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Bota Bota is no ordinary ferry (30 Photos)

August 15, 2012 | In: Awesome, Beautiful, Travel

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: It gets cold in Montreal, let’s start right there. To fight the cold a mid-century ferryboat resting on the St Lawrence river called Bota Bota was restored and converted into a unique spa resort for 10 million dollars. The spa is set on 5 levels for a total surface of 3150m² (33,900 sq. ft.) and has pretty much everything you’d expect from a spa plus the beautiful view.

BOATS!

FIRST ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BOAT POST!!!!!!!!

BOAT!

BOAT! BOAT! BOAT!
Lolasaurus

GTFO and grow up.

BOOOOATS!

BOATS! BOATS! BOATS! BOATS! BOATS! BOATS! BOATS!

skyfireCO

Becky impression from How I Met Your Mother?
Lolasaurus

GTFO and go drown on a craptastic inflatable duck.

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IrishInNJ

But do they serve Poutine?

Verbal_Kint

yes, but they call it roasted baby carrots with a balsamic glaze and tofu "curds"… So, i guess, no…

http://www.facebook.com/russel.strawserfox Russel Strawser-Fox

i like this
Unfkngblvbl

Build's spa to fight cold temps………………..puts pool and showers outside.

M T L

Look at pic #28.
Far left condo, top floor. My house.
Not kidding.

electric boogalo

So it's a $10M hot tub and a sauna?
Berryrules

Montréal rules !!!
vagabond

Boats & hoes!
Jeff

I never implied that. get out of chive, dbag. Darrelly does not KCCO.

Applefish

Reported.

Boomer Sooner

Damn it, I don't want racist/offensive stuff on here, but now I want to know what it said hah.

Yeah

Chive, can't you do something about this??
https://www.facebook.com/RWGriswold669 RW Griswold

#9… really? they couldn't have waited 2 seconds for her to move out of the shot, or asked her not to move if they wanted her in the shot?
http://www.facebook.com/sean.cyphers.7 Sean Cyphers

How long before the place starts to smell, like a dead fish in a sweat sock?

bob

Not long, then they just move it to France!
heywood jablowme

that depends on whether or not you plan on visiting.

https://www.facebook.com/fredmasse Fred Masse

J’habite à 10 minutes de ce spa et je ne le savais même pas.

chuck

whats that fred??? you pooped in the refrigerator???? and you ate a whole wheel of cheese????

MylesofStyles

He said that he lives 10 minutes from this place and doesn't even know it…and that he passed a whole wheel of cheese out his ass.

twoedges

can you get a happy ending at this spa is my only question

william

nop lol only if u bring ur own bitch

Kcruz09

I would never want to get out. Air is fuckin cold.
https://www.facebook.com/joel.b.stpierre Joel BigSlice St-Pierre

Right beside my workplace!
Dave

Chive on from Montreal!!
Anthony Hadley

One more reason I love Montreal.

Nascar69

Name another reason to love it?

william

bitches

DemonIAm

#9 And apparently, this place is haunted.

http://www.mooseknucklesforeveryone.com Wagonist

….by a 1920's era woman's prison inmate?

CallMe Maybe

Where is the vending machine for the ketchup chips?
Nascar69

Habs still suck! And they don't speak English at the spa, why do I have french on all my stuff in Alberta. Double standard.

Seb

Go suck Harper's dick with your Canadians redneck friends.

btown

nice to see Canadian politcs on the chive message board
-Burlington Chiver

http://www.pettingyourmomsbeaver.ca Wagonist

It is doubtful that they do not speak english at the Spa. If you've ever been to Montréal (which I'm willing to bet you haven't) you'd know that it is actually a fairly bilingual city (depending on what neighbourhoods you go to). Besides, it would not be in the companies best interest to alienate potential clientele from the UK, or the US.
heywood jablowme

my Canada includes Quebec, but, not necessarily all Quebecers.
Cassy

Wow, ever been to Montreal? Most people speak english and will be more than happy to help you out in your mother tongue. And if their english is limited, they'll still try to help you out. It's one of the friendliest and most fun cities ever!

papafix

Read carefully, you bastard. If Montreal is what it is right now, it's because of the francophones. We have our own culture, and our language. Calling us frogs is considered a big insult, and is a form of hate against our whole society.

Larry

Lighten up, Francois.
hmcse

A lot of people in your province are constantly pissing people in the rest of the country off, so what do you expect? You have your culture of annoyingness, political extortion and blackmail and we'll have our culture of being sick and tired of it all.

Cassy

'Cause Harper is doing Canada any good???

Kzo

Speak french.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
dick

why u trick us with "…everything you’d expect from a spa plus the beautiful view" and then no sho hot girls?!

Dave

Come to Montréal my friend, I promise, you wont be desapointed

Retired Navy

2 Things that need fixing to make this a real hit:
1. A real bar
2. Spell "Boat" properly (Bota???)

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