I hate my job (27 Photos)

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  • Chiefhenry27

    #8 makes the trip shorter to wash your hands after

    • http://twitter.com/lukeskynski @lukeskynski

      Sparty & sanitation dept go hand-in-hand

    • FunKiller

      Same time if you're careful enough!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh the looks on peoples faces when they walk in on you while you're taking a shit….

      Imma gonna try this, don't care if the toilet is still working.

      – Fan testimonial: "Waiting all day to see your comments. Just made my boring day. – COCO"

  • Ken

    Does #8 include a number 2?

  • Steve

    #2. I would love to wrk there. Never have to walk by the boss's door to take dumpski

    • Med

      you'd have to smell said dumski, all dayski

      • Obviously

        Or you could flush and spray

        • FunKiller


    • drew

      Does your boss give you shit for doing so now?

    • Ryobi

      that stinks

  • Dollface

    #25 Is bad ass! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Joe

      I don't know about "bad ass" but it is pretty funny.

      • techno_viking

        If by "bad ass" you mean currently unemployed, then sure, he's a "bad ass" alright…

    • Visitohr

      Hope he has some spare rearlights

  • tv_paul

    #12 LMFAO, Every day I'm shufflin'

    • FunKiller

      I wonder if his name is Jack?

  • B Dub

    I'm sure #23 's co-workers don't hate their job…

    • iXOredheds


    • Moarlok

      could use MOAR

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Me likee her dimples!

    • lukitas


    • Jimmy

      A Bakken baby!

    • alwayskcco

      i would like to drill her..

      • Daniel Tosh

        you sir are a virgin

    • Ryobi

      fvck yeah

    • Kyle

      She misspelt "fields"…

      • #23

        #23 here… and thanks for that one… I laughed when I read your comment

        • PermianCoMan

          field geologist?

    • Tomas

      Very Jennifer Garner-ish. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Not trolling.

      Seriously? Standards, people. Cute at best.

      • northerner

        No, she's beautiful. You lose.

  • james

    #10 looks far from sanitary!

    • http://twitter.com/TheButtonz @TheButtonz

      It stank. I ran.

  • Steve McQueen

    Am I the only one getting audio ads on the chive? It's getting to where it plays loud at work, and i have to scramble to turn my speakers off. What gives??

    • Chris

      Dude, ad block plus for firefox fixes that problem. Or any ad block for any web browser for that matter…

      • Herp

        A lot of work computers have software that keeps you from installing things. But thanks for that useless repetitive advice.

  • Bob

    #23 I'm speechless … She is beyond beautiful

    • ChestRockwellz

      The fact that she is out earning what she has is a bigger turn on for me. Do work!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.kroner Mike Kroner

    #5 Oh look the P3 Orion is broken again! Hated working on that thing sometimes.

    • lance

      some of us unlucky fuckers still do.

      • Robert

        I'm sitting in the pilot seat right now. prop balance is taking forever!!!

    • troy

      Not like the NAV does anything anyway…..

      • Robert

        haha and what branch are you in?

        • Robert

          Nevermind I read that wrong. haha I work on EP-3s. we have pos 5 and 6 together and pos 6 is the NAV.

      • ghostofmlg

        Somebody has to get the coffee and peanut butter sammiches for the pilot.

  • bz1

    #23 Gorgeous eyes! MOAR, please!

    • Drake

      yes pls!! Moar!!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

    #23 you have a bright future here at Chive Industries…..



      • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten


  • Canucks_Rule

    #18 – nice.

  • Panda

    #25 Laughed far too hard at this

  • Verbal_Kint

    Bravo #25. I salute you.

  • jrk

    #23 It's a rare ND Chivette… Hello from a fellow ND Chiver

    • Civil

      And another. Hey guys!

      • jrk

        KCCO from the SW part of the state

        • YOYO

          Get a room!!!

    • Oilfield Girl

      Wow! We're in the same state. That means I want you inside me.

    • reggy

      ND represent!

    • Orr

      ND air force man, so good to see a chiver up here

      • Truth

        My wife and I just moved from Valley City to Makoti. It really is as fucking crazy out here as everyone says it is. Nice to see there's a few fellow ND chivers to help remind us to KCCO.

        • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.mccarthy.96 Ryan McCarthy

          KCCO from Williston, ND here! This state sucks, but w.e. out here making money!

  • tomchalm

    #23 the eyes i know people have already posted, but for the love of theChive FIND HEEEER!

    • jasgat66

      Ok Tom… I'll go out on a limb here and I might be wrong..but.. I'll start looking in all the oil fields in North Dakota… Why don't you hit South Dakota and check all the Piggly Wigglys… God Speed Tom…

  • FarknChiveon

    #20 That's a pretty clean bunch of cables. You should see some of the shit around here; it's a regular Gordian knot.

    • FunKiller

      That mess would drive me crazy. Velcro – works wonders.

  • HumpDan

    #23 – That beautiful thing is from North Dakota?

    My opinion of North Dakota completely changed.

    • Kristen

      She's probably a dyke. North Dakota is full of faggots and pussies.

      • NotCoolBro

        Hey so Kristen, FUCK OFF!

      • Olivia

        Hey Kristen… I'm actually married to a Marine… but thanks for being jealous anyways!! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Johnson

        Good personality.

      • Alex

        I feel like someone from ND may have wronged you in some way.

      • Truth

        I'm sure you have proof.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lindsey.hellman Lindsey Hellman

      I was born and raised in ND….. It's a beautiful place. The oil fields are booming right now, she could be from anywhere, but Hey… Love!

  • Lisa

    Today is the only day off I'll have in a stretch of 21 days. I should be out cutting the grass or whatever. Grocery shopping. Crap like that. What've I done? Got drunk last night, slept in til 10 today, watching Shark Week and I've chived. lol ๐Ÿ™‚ How many fucks were given? Not 1. ๐Ÿ˜€

    #14…good luck and have fun. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Penis Wrinkle

      How 'bout a rimmer to send you on your 21 day stretch?

    • MylesofStyles

      I would have done the exact same thing, except I would have mixed in a whole lot of masturbation and Doritos.

  • Leroy Jenkins

    Who's the lazy fucks that live here?

    • http://twitter.com/TheButtonz @TheButtonz

      That's my pic of the call centre office fridge… I just wanted to KILL IT WITH FIRE but I Kept Calm and Carried On My Lunch Outta There!

  • SpartyOn81

    #8 is just a prank….

  • http://www.facebook.com/nick.hoth Nick Coldathanapolabearstoenails Hoth


  • Shepard Wong

    #24 Where is that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002285484859 B.j. Searle



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