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Ben Ammons for Class President (9 Photos)

August 14, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, WTF

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High schooler Ben Ammons ran a pretty epic campaign for class president. Not sure if he won, but I can't imagine he lost.

Category: Awesome, Funny, WTF

derp.

he already stands a better chance than either clown we have trying right now.

chesterdrawers

Yea, that rich pud of a republican…

dusty0601

And that rich, arrogant clown of a democrat

I can't vote

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” Isaac Asimov

dusty0601

Caves of Steel was the shit!

I'm #1

Right, Romney is not arrogant in the slightest.

https://www.facebook.com/patismaximus Pat Brown

Fuck Republicans AND Democrats.

NavyBoyTate

Witty political comment that bags on both parties but also states a valid and concerning point.

McBoogerballs

Well he better not be running for President of the Grammar Club.

http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

Good job on the proper use of the word well!

kyle

#9 I lol'd
Hunter H

Hilarious
rsjem1979

I'm voting for Steve Holt.

Nichael Bluth

Steve Holt!
http://www.facebook.com/tom.wilhelm.35 Tom Wilhelm

Steve Holt!
http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

I think I'll pick Flick.

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

No? don't want me mixing an Election reference in with Arrested Development? Ok. Duly noted.

classic

Never Nude is the only vote in my book
Sean

What a fun, sexy time for you.

tv_paul

I give you the future President of the United States.
crustybubblechunks

#6 He's got my vote

Deep Throat

Candy-Coated Bribery.
a time-honored tactic in class president campaigns

MylesofStyles

I'm voting for Pedro.
Shant1k

#8 that'll get 3/4 of his school to vote for him

grow up

HA. It's funny because you don't like immigration! Just come out and say it: you fear other races.

The_Dood

Just because he said that 3/4 of the school speaks Spanish, not only does he dislike immigration, but he also fears people of other races.

Seems rational.

Shant1k

or im just Canadian

Devil Doc

Here I wasn't even thinking about the Spanish so much as the childhood obesity aspect. Maybe it's because I'm from Miami where English is a second language to most.

joe shabadoo

0/10
Mee

so much better than romney2012
Steve

I think Obama should hire Ben to run his campaign

MonkeyMadness

It couldn't hurt.

https://www.facebook.com/baladev.bishop Baladev Bishop

dude is sick awsome !!
http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

I would vote for him
Fuck scroll ads

Lame
Steve

An honest politician with a unique point of view? He’ll never succeed.
Needlegun13

Like a fuckin BOSS!!!!! He's got my vote for sure!!
eric

Way better than Obama and Romney.
Spelling Police

That's usually the attitude of the people that can't spell. That, and anger due to their realized incompetence.
http://www.therightplanet.com/2012/08/high-schooler-ben-ammons-runs-epic-campaign-for-class-president/ High Schooler Ben Ammons Runs Epic Campaign for Class President | therightplanet.com

[...] See more of Ben Ammon’s epic campaign posters at The Chive … [...]
Jack o' lantern

Shame at your own inadequacies?
Underbaker

If we can find him a birth certificate stating he is 35 I would vote for him, but make sure he has already been in office a few years before producing it.
Windy

#4 is kind of fail… just a little.
Dee

But they're in high school, they should know better..

s nutz

What Ben Ammons is trying to accomplish here is humor through purposeful use of incorrect grammar. Laugh out loud.

socalmarti

As a card carrying member of the grammar police, I completely agree. I think it's called irony. Which gives him a double win, triple if you're a spanish speaker #8

electric boogalo

About the same intellectual content as the US presidential campaign ads.

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