Cats just don’t give a F#$% (Videos)

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And below is a link to the video that started this whole cat mutiny craze…
Teddy the asshole cat

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  • GernBlansten

    Nothing says "feline behavior modification" like airsoft.

    • Ken

      So true! Fun to hunt the cats with them! lol

      • @McBeastie666

        yeah…lol….animal abuse……………………awesome.

        • Ken

          Isn't it!

    • MylesofStyles

      Except "Super Soaker".

      • Paula_

        …filled with gasoline…

        And have randomly placed lit candles in the room…

        – the one who loves cats

    • Aphromartin

      A weak airsoft gun is like divine punishment to a cat. I trained 2 feral cats to behave, and well in a home with a small pistol.

  • Joe

    Cats don't care

  • prostreet68

    My cat does this on my dresser in the morning to wake me up. He checks between things to see if it was loud enough to wake me up.

  • Fuck Cats


  • Nick911

    "Dude your shits in my way"

  • Almoney13

    Theres nothing left… Try the lamp!!

    • Tony Westenra


  • BTME

    Should be filed under "shit you film when you are stoned."

  • Underbaker

    These are not my Friskies!

  • echogeo

    Ron Palillo, aka Horshack is dead. The cat still doesn't care.

  • Hefe77

    I'll never understand cat people, cats are terrible pets.

    • Zombie Kid


    • @McBeastie666

      I can understand cat people and dog people as I believe that they are both good pets and I'm not a dickhead.

      • Hefe77

        So just because I don't like cats, I'm an asshole? It’s called a preference, I didn’t say I like killing cats. By the way, if a dog owner dies in their home and they have a dog, the dog is most likely going to lie down next to their owner and die. If a cat owner dies, their cat will most likely eat the owner to say alive. Hmmm, which is a better and more loyal pet? Sorry, cats still suck

        • SKEEBLER


        • @McBeastie666


          To answer your question.

          • MylesofStyles


            • @McBeastie666

              Yeah…like the Beasty Boys right?

          • Hefe77

            You are a very open minded person. I'm glad you think that anyone who thinks differently must be an asshole.

            • I don't know


              To your point about cats eating you and dogs not thats not true. Dogs will eat you but only after they have started to starve and have nothing else to eat while cats will eat a dead body over their car food all day. I'm a dog person but cats are alright too.

            • @McBeastie666

              not everyone. but definitely you.

    • toward

      I'll never understand people. Just assholes with no excuses.

      • Hefe77

        I think cats make for less than desirable company, how does that make me an asshole? I explained my reasons, you only called me an asshole. I think that kind of makes you the asshole.

        • @McBeastie666

          nope. still you.

          • Hefe77

            So respresenting the Beastie Boys and the devil, cool.

            • @McBeastie666

              representing myself…thanks.

              But really. I came to the post because I saw a cat and said, "hey…like most of the internets, I enjoy cat pics and videos so let me check this out."
              And then there's you: "I hate cats and cat lovers…hey look! a cat post…let me go and be a dick to cat people!"
              therefore I came to the conclusion that you're a dickhead. But I'm sure there's something else about my username or something you can try to make fun of.

              • Hefe77

                I'm going to guess that you are a liberal because you have taken all of my comments out of context and turned them into hate in order to defend your comments. To recap, I said I don't understand cat people, not hate. I said cats make bad pets, not that I hate them. Actually, you called me an asshole for not being like you. I never made fun, just statements. You need to stop being so sensitive but mostly; you need to stop attacking people just because they are different. Stop spreading hate please, it’s way worse than preferring dogs.

                • Hefe77

                  By the way and before you even try to attack me again, I'm not a Republican I just pay attention to people and their tendencies

                  • @McBeastie666

                    So you're a keen observer of the human condition, but cat owners just baffle the fuck out of you? blow it out your ass.

                • @McBeastie666

                  wow. now there is no question your an asshole. way to bring politics into the cat thread. that's killing two birds with one stone. clicking on a post you already know you won't like, and then connecting that to liberalism. now if you come up with some derogatory nickname for the president like Obummer or Oblamer you'll hit the trifecta.

                  • Hefe77

                    I was actually talkiing about people from certain groups and their trends but it looks like I was right :-P

                    • @McBeastie666

                      yeah….that makes it better. way to thumb yourself up btw.

                    • Hefe77

                      way to avoid being wrong, thumbs up to you too now go back to asking if somebody wants fries with their burger.

                    • @McBeastie666

                      Oh, I know you want fries with that lardass.

                    • Hefe77

                      8% body fat at 34 years old, wrong again. Man my thumbs are starting to hurt.

                    • @McBeastie666

                      yup…I'm a cage fighter and a pilot and I'm dating a supermodel. your thumb is up your ass.

                    • Hefe77

                      I'm married to a model and fly Hornets. 2 combat air medals, more than 50 combat missions over Iraq and Afghanistan over two cruises. 340 carrier arrested landings with more than 180 at night. You're up fuckface

                    • @McBeastie666

                      My real name is Capt. 'Sully' Sullenberger.

                    • hefe77

                      Good to meet you Captain, I assume Marine or Air Force, maybe Army since you didn't use all caps like a Navy CAPT. My real name is LCDR "Hefe" McNeese.

                    • Hefe77

                      Sorry to butt heads with a fellow brother in arms but you sure did overreact and go after me for simply saying that I dont like cats.

                    • @McBeastie666

                      man you're an idiot I shouldn't be surprised that went way over your head and yet….
                      All in all it comes down to this. I came here because I own a cat, I like cats, and fuck you.
                      You came here to show how mature you are by posting your disdain for cats on a cat post…or something like that, right? Go fuck yourself. Hard. You fucking tool.

                    • Hefe77

                      Way to show some class. I'm permitted to say that I don't like cats, it's a free fucking country and I would expect somebody in the military to understand that. I'm guessing you are probably a helo pilot because youre fucking stupid and performed like shit in flight school. You better hope we don't cross paths "Sully" that I out rank.

                    • Hefe77

                      By the way shit for brains, I own a cat and a dog.

                    • Hefe77

                      I guess I should have expected you to still be a prick even fter I tried to be cool since you tried to flex your dong Mr cage fighting pilot and found out mine is bigger.

                    • @McBeastie666

                      man you're dumb. you should google Sully Sullenberg you fucking moron.
                      at least I didn't get under your skin and make you look like a fuckwad or anything. Ha. tool.

                    • Hefe77

                      · 17 minutes ago

                      I assume you meant "Sully" Sullenberger instead of Sullenburg. Spell it correctly next time you are trying to talk shit. Now you can go back to being a second rate UFC wanabe who has 5 hours in a 152 or a Cub while calling yourself a "cage fighter" and a "pilot."

                    • Cisco Kid

                      I hear you're working for the CIA. They wouldn't have you in the mafia! Why cant we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be frieeennnnds?

    • Lori Lynn Jackson

      Cats don't make terrible pets. You can leave the house and not worry that they will get into everything while you are gone. Cats are low-maintenance pets while dogs are high-maintenance. Also, cats can amuse themselves and are entertaining to watch, while dogs just sit there licking themselves. BTW, I like dogs too, I just don't have time to give them the attention they require.

  • jefftavolieri

    Does Bob's avatar make anyone else want to punch him in the face?

    • Paula_

      Hands! Off! My! Bob!!1!

      – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit that is fn' HILARIOUS!!! That made my week, and quite possibly my month! Thank you so much for that!"

  • iChive

    I think I saw this video originally posted on her e-harmony profile…

  • Ken

    It would be funny if the cat had a neck collar on like in The Running Man and at the end of the video, his head exploded… that would be legen… (wait for it) …dary!

    • @McBeastie666

      legen…dary…….oh, I remember when people used to say that…like "yeah, baby," "shagadelic," and "no soup for you!" Quaint.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        How you doin'?

        Could you *be* any sulkier?!

      • Ken

        McBeastie666… thank you… you are making me laugh and smile today!

    • Hefe77


  • in1ear&outurmother

    "Because FUCK YOU thats why"!!!

  • Nickey J
  • Doug

    Who let her out of the kitchen to play with a cat?

  • toward

    Whatever…every cat in the world does this. Post a video of a cat sleeping next?

  • Mike

    I remember my first day home from the institution, they gave me a cat also.

  • bigjay271

    Wow… come on chive… these videos suck. stop posting this shit.

    • jeffrico

      im thinking the same thing! ive not looked at one of these in forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Steve

    59 seconds I will never get back…

  • LucretiusCarus

    Wtf? It's not enough to surrender 50% of Saturday to this bullshit?

    • @McBeastie666

      you've surrendered?

  • Nicholas Luckner

    This was retarded….

  • jeffrico

    For a site i tell all my mates about, it has WAY WAY to much stuff about cats!

  • bigcityreem

    I'm pretty sure the cat is like, "obviously you're getting a kick out of this, so I'll just keep doing it."

  • theKid

    cats are the worst.

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