

      • The_Dood

        Just because he said that 3/4 of the school speaks Spanish, not only does he dislike immigration, but he also fears people of other races.

        Seems rational.

        • Shant1k

          or im just Canadian

      • Devil Doc

        Here I wasn't even thinking about the Spanish so much as the childhood obesity aspect. Maybe it's because I'm from Miami where English is a second language to most.

  • joe shabadoo


  • Mee

    so much better than romney2012

  • Steve

    I think Obama should hire Ben to run his campaign

    • MonkeyMadness

      It couldn't hurt.

  • Baladev Bishop

    dude is sick awsome !!

  • bkfrijoles

    I would vote for him

  • Fuck scroll ads


  • Steve

    An honest politician with a unique point of view? He’ll never succeed.

  • Needlegun13

    Like a fuckin BOSS!!!!! He's got my vote for sure!!

  • eric

    Way better than Obama and Romney.

  • Spelling Police

    That's usually the attitude of the people that can't spell. That, and anger due to their realized incompetence.

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  • Jack o' lantern

    Shame at your own inadequacies?

  • Underbaker

    If we can find him a birth certificate stating he is 35 I would vote for him, but make sure he has already been in office a few years before producing it.

  • Windy

    #4 is kind of fail… just a little.

  • Dee

    But they're in high school, they should know better..

    • s nutz

      What Ben Ammons is trying to accomplish here is humor through purposeful use of incorrect grammar. Laugh out loud.

      • socalmarti

        As a card carrying member of the grammar police, I completely agree. I think it's called irony. Which gives him a double win, triple if you're a spanish speaker #8

  • electric boogalo

    About the same intellectual content as the US presidential campaign ads.

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