Animals that don’t suck (35 Photos)

  • Bee

    Some awesome pets right there!

    • True Story

      Funny, I said the same thing on the hump day post…

    • ghostofmlg

      Except for the 11 photos with cats in them. They suck.

  • km23

    #4 epic game face

    • hard time

      I think he just called me racial/homophobic slur

  • Xrate Decoy

    #7 dafuq did you put on me?

  • Andy Valentine

    Took me four or five takes to realise I wasn't supposed to be watching the bell.

    Who needs a bell on an elephant anyway? Are you telling me you can't hear it coming?

    • Elephant Coming

      Ugh, uugh, uuugh, uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUgh! Honey, could you light my cigarette…I don't have any thumbs.

  • joshP

    #35 get better big guy!

    • doug dino

      Seconded,,,, that's one of my worst fears right there… So glad he made it out still breathing.

    • RYNO!


    • sheesh

      Maybe instead of "keeping calm and chiving on", you should have got off the damn computer and been watching your dog. Or at least make sure a dog can't open the gate before you let it into the yard. I bet the dog also loves the lack of attention as you stare at your computer to "KCCO"…

      • unamused

        some jackass has to go and say s**t like this every time. why would a chiver troll another chiver who needs support? it's completely missing the point of this community of awesome.

        • sheesh

          I'm not "trolling", I'm simply saying that sometimes it's time to get off the computer and provide attention to the ones you love. My point is that the dog "snuck through the back gate". I think more care could have been taken to prevent this.

          KCCO doesn't help the dog at all. KC, maybe. Not CO. Just use your heads people…

          • FunKiller

            Wow you're a fucking idiot.

      • HatBomb

        Douche. Bag. Off to reddit with you, we have no room for your kind here.

  • FionnR

    #31 …I fucking hate kids

    • Ummm...

      "Excuse me… WTF are you doing?"

  • gdubz



  • Sio

    #35 Who cuts onions at 2am?

    • Kristen

      Lonely jerkoffs.

  • AusChiver

    #14 Nothing can look quite so indignant and utterly betrayed as a guinea pig that's been bathed

  • Loopan

    #3 I'll check your six buddy !!

  • Kodos

    Excuse me, I'm trying to lick my vasectomy scar, here.

  • krista

    #26 gets funnier and funnier

    • Kzo

      French kiss, You're doing it wrong!

  • Herb

    #30 Seriously?!? You can't open 3 minutes early?

  • heywood jablowme

    #24 dyslexic much?

    • yan


      • Dan


      • Imzkid


  • Mito

    #29 Damn dogs have the best poker faces.

    • Jackson

      Not my golden retriever. He's always smiling when he bluffs.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #10 At first glance holy crap!

  • coolaid

    #35 I hope he will be so good..

    • uh...


      • FunKiller

        Translation: Hope he gets better.

  • Toby


    • Looters

      That was my first reaction too and I was gonna post the same thing

      • Kristen


  • Scott

    "I iz sik. Bring me soup, plez?"

    • StevieB

      You spelled "soop" correctly.

  • jimmyjames2

    My 5 year old son laughs his ass off at the Animals that don't suck posts. Thanks Chive!

  • Scion

    #35 He probably noticed a female in the area ready to mate, they can't help themselves but try to get out.

    • HatBomb

      The things we'll do for a piece of ass…

  • supersport

    #1 So funny

  • TheFifthIngredient

    #10 Hilarious! My dog would steal baby dolls and stuffed animals from the neighborhood kids. Terrifying when you saw her dragging around what at first appeared to be a lifeless newborn child or animal.
    #34 MOAR of the sexy Chiver next to the dog! Bonus points for the adorable pug.

  • Ispeakchive

    #1 If it shits on floor, it is an animal that DOES suck

    • StevieB

      It's a cat. It sucks.

      • ghostofmlg


    • Some Bloke

      It may be sick, scared or in some way upset. Its a cat, it doesn't do these things to upset humans, its doing the best it can in a human-made environment.

      • Ispeakchive

        Really, I didn't know that, I was under the impression that cats understood our language,etiquette and social standards. Thanks for the education.

    • Byron_Black

      He wrote a confession and is wearing that around his neck! Show some forgiveness.

  • requo

    "I just got DUMPED Text ME :)" theChive are you so desperate for advertisement? Really?

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