WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how the ……. wow, mind blown!

what does fap mean?

what is this black magic..? how did it know how much i do that.

First thing I did after reading this is write a formula.
A=(n*2+5)*50+1762-b if your birthday has already happened, -1 if it hasn't
n=days fapped
b=birth year
It simplifies into A=100n+2012-b
In other words, a multiple of 100 + current year – year of birth. As you only read the the last two digits, the multiple of 100 doesn't change the outcome.
Smart play on simple math.

TL;DR 2+2=4, I'm a nerd

I ended up with a 4 digit number. I may fap to much…. still worked

WHAT IS FAP????!!!!

no matter wat # you put it it will b correct, just a differant multiple of 100