Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • saltygary

    What else is there to say?

    • Fog Ducker

      Greatest HUMP DAR EVER. Smashing job ladies, keep up the great photography and lunges.

      • edslerson


  • SaltLakeChiver

    #34 – I love Hump DAR. Especially when it's early.

    • kh2the1

      There needs to be a third picture showing it all off… #34

      • ZenkTheTanK

        #34 🙂

    • KyleGamgee

      You make it hard

      to Keep Calm,

      but Chive on!!

    • foul83

      Niiiiice backside. Whoever took those pics probably didn't make it to pic three.

  • Craig

    Oh herro prease, early DAR is quite nice…

  • johnnycakes


  • tv_paul

    #4 Doh…I mean Doe

    • Needing a Trollop

      You were right the first time #20

      • Dr_StrangePants

    • ragepaige

      If you put your ear to her vagina…you can hear the ocean…

      • Kristen

        That explains the crab population.

        • wdh

          ewww you have a crab population? that's nasty dude.

  • FunKiller

    #8 Just spectacular *cue slow clap*

    • Jason

      Yeah, this pic is just not getting the attention it deserves!

    • chesterdrawers

      Gawd Daom!!!

  • SaltLakeChiver

    First to give you a thumbs down.

    • Alperen

      14 th to give you a thumbs up.

  • HOOK

    #3 Takes it.God Damn

    • Rocks Off


    • Good lord

      Dat ass

    • knotmee

      why the fuck is she standing like a goat?

  • United State of ME

    Early DAR!!!

    #36…WTF it's hump day

    • FunKiller


    • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

      Fuck you Science!

  • chirp

    #39 KCCO little man

    • kmac

      Stay strong little dude!!!!

    • MCMLX

      All the best wee man,all the way from Scotland!!

    • Lower

      Kick its ass champion.

    • Terry

      this guy wins it. go dude KCCO little man we got ur back

    • Miguel

      KCCO. I know a couple of young men your age who kicked cancers ass with chemo. It sucks but you can beat it.

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        I've seen too many of my students go through chemo and every time it breaks my heart but their attitudes are always so inspiring and they make me so proud. It still makes me say screw you cancer. KCCO little guy!

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      Fight on! My kid went through 853 straight days and is DONE! You are a warrior! You will win!

    • soph

      Kick the crap out of it little man, you can do it. From Paris, France

      • Realio

        Ya, be strong we're in life together on earth

        The map your told is not the territory

  • Zak

    #3 #8 I love HUP DAR!!!!

    • Zak

      Hump…… typing to fast fall.

      • FunKiller


        • guest


          • FunKiller

            Too much fail too fast.

            • tv_paul

              Isn't that a Vin Diesel movie?

              • FunKiller

                Or every movie he's made!

  • Nicky B

    #9 fire… burn it with FIREEEEE

    • Don't worry about it

      She looks like Kevin from "the office"

      • Jim


    • basic

      Who let it breed? There isn't enough whiskey in Tennessee to tap that….

    • zimzum

      the question that comes to my mind is: who was drunk enough to impregnate that?

    • Romeo

      I wanna slap the mum in the face.

    • kcco

      How dare they fuck up a hump day dar with that shit.
      Nearly lost my lunch!

    • Red

      Breaking news another Snorlax has been sighted!!

    • Anon

      I honestly can't tell if that is photoshopped but it looks like the woman from the Drew Carey show that used to always fuck with him? Is it just another large woman or is it actually shopped? 😛

      • zgl

        unfortunately real, not shopped. google 'honey boo boo child' or 'go-go juice' and youll prolly get hits.

        • aussie aussie aussie

          You should be ashamed of yourself for knowing that information…. very ashamed

    • Frank M

      Two girls from work mentioned that this new Honey Boo Boo show was their new favorite because it was fucking hilarious. I checked it out & thought it was the seventh seal of the apocalypse!

      It's like Idiocracy without having to be in cryo-sleep for 500 years. Also, I don't know if it's just me but I think the soul of a crazy black woman from a recent Maury episode is trapped in the body of that fat five-year old.

      • knotmee

        congratulations on being the billionth person to mention idiocracy thinking they'd be exempt from the title of "idiot".

    • Ryan

      This is what I think has happened here http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3787584+_0a6e3bd

    • Bangerang

      So you have a group of girls and their moms and you pick the god damn ugliest of both groups??

    • MacNCheesePro

      If it wasn't for Cake Boss, I'd boycott TLC. These people are….I don't know the words, just fuck'em.

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        "*laughs* Childhood Obesity"

        -Peter Griffin

    • Dwide Schrude

      She looks like a thumb.

      • R-Dub

        Joel McHale said it first.

  • I Love Tits


    • Tits McGee

      #40 Too!

      • DarkRonnie

        Jordan Carver?

    • KyleGamgee

      Germany seems pretty awesome.

    • matt

      was für ein schönes Paar. Gott im Himmel…

    • burt reynolds

      Here's hoping germany will invade poland.
      Here's hoping germany will invade pole land
      Here's hoping tits because fap

    • Jorge


    • bigcityreem

      She's smoking. More reason to want to visit Germany.

  • jetrome

    #29 Mo-ah Mystehrius. Like Rahjah Moore.

    • matt

      Lip my stocking

      • AboutGorramTime

        For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

        • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

          Mo-Ah Rike ah Lat Pack, Lat Pack

          • Underbaker

            I love BFM as much as the next guy, but that movie sucked, I want the part of my life back I spent watching it.

  • ChrisDG74

    #9 – Kill it! Kill it with fire!

    • Derp_Free_Zone

      I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • Bath Salty Dog

    Thanks. Now I can leave work early.

    • nate33uc

      #46…how did this not make the 1st page of comments?

  • blue_bronco


    Can the Chivette's include their states so it will be easier to stalk "cough" I mean meet them?

    Love you!

    • FunKiller

      I agree. Plus she is just pure gloriousness….yea, I just made it word.

    • Jason

      City is not spelled s-t-a-t-e.

      • blue_bronco

        Good catch

    • cjuncosa

      Agreed. More relevant for 'Single Chivettes' posts, but helpful here as well.

  • Matt

    #9 I don't want to live here anymore.

    • Jawbone

      There there. Perhaps someone will poison that pig's watering hole, and get the piglet as well!

    • knotmee

      then GTFO.

  • @lackofabetter

    #23 Ich bin Ein Boner!

    • Acesevens

      Germany does have mountains !

      • Underbaker

        She has given me a fondness for Germany that I never had before.

    • chesterdrawers

      I wanna suck 'em…

    • goaheadandhate

      you just said that you're a boner

    • bob

      Go out..find a woman you ugly cunt.

  • dreamweaver

    #3 #35 sometihng about these women make me want to……..

    • FunKiller


      • HatBomb

        At work…

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      …make a better person of yourself so you will will have half a chance?

      • tv_paul

        Volunteer in a homeless shelter…take up sky diving… eat a whole box of Oreos and wonder why your life turn out this way (Okay the last one is mine)

    • cjuncosa

      SHOUT! Throw your hands up and SHOUT!

    • Frank M

      #35. That is one friggin' hot bra!

    • http://cooldudestuff.com/ CoolDudeStuff
    • hpph00

      #35 Her name is Gemma Merna

  • ThatsMyName

    #1 Pedo Bear must never know….

    • Notknowing

      That is one expensive happy meal.

  • Roose1134

    #9 Burn it with fire!

  • LOL "Chivette"

    We get it sweetheart, you need attention from strangers on the internet to validate your low self-worth…. it's ok.

    • zzzzzzzzz

      we get it buddy. you have to make shitty comments on the internet to make yourself feel superior. you go ahead buddy – we understand

      • myself

        we get it zzzzzzzzz. you can't come up with an original retort, so you bogart other people's comments and turn them back on them thinking you're clever- we understand

        • Mr_Taco

          Didn't you just do the same thing?

    • FunKiller

      If that were true, she'd be showing her face too. This is paying homage to possibly the best site on the internet.

    • http://www.facebook.com/nate.woodard.35 Nate Woodard

      Says the guy thats a douche bag to someone hes never met to validate his own low self-worth. It's not Ok to be a dick.

    • http://www.cleverogre.com NoraEj

      Um, I think you are on the wrong site…And #34 nice tan line 🙂

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

        Eek. Nora went from a +73 karma to a -69 karma all because she couldn't resist the first temptation. Are you sure you're a clever ogre?

        Worry not winsome lass, I shall up mod you repeatedly in hopes of rectalfying your situation.

        • http://www.cleverogre.com NoraEj

          I heart you GernBlansten! Yes, yes I did. Just one for the bucket list that can now be crossed off. Besides Punknews.com's commemorators are way more harsh. I live by the KCCO motto 🙂 Cheers

    • sfb101

      Well, I'm a stranger, and I'll give her all the attention she wants!
      She's hot, from behind that is…

    • AnonyMrsFawkes

      These ladies work hard for their bodies. I think that deserves some recognition. Also- why are you here? Clearly you are appreciating these 'attention' lovers just like everyone else. STFU and GTFO.

    • Chief Slapahoe


    • its_forge

      Who the fuck cares about that, look at that adorable little keister.

    • vagabond

      I'm guessing you're a fat/ugly chick who thinks all hot chicks have low self worth. The kind who thinks beauty is on the inside right?

    • hoosierdadvitar

      Things a bitter fat chick would say? did i get it? was that the answer?

    • Hand of Fate

      Do you post that about every Chivette who shows off on here, or did you just feel the need to for this one? in either case it seems a rather unfair judgment and begs the question as to why you are even on this site to begin with.

      My wife has been on here more than a few times (#34 isn't her, though) and it has nothing to do with self-worth. It's participating in a site and community that we all enjoy, its fun to get creative to see what new pictures, poses and themes we and others can come up with, and Hell maybe even a touch of exhibitionist excitement if you really want to go that deep with it. But I think that, really, when pretty girls want to show off and share why even be bothered to psycho analyze and over think it when you can just enjoy it instead?

      Great shots, in my opinion, #34!

      • knotmee

        why is he on a humor site if he doesn't respect women who flash their asses? lol wut?

      • Your Neighbor

        Man, that was gallant. Now I feel all empty inside for wiping my dick on your curtains after fucking your whore wife in the ass.

        • Hand of Fate

          Nonsense. We don't even own curtains…

    • #34

      Thank you, everyone, for sticking up for me and all fellow Chivettes. And please, don't call me sweetheart before you insult me. And no, I don't need it, nor do I have low self worth. I'm just having fun and showing what I have. Kill me for liking when other people compliment me.

      • Hand of Fate

        Let me compliment you again, in that case. I hope you submit more in the future!

      • Patches

        The thing I find funniest about all these chicks posting half naked pics of themselves is that they seem to think that all guys who come to this site are attractive men of their own age… I'd be willing to bet the majority of men who come here are either fat balding middle aged dudes or 13 year old boys. The risk of putting half naked pics on the internet is you have no idea or control over who sees them – the creepy loser from your class, your dad, your brother, your little brother's friends, your boss, the guy at work who you can't stand… any or all of these guys could be jerking off to your photo right now. How classy!

        • Yeah

          You fucking cunt. Why don't you take a look at the Chive Everywhere posts.

      • robinson

        truly breathtaking, people talk too much when they should just be appreciating

  • Cannonball

    Thank You #34

    • Needing a Trollop

      If you dont like it go over to the berry!

      • Cannonball

        Sir, I believe you've replied to the wrong comment. Please refer to the one above. KCCO.

  • Tillman61

    #34 #48 OK, this just isn't fair… but thank you for sharing!

    • sfb101

      My favorites as well. You have great taste!

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      We must listen to Anna!

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