Mind is officially blown (36 Photos)

  • cheeksquadmonopoly

    #36 blowin my mind and my balls

    • chesterdrawers

      She's doing an impression of what she did the first time she saw my wiener…

    • Moo

      That's Marbles jenna, she has a youtube channel

    • Xlgmedium

      This is Jenna Marbles

      • randall

        Yea, she has a youtube channel

  • misschris

    #19 Jenga master!

    • Verbal_Kint

      Pretty sure I'd lose that game on my first move..

  • Secretly hate my job

    #5 is just witchcraft. It's not really mind blowing.

    • AssClown

      1 – Remove the big bottle's label.
      2 – Cut it in half width wise (under label).
      3 – Put small one inside.
      4 – You know the rest of the steps.
      5 – Profit?!?!?!

      That's my guess.

      • https://www.facebook.com/joshua.d.lyons Josh Lyons

        That's what I thought… But I can't see an incision in the 'from the top' view. There's no bottom view though. Maybe two slices along the bottom (X), and push the small bottle up through the bottom?

        • Hara

          It's doable with some skill, small tools, and a good epoxy. Not dissing it… It's cool!

  • Woop

    #36 who is she?

    • driftwoodprose

      Jenna Marbles, check YouTube.

      • morebeer

        Mute button, engage!

        • JESSE

          She's not great without makeup. Extremely not great

    • Jimmy

      Tits McGee?

    • oh hai

      Jenna Marbles she does weekly videos on the youtubes

    • Rick

      That's JennaMarbles

    • Jdawg

      Jenna Marbles….so hot

      • silky

        If you're into brainless idiots, yes she's hot.

        • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

          i'm pretty sure she graduated from boston university.

          • Ken

            Then Silky is still correct…

        • Mr_Taco

          To be fair though, that brainless idiot has a master's degree and makes a killing off those ridiculous youtube videos, which is more than I can say for myself.

    • InsertWittyNameHere

      Jenna Marbles

    • Buddha-22

      Jenna Marbles

    • nick

      Jenna Marbles

    • Katie

      Jenna Mourey aka Jenna Marbles. She’s not just gorgeous, she’s also hilarious! Jennamarblesblog.com … The queen of YouTube if you ask me.

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        nana mouskouri?

    • Guest

      That's Jenna Marbles. She has a really funny Youtube Channel

    • http://twitter.com/Stratedgar @Stratedgar

      Jenna Marbles, search for her in youtube

    • whoa

      wait, who is that again?

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        Some Jenna chick. I think she lost her marbles or something.

    • assman

      she's hot, but her youtube persona feels too forced, you can tell she doesn't talk like that except on youtube and she doesn't need to be fake like that, shes hot which gets them to check it out and her messages are entertaining enough that they don't require the forced fake attitude and excessive language. BOOBS

      • youragay


      • https://www.facebook.com/vincekristin.aleman Vince-Kristin Aleman

        I don't see how people think she forces it ??? really? Why? What makes you think so? If she's funny then what does it matter anyways? I love the foul mouth, I have a dirty mouth and its not forced out of me, its all natural! Don't tell me my favorite thing about her is fake!

        • silky

          She is all fake, and annoying and dumb as fuck

    • North

      I think her name is Jenna Marbles and she might have a channel on YouTube?

    • NOOT

      Menna Jarbles.

    • GeeGonkey!

      Is that Jenna Marbles?

    • John

      Who is that?

      • thedude325

        Celine Dion I believe.

    • Alan

      They took our jobs

    • hardo

      she used to be a writer on barstoolsports.com before el pres fired her.

    • derhenning

      Jenna Marbles she has a youtube channel (new videos every wednesday). This is from her last vid about how men don't understand sportsbras and bras in general. very… enlightening.

    • silky

      I don't know if anyone has said it, but I think her name is Jenna Marbles.

    • Arcona

      why y'all thumbing him down for just asking a question?

    • C. Whitty

      I can't stand her. She knows she's hot but she thinks she's funny. So conflicted inside…

    • Mike

      Jenna Marbles

  • ZoxyMusic

    #36 Yummy

    • notanuptowngirl

      jenna marbles, which rock have you been under. she is hilarious!!!! google her.

      • Arcona

        Wut? he didnt even ask, asshole.

        • notanuptowngirl

          i meant to reply to the one above. my laptop's being screwy!!! didn't mean to be an asshole. 😦

    • silky

      If Braindead chicks are yummy, then yes she is yummy

      • Mike

        Brain dead chick has a Masters degree from Boston University. Just sayin' 😉

      • blaa

        How exactly is she braindead? Have you seen all of her videos?

      • US and A

        She is doing youtube videos, so I think her brain is still alive. Unless she is broadcasting from the past then yes she probably is dead.

      • Suz129

        Silky, this is the third time you've called her dumb in the same thread. Did this chick dump you in high school or what?

  • themindrunnethover

    #6 and #13 woah.

  • Hrdwood

    #9 Happened to me once driving to Vegas… radiation's a nasty thing.

    • sfb101

      He shouldn't have stopped in cat country…

  • https://www.facebook.com/jacksysco Scott Roberts

    #3 This tech is going to be awesome!!

    • Kodos

      looks like Dillinger's desktop in the original 'Tron'….

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      So when does 'voice control' happen then?

      • Underbaker

        It's already been here for awhile, If you are running windows go to control panel and look for "Speech Recognition" It will take you through a tutorial. Also is this really much different then the touch screen on an IPad?

      • Mr_Taco

        double tap fn key anywhere you can type on osx ML, enjoy.

    • https://www.facebook.com/joshua.d.lyons Josh Lyons

      Awesome, so long as it's wireless. But I don't see a battery… Either way, I want this!

    • MarauderV8

      Oh great, another thing to get covered in fingerprints and cause brain aneurysms to OCD people like me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/javier.negron.549 Javier Negron

      Actually more inconvenient than anything considering you will practically have to look at the keyboard to type almost everything!

  • Canucks_Rule

    #36 – oh jenna.

  • IrishInNJ

    Wife is about to pop any day. we actually looked into getting #4. Has cell phone charger etc. $$$$!

    • nathan

      what happens if you accidentally press that button while the baby is inside??

      • Wisti

        I thought that was the point….baby cries, instant muffler :]

  • Reginald

    This was right on the money.

    • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

      You mean right on the money shot.

    • Math hurts

      5*50+1762=2012 – the year you were born = your age…. not mind blowing

      • NothingToSeeHere

        STFU, Mckayla

      • Jackson

        Exactly. Too many dumbasses that can't understand a simple formula. I guess that shows how smart the average Chiver is.

        • jacksonhasasmallcock

          jackson youre a faggot. if were so fuckin stupid then get the fuck off the site…. dickhead

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            you're not helping our case.

            • ellismate

              using the right you're is helping your case

            • Trav

              Thank you Mcbeastie, I now have milk in my nose.

          • Jackson

            You just got trolled bitch!

      • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

        ahh so you're saying the number of day's I fap is directly in line with how old I am. I read ya. I read ya loud and clear . 😛

      • MikeOverHere

        Guess what, bitch. In the end, I only got a two digit number. Why? Because I am not a wanker like you.

    • herro

      steps 1-4 dont matter. multiplying by 2 makes it an even number and adding 5 makes it an odd number. multiplying by 50 makes the last two digits of whatever number you have now to be 50. 1761/1762 + xx50 is the only interesting part, since it makes a number with last 3 digits being x11 where x is 1, 2, 3, etc.

    • http://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea


      • Bubba

        Oh man, my math prof is going to lick his own balls over this comment

    • eggnog

      It's obviously a trick because the only possible answer to #1 is 7 and the rest is just regular math.

      • duh

        wrong. not everyone jerks off everyday…

        • Underbaker

          I only fapped 6 and a half days last week, said I was 50 years older then I really was.

        • Aaron

          Yeah, some of us do it twice a day

    • I<3chive

      What does FAP mean?

      • Sophia

        FAP stands for Familial Action Process – it's basically the physical result of what happens when you think of your mom.

    • AnotherDumbChiver

      Hmmm, something most of us have seen before in some form or another, but we still find entertaining. Why? Because someone didn't sh*t in our Cheerios this morning.

      Then again, maybe I should complain that the Chive didn't "literally" blow my mind. javascript:insertSmileyReply("o.0");

    • Wayne

      I just realised there was text on this picture…

  • https://www.facebook.com/nick.clark7 Nick Clark

    #33 Mind officially blown

    • Jak

      If you add 1062 or 1061 instead of 1762 or 1761, you would have your exact age

      • Jim

        Only if you fap everyday.
        So yes.

        • The Fapper

          I got a 4 figure number at the end – I think I must FAP too much

  • soups818

    #33 Seriously WTF!?!?! It worked

    • FLA

      What a surprise.

  • Nick911

    #33 …………………………………how'd ya do that?

    • Reginald

      Can't explain the number magic but somehow before you subtract your birth year, it comes up with a number that either ends in 12 or 11. It's 2012 so if you subtract your year, you'll get your age.

    • chesterdrawers

      They call it math…

    • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

      the last 3 digits – first digit is how many times you fap

      • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

        in otherwords the amount u fap is put into the hundredths place.

        • this guy

          i just fapped to your pictures on the twitter

          • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

            you may get 4 digits at the end like ^ this guy

            • Tangleroot

              I second that fap.

        • Oggy

          Smart and gorgeous. I'm not going to fap to your Twitter pic out of pure respect. 😉

  • Jdawg

    #36 Jenna Marbles ftw

  • supersport

    #36 She is uber annoying

    • Caity

      So are people that say 'uber.'

      • lco21

        agreed to both.

      • silky

        So all Germans, Austrians and most Swiss people are annoying?

    • Dave

      Know how I know you're gay?

      • Jackson

        Because he fucked you in the ass last night.

    • Huff

      she may be kinda annoying but I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eatin crackers

      • silky

        u better watch out cuz she's so braindead that she will probably choke on those crackers

        • silky

          then you're stuck getting rid of a dead hooker

          • robinson

            you people are giving me diabetes

        • Suz129


  • jimctu

    #5 yo dawg I heard you like coke, so we put a coke in your coke.<img src="http://www.maploco.com/vmap/p/3996101.png&quot; width="1" height="1"/><img src="http://rj.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/ff0000/50/0/9do6egcg8eu.png&quot; width="1" height="1"/>

    • Jawbone

      God, just fucking die.

    • thedude325

      …so you can drink coke while your drinking your coke!

  • Reginald

    Their invisible helmets look wonderful.

  • 29er

    #33 How does this work?! It got my age!!!!

    • KyleGamgee

      It's just math. You told it your age in step #6.

      It told you your age back, that's all. The "number of days" you put is irrelevant. The math moves this number to the 'hundreds column'.

  • Dazed

    #33 how the hell?

  • Matt

    #25 I'm sorry but if you didn't know that until now you're an idiot

    • kigero

      Or a grown adult who knows nothing about pokemon

      • Thomas

        or just a nerd.

    • Jeff

      I never paid enough attention to the correlation of city names.

    • Antonio

      Sure. As though many people are aware that pewter and cinnabar can also be used as colors. Or what celadon even is.

    • John frm Ft Wrth TX

      Sorry bud, instead of knowing this I was off doing better things, like losing my virginity…

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      excuse me sir, I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, and that sir, is an idiot.

  • AllanA

    #33 Well damn!!

  • http://twitter.com/JulyettaPCrosby @JulyettaPCrosby

    #7 his face just says it all!

  • Tuttified

    #33 Had to use a calculator….. not a good thing.

    • what?

      Confused.. I was supposed to only get a 3 digit number?

      • Aaron

        How many times do you FAP!!! lol, its just math

      • guy


  • heathclif

    #36 I had no idea Jenna Marbles tits were this amazing. Mind = Blown. Want to dip my wick in her wax pit.

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