Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • Oltimey

    #10 K.C.C.O. Jr Chiver!

    • Bunny on nite shift

      I work at UC Davis! Awesome docs!

      • Yeah

        Tell that little Chiver hi from all of us!

    • Jamie

      Correction: KCACO!

  • chiveat5

    Yesss before I leave work

    • guest

      #42 for the win. good god. who is she

      • Sachiel

        nikki sims or nikkis playground.

    • felipe

      #48 i guess they fixed your broken heart…

  • jay

    #1 friendzone level 9999999

    • http://www.facebook.com/roger.breit Roger J. Breit

      Please let this guy be gay because otherwise the denial and blue balls and hours of listening hopelessly to her bitch about how poorly guys treat her are this dumb schmuck's past, present and future.

      • Underbaker

        You seem to have a very intimate knowledge of the pains involved in being friend zoned. Are you the previous record holder?

    • db3300

      I don't know what the highest level was before but this guy just put the record out of reach.

    • Joel

      Friendzone, Epic Mount

    • trl87

      friendzone level 'GAY'

      • Kevin

        Friendzone Pony

      • Bob

        Yeah she probably gets off on emasculating this poor oaf

  • Acesevens

    Save a horse ride a nerdboy

    • Derp_Free_Zone

      One does not simply horsey ride his way into the bedroom.

    • Immortalhippo

      The sad thing…This guy is my doppelganger.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #28 Murphy?

    • https://www.facebook.com/JayAirMe Jeremy DeAnda

      its made out of fuking wood, how great can it be…

    • Mr.Eff

      http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Sentry_bot The Japanese owe Bethesda for copyright infringement.

      • nevermore

        i had the exact same thought when i saw it, i can hear the squeeky wheels now

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        they don't actually fire bullets, just plastic pellets. Here's all the real info

        • Yeah

          The fact that you knew this makes me love you.

    • bud

      about fucking time

    • Zirra

      Be advised to watch the fuck out every 28 days!

      • polaroids

        false alarm what girl is going to be smiling when that rolls around

        • Dr_StrangePants

          the one inside

    • brad

      If it was really a robot it wouldn't need a pilot.

    • Phox

      That's one badass machine alright, but that's beside the point. Find that smokin' pilot!

    • truth

      1 RPG away from being a bad idea

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      you have 5 seconds to comply….

      • Yeah


    • TJ_Designs

      One step closer to Gundams…

    • 6655321

      No one got your reference. Sad. Maybe it's because it doesn't have chainsaw hands and flamethrower breasts with it's d cups full of justice.

    • Kamfher

      you can also use your iPhone to control it. . .

    • virtuoso09

      Whatever you do, don't tell jokes around this thing.

  • FunKiller

    #24 All ready for the strip club!

    • DaddyD

      Maybe he's just been?

      • FunKiller

        Are you saying he works at a gay strip club for fat guys?

    • bbbrrrmmm

      You can see in the back ground he graduated from BYU. He's going to have a hard time finding a strip club in that town.

      • Scott

        Provo sucks so many balls! Go utes!

  • balls


  • listen lady

    #21 I think I'm gay now. Thanks Chive…

    • bob

      I'd be willing to help you verify that theory… ;)

    • FunKiller

      I'd go gay for that too….wait, I'm already a lesbian though……just happens I'm in a man's body…..I'm ok with that!

    • Lea

      Why do you think I come here everyday?

      • https://www.facebook.com/mkmanley1678 M.k. Manley


    • Tuttified


  • HOOK

    #21,#34,#39,#42#51..'Bandit,looks like we got ourselves a Convoy of absolute perfection here"…WHEW.

    • Melkhiordarkblade

      And yet none of them care what you think. Nor will they ever date you…..ever.

      • Giggles

        Melkhiordarkblade, why so mean? :(

        • Yeah

          Because he's projecting.

    • Yo Mamma

      #42 looks like Brittney Spears

      • Matt

        Next Door Nikki – NSFW

    • http://twitter.com/JohnGre38805239 @JohnGre38805239

      FIND THEM ALLLLLLLL!!! Esp #21, #42, #51… I love you Chivettes!

    • sixdeadelves

      #34 is that antifreeze

      • tralfaz

        Does it really matter?

    • Person

      This dar is out of control

    • Guest

      This isn't a convoy, its a dream!

    • Jay

      although they are all very fine….34 is IMO probably the best looking one!

  • suck me dry

    every last drop

    • HOOK

      Take it to the base.

  • GI Joe

    #42 My kind of accessory…

    • Chim Richels

      Next Door Nikki – or her real name Christina Kuehner. Used to bar tend at a bar in Naperville, IL. She's very hot and very short.

      She also has like two kids now. Bummer.

      • FunKiller

        And her house got foreclosed on two years ago…….bummer.

    • Jim

      Ya know how I know I'm gay? She driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee….

      • Salt

        I thought that too – not because I'm gay, but because I recognize it from owning one myself. But I think it's either a Liberty or Commander – they have the same interior but the window on a GC is less steep where as the Libby and Commander is more boxy. Look at the angle of the grab handle.

        • Jim

          Ha, was actually thinking that after I posted, but because it has round vents, not rectangle. I agree with the window angle, guessing Commander.

          • Applefish

            We are missing the point here. ;)

          • Jeff

            Commander for sure, mine didn't come with one of those. Must be part of the Limited package.

        • Bry

          You're looking at the car?

    • TheSurlyOne

      Is she a standard feature?

    • Kyle

      next door nikki. nsfw stuff out there.

    • Ned Ryerson

      Next Door Nicky ……

    • http://twitter.com/dbumbaco @dbumbaco

      Who is that??

      • nick

        google nikkis playmates…enjoy

    • TJ_Designs

      But can she drive a stick?

    • DTPow

      I'd let her shift my gears.

    • onethirdjewman

      Um, she should really put on her seat belt…

  • Chester

    I like big sloppy water balloon boobs

    • Notme

      I like tiny perky boobs.

      • Chester


        • chesterdrawers

          I like boobs…

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yea do u think daddy paid for those too?

  • FunKiller

    #42 You can be my chauffeur anytime….anytime!!!

    • Kyle

      next door nikki. nsfw stuff out there.

      • FunKiller

        So…..does she chauffeur?

        • Applefish

          "Baby you can drive my car… Beep beep, beep beep, Yeah!"

      • guest

        she's so hot….are you sure that's next door nikki?

        • hara

          12K$ leather seats… fucking RUINED!

    • John

      I wish I was that seat…or the steering wheel….or the shift stick. Any would suffice

  • Average John

    #48 #49 Glad everything went well. :) KCCO

    • $am

      Good to hear…OH, and MOAR!!

  • HatBomb

    #7 Can you blame the man, she is a friggin 10!

    • Isaac

      I'm ill informed, who is the girl?

      • HatBomb

        Miranda Kerr, I believe she is married to Orlando Bloom, so that sucks.

  • that guy

    #35 …and thats why I never take acid on my way to the bank.

    • bob

      And I spent the $500 I got from the guy on Hookers and Blow… Had to scrub my wand after that one!

      • jasgat66

        Wait.. Wait.. Did I read this right??? He did this in Iran?? Invisible or not you really need to rethink things dude…

        • smdh

          i'm calling BS on this too. although, he's obviously on meth. and tweakers do have a knack for going to iran and robbing banks. why did they even bother posting this obvious lie?

    • Underbaker

      How stupid can he be, everyone knows those arches on either side of the doors at a bank are anti-magic devices.

  • Dixey_Normous

    #34 This proves that not only milk does the body good ! DAMN!!!
    #42 this is definitely an excuse to leave the kitchen, but you probably still can't drive.

    • McIrish

      #34 looks like she's drinking antifreeze.

      • electric boogalo

        #34 I thought she was drinking bubbles.

        • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

          I was gonna say shes drinking Bubbles from one of those giant containers ;P

  • 'Merica

    Early DAR is early.

    • alwayscomplains

      too early

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    #17 You have to love Great American Bull Dogs…and cute owners.

    • Chivettest

      My dog rules! Little monster is 8mos old and already weighs more then me.

      • AtticusPinch

        Is that an Argentine Dogo?

      • FunKiller

        Hah, yea I have a Bulldog and Bullmastiff……great looking dog btw, not so bad yourself!!

    • Rahm Emanuel

      What her boobs got smaller,…oh there is a dog in the pictures uhhh.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Fun Fact: She actually shrunk, the dog stayed the same size

    • Baer

      Has noone else noticed that this dog has a hitler mustache?!?!?!

  • FunKiller

    #49 Glad everything turned out great. Now let's see some moar…….please!! :-)

    • The Andychrist

      You wanna see her scar? o.0

      • FunKiller

        ….kinda, yea!

        • Jen

          love yer dress!

          • FunKiller

            Umm…..I'm not wearing a dress……or anything else for that matter!

            • Jen

              well, you would look cute in that dress!

              • FunKiller

                Fuck, now I'm blushing…..thanks!

    • Salt

      Kirsten Dunst?

      • FunKiller

        No, not Kirsten Dunst….but she is hot!!

  • Gonzalez


    • ucf27

      Next Door Nikki…NSFW

    • theKev

      Nikki Simms aka Next Door Nikki

      • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

        I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.

  • M-Shizz

    #41 NOMMMM


    #2 push push push push push push…. I hate my generation

    • Nishtai

      I hate your generation too

    • trl87

      Just wait til our generation gets done raising the next one…

      • JESSE

        the nation will have collapsed by then and values with substance will have reemerged. Unfortunately the cost will be millions of lives, including individuals worth giving a damn about.

        • truth

          History is filled with generations of great people forgotten when societies collapse. It just sucks to be the last generation in line before the collapse.

  • DanTheMan

    #21 FTW

  • tv_paul

    #42 And the latest in Air Bag technology: The Naked Britney Spears look a like air bag. It deploys & grabs the drivers knob.

    • zgl

      i thought she looked like britney or her sister too.

    • usmc_chiver


    • Dr_StrangePants

      next door nikki?

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