Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/cvineyard Curtis Vineyard

    What a morning it is…

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      What a nite it is. Finnaly comin down off that meth tweak

      • MylesofStyles

        You should really try injecting heroine instead. Way more fun, and totally safe.

  • Bangerang

    #16 #28 the only reason I would consider having more than one wife a blessing is of it were these two.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      I got two rules i dont fuck with squinties and i dont do tagteams with blood relatives

      • Dan

        That's a good rule to have! More Asians for me!

      • Billy

        Wow, you are dumber than we thought.

    • Yeah

      Who is #16?!

      • Painter Mike

        Sabrina Suzuki…google is your friend

        • Irish Chive

          Damn you sir

      • MrTom

        Momoka Nishina

  • RJP

    #22 SHARK WEEK

    • MikeyMate

      This house is a fucking prison!
      On Planet Bullshit!
      In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

  • Schwing

    the body of #28 with the skills of #13. Sold.

    • You

      I dont get it. What skill does it take to hold a poll with a bunch of cupholders on it?

  • demby

    #19 "why can't i hold all these racks?"

    • Kmart

      Probably over $100k right there!

    • Jimmy

      Stupid fuckers will be broke in 5 years.

      • Biggus Diccus

        They'll just steal some more

      • Regulator

        I believe that's 50 Cent and Warren G, don't think they will be going broke anytime soon.

        • One Nut

          Its' fifty and Flloyd "wife beater" Mayweather. Fifty isn't going broke soon, he owns many businesses and owns a share of vitamin water. Mayweather is just a Paciao ducking, wife beating SOB, who very well could go broke.

          • HatBomb

            I highly doubt he'll be going broke, the paychecks for his fights alone are massive. That being said, he is a douche.

            • tBaynes

              The pay checks for all of MC Hammer’s hits were massive too.

    • bass0001

      This is not Awesomeness…..Stop showing these knobs here. They are d-bags and deserve to posted along with the rest of the d-bags

    • blackstuffing

      you can see the imprint of mayweathers dick.

    • not fer me

      …they got Capone for income tax…once DEA passes the case off to Revenue, these fags are done…

  • Tiber_Septim

    #1 I want his job

    • NcouthYouth

      Bitches love getting sprayed

    • tralfaz

      Find the next one in line.

    • NebraskaGuy

      Great name, dude – Skyrim FTW!

      • Martin_Septim

        Oblivion?…

  • up too late

    What am i doing with my life

    • joe shabadoo

      right there with you

  • suck me dry

    as far off as you can suck me

    • JAFitC

      I'm guessing it's less than two inches, judging by your apparent insecurity.

    • tom

      U must be about 15 years old

      • REVOLVER_KAZ

        "It's" probably 37

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #5 I don't get it, why won't anyone hire me?

    • edslerson

      people who have face tattoos are dickheads

    • https://www.facebook.com/illiniloyalty John Knolhoff

      I was thinking the same thing, I wonder what he does for a living? Probably mooches off mom.

    • MylesofStyles

      I'm guessing he's a doctor. If not doctor, then financial adviser for sure.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/NQ6EL.jpg"&gt;
      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Ass Tatt

        Wow Paula….. Y U No Suck?

  • jchenabc

    #1 i say turn the water a little higher …. see what happen …

    • fuetcrr

      shut the fuck up etcrr. stop creating new accounts to sow your shitty comments about.

    • Caleb

      *Turn the water pressure up, see what happens*

  • B Dub

    #10 Friggin cute lil bugger!!!
    #28 I could only hope she's saying "Come at me bro!"

    • Jawbone

      "Come at me bro" is still a relevant and humorous joke!!!

  • TheDrew

    you know it's been a good day when you've been up long enough to see both DMA posted

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      U tweakin too brah? Me too.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #13 Now that's talent

    • FunKiller

      I thought so too. Turns out it's just a stick with a bunch of cup holders on it….I feel betrayed.

  • Casey

    Lost my shit at #2 and #8

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      I never liked star wars. Granted ive only seen ep 1

      • Billy

        Can we please meet so I can punch you in your stupid face.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          get in line.

          • techno_viking

            *Stands in line*

      • morebeer

        The "suck me dry" guy has funnier/more interesting comments than you do

    • Bad Joke Raccoon

      Hope you were on a toilet

  • Voice in the dark

    #30 ………it will be ok

    • chesterdrawers

      #30 How did this not say "don't speak"? Genius…

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      I saw this and immediate heard in my head:

      "Don't stink, I know that you are smelly"

  • Colt Shackleford

    #7 How do you start this awesome situation?
    Other than antibiotics,did he jump down up stream and just rock out?
    Did somebody toss his a rope?

    • Captain Slappy

      Did he tie a rope at the top and then walk down the path at the side where the two other guys are standing – like a normal human fuckin' being? Who knows?

    • Frank

      Jesus Colt, were you born retarded or did that just happen?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Haha his names colt thats prettty loose

    • Jimmy

      Bunch of students at Otago University in New Zealand do it for kicks when the river through the campus floods.

      • Sweet Doogs

        I knew this was Dunedin

    • Jerky

      OMGosh, how did he take that picture of himself?!?!?!

    • NZ Chiver

      Yeyah Dunedin makes theChive! looks like a good way to procastinate, other than scrolling the DAR

      • Jawbone

        Is "pocastinate" some weird word that fucking idiots like you use?

    • Henry

      Finally some other Dunedin Chivers doing awesome stuff

  • Eric

    #28 never gets old

  • Alex

    #27 that is the funniest shit ever!!! The look on his face is priceless!
    #28 ohhhh so hot!!!

    • Joe Dirt

      Hot before she got all plastic-ed up. Now she looks like barbie, the one with facial flaws and issues.

    • FarmBoy

      #27 I laugh every time he's seems to be saying "ohhh"

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Hey! Hey! Hey!!!
        —-gasps
        ….ohhhhhhh

      • i<3NY

        im crying bc of this

        hey hey hey … uhhhh

      • chbeers

        It looked like he knocked him retarded. his arm curled up all crazy

      • Byron_Black

        No wonder the Yankees are the team to beat 😀

    • https://www.facebook.com/raymajszak Raymond Majszak

      They were playing the Tigers, saw it live, it was uh-mazing

      • Patches

        I saw it before it was live. You probably hadn't heard of it yet.

  • Chester

    I like big saggy breasts that can clap together

  • stinger

    #24 Adult in bee suit ,child is not.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Who cares about the man and girl! The shed's screen door is off its hinges!

      Madness!

      • Surrendermonkey

        Bee are at their most docile when they are swarming, which they are in that photo. The man is being a pussy with the bee suit.

        • tralfaz

          Thank you Dwight Schrute.

  • Jay

    #22 "Ready to fall, ready to catch"……

    • SecurityRisk

      Trust Fall, good job Sir.

  • Le Derp

    #1 Velociraptor Mode: Engaged

    • Wrapter

      Clever girl.

  • Joe

    #19 Nigz gunna nig

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      I feel like thats mj and rodman. Anyone know? The blue stuffs got me all twisted

      • edslerson

        well one looks like 50 cent and the other looks like dollar and a nickel and they both look like they need a punch in the dick

        • Omega Supreme

          Floyd mayweather

          • Tyson

            He needs a punch in the dick too

            • JT Money

              That's not 50 cent?

        • JESSE

          Don't be jealous. This is awesome.

  • T slo

    #22

    Air jaws is awesome

  • Elfantom

    #1 One day I will be a tits washer too.

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