A new batch of mail order brides need shipping labels (38 Photos)

  • HariboEggs


    • d-bag


      • Ralf Rammler

        …I don't understand this game

    • http://www.facebook.com/jefffsmith Jeff Smith

      You both spelled douchebag wrong

    • ksc

      please stop with the first thing…its fucking stupid

  • Bill

    I guess the plan is to move to Utah so i can get all of them

    • TheBAMFinater

      Having grown up in Utah, I find your comment hilarious.

      • realio

        watch Big Love and you might reconsider

        one woman is enough trouble…

    • Humphrey

      You sir, are a fucking genius.

    • CaptMike

      STILL living in Utah, that doesn't work, educate yourself fool… but i do need the details on how to order one of these ladies. Unrelated…I also need a good divorce attorney.

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        Sorry wrong website. Dr.Phill's is the next one over.

        • Mormon nut


      • sadman


        This should cover polygamy and "Deseret's" struggle to become a Mormon state (synopsis: Fed said that the state would be called Utah and that they had to make a constitution which opposed Mormon prophesy).

    • keith

      i was thinking the same thing

      • Kristen


  • Juan R


  • DWolf

    I'll order #21

    • Dingus

      Too late – I already placed my order with express shipping.

  • Andy Valentine

    I just found a market stall that only sold cream, custard, jelly and sponge.

    It was a trifle bizarre.

  • RF3

    And #1's address is…?

  • MylesofStyles

    These models would sell a lot better if they had their voice box removed.

    • errrr

      Russian accents are the sexiest things on earth. You're a tool-

      • MylesofStyles

        Da. Olga eez Ruskie, number von shot putter, end eez very sexy, no? I must break you.

  • Bilbo Braggins

    If any one of those girls comes to America looking like they do in these photos I'll cut off my left nut.

    • chesterdrawers

      I just placed an order homie, break out the hobby knife…

    • 65massey

      Cut off both and I'll bring a few over!

  • *dash*

    I'll add #3 #6 #29 to cart

  • Happy

    #34 Return to sender -_-

    • RYNO!

      Look at those headlights! You can always brown bag it if her face isnt up to your standards… or just get that nose fixed. Besides, the ugly ones make the best sammiches.

      • Mark

        Fake boobs are fake.

    • Sad

      I guess I may not have been the only one to think that she may have previously been a 'he'.

    • noodle

      We are not going to give you a refund because we believe you have used it at least once.

  • Muad dib

    #30 Tremendous…

  • http://www.facebook.com/HunterCastaldi Hunter Castaldi

    # 16 gorgeous.

    • You're Welcome


  • that_dude_b

    #1 DIBS!!

  • Meh

    #1: Knee pads are standard for that model.

  • https://www.facebook.com/chris.quagliata.5 Chris Quagliata

    Ill be happy if you send me #3 please. Thank you

    • Notme

      my winner

  • Jeff

    I'l ltake a #4 & a #16

    • Jeff

      #16 looks a lot like Nicole Montero

    • Person

      Exactly the two I was thinking

    • C de Burque

      Damn Jeff you got good taste bro. The #4 looks like a young lori loughlin. I 2nd Jeff's picks

  • Biff T.

    Is there any type of discount if you order in bulk?

  • Steve

    #14 is so hot… That I would wait until she was ubber sick and gather up all her snotty tissues. Then I would squeeze all the flem out of them and use them as lub to rub one out to her pick

    • Woody

      That was well thought out, Steve, oh….and you sound as dumb as a rented mule.

      • Steve

        I'm just fuckig around. Try it though. Think of re dick things u would do because a girl is so gorgeous.

    • CaptMike

      I appreciate the amount of thought, but the pic itself will do just fine; no snot needed

    • morebeer

      Creepiest thing I heard in a long time

    • Jizz

      And then re-use those tissues to clean up the stomach pancake…

  • tdr

    Good lord … best mail order catalog ever. Way too many amazing choices!

  • chesterdrawers

    #3 #18 #24 com with me, no, you wont need any panties…

  • The Buddha

    #21 dibs

    • Jammers


  • RiloSilo

    The funny thing is she doesn't know that's poison sumac..

    • Bubba

      It's Hedera, moron!

      • Josh

        Hey Bubba is that Hedera Helix? That stuff is destructive.

        #37 has amazing eyes. mmm and mmm

  • http://www.facebook.com/christian.stephens.ctd Christian Stephens

    you guys should include the price tag underneath the photo..

  • Aleky

    #6 #11 #16 #19 #25
    For the win

    • nate33uc

      #16 cant be real…good gawd

    • bdg

      I bet they're all C.O.D

    • Underbaker

      When does the cooking part of the competition begin?

  • http://www.facebook.com/ChristophRead76 Read J. Christopher

    "OK, great picture. Now back to the Opium Den until we get some bites"

    • Hara


    • sweet jesus

      You R too funny lmfao.

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