Totally not shopped (36 Photos)

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  • misschris

    #4 Does solve the whole "my eyes are up here" issue..

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      Yeah, but groping around in the dark could result in blindness or a handful of snot…

    • Underbaker

      Now I remember the color of her eyes.

    • KayakAggie

      Hey! They were staring at me first!

    • Notmyname

      I think this set me back sexually about 20 years.

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      Motorboating would be a little harder to do

    • http://www.fun2video.com Very Funny Pictures

      AS the eyes are here now what is there on original eyes place ?

      • Dalshepsur

        Inch long nipples with big puffy areola. And a sternum where the nose should be.

    • hamtime

      The alternative to "forehead tittaes" (google, it's funny)

    • Katie

      The hills have eyes?

  • http://twitter.com/Sjd99 @Sjd99

    #26
    You're gonna need a bigger boat

    • Katie

      Megalodon!

  • Jim

    #21 the perfect storm

    • reloop2st

      sheena parveen

      • solo

        love her

      • bigcityreem

        She has to be one of the hottest meteorologists on the planet. She can tell me my forecast any day of the week.

      • Phillyjon

        One of the many reasons I love living in Philly.

        • steve

          i miss her, she used to be here on FOX in Tampa

        • reloop2st

          amen brother

    • LP0716

      There's a storm in my pants.

  • Dan

    #3 would be freaken awesome!

    • thedude325

      Or fucking terrifying.

    • Katie

      I'm going to have to disagree

  • Alfred

    Seems legit

  • axonik

    #18 IronBat. Where is your god now?!

    • Morgan Freeman

      i am god. coincidentally, i am also lucius fox.

    • DarkRonnie

      I wish i could see what this could do !

    • colombianchiver

      Baironman

  • Frosterson

    #31

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    OH DEAR GOD NO

    • crazydog

      that is disturbing as hell!!

    • oh girl

      kill it with fire! jk. just bake at 425°F.

      • JHL1

        I think it was baked at 420°F

    • OhioChiver

      Well I was going to bake chicken for dinner but now….leaning towards meatloaf after that. 😐

  • Littlet

    #16 why did i laugh so much at this one

  • IrishInNJ

    I bet #6 isn't actually shopped. Just a good jump and timing.

    • Jackson

      That's what I was thinking. If people think the guy is too high in the air, he could easily be doing the jump from the top of one of those grassy mounds.

      • John

        your mom is a grassy mound

        • ...

          Awesome.

      • RickS

        Those mounds are actually hills a few kms. away.

    • thedude325

      Actually it's just magic.

    • Shane

      IrishInNJ is right. This is at a viewpoint place in the Phillipines. They have a little photo stand where people do this.

  • Da_Boz

    #2 Might feel ok…

    • NOOT

      Chicks would enjoy that.

      • grebcha

        Japanese would enjoy that more.

    • Brad

      Imagine getting head from that .. lol

  • Pat

    #21 Sheena Parveen is so hot!

  • Trixi

    #25 is going to give me nightmares.

    • manilovefilmsdylan

      Being Bruce Jenner.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      unshopped it still gives me nightmares

    • Bobby Falcon

      Come on Chive. Lift your game. I come here looking for photoshopped pictures and I get a perfect picture of the Kardashians. Never coming here again.

  • SaltyGary

    Was #27 really needed?

    • Dustin

      I watched it more times than I should have…

    • Taco_Depot

      I am offended by this question.

  • Jack

    #4 I have the weirdest boner right now …

  • electric boogalo

    #27 lost my shit – black coffee out the nose

    • electric boogalo

      oops, sorry

    • >_<

      hahaa Ultimate Feet Conalingus

      • DaddyD

        Pedalingus

    • Taco_Depot

      heard ya the first time.

  • Jammer

    #21 Oh how I love Sheena. She makes the weather seem so interesting!!!!!

  • REVOLVER_KAZ

    #5 is the greatest
    #29 wish this were real

  • tv_paul

    #21 Titty Twisters?

    • Deeveeus

      hahahahaha, that comment was funnier than the post. Well done sir!

    • Taco_Depot

      you've won the internet

    • foul83

      Yeah, that was good, bruh.

  • Will

    #14 I believe it.

  • tv_paul

    #17 Micky's must be going camping cause he's pitching a tent.

  • Face

    #25, still fapped to kims cleaveage

  • hhmm

    #34 am I missing something? whats been photoshopped?

    • manilovefilmsdylan

      Probably the dude in the sombrero behind them.

    • Antonio

      Yes, Captain sombrero. If you notice, he doesn't have a shadow like everyone else does.

      • Underbaker

        Missed the shadow thing, but it is perfectly natural to have a Mariachi walking around Six Flags Fiesta Texas in San Antonio.

  • TheIrishFascist

    An improvement in my opinion. #25

    http://thechive.com/2012/08/15/totally-not-shoppe

    • Craigery

      So you're telling us you think Bruce Jenner is attractive? That's how we know you're gay.

  • Lunch_Box

    #4, If her eyes are where her nipples should be, does that mean her nipples are where her eyes should be?

    • foul83

      Who tha fuck nose?

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamboredatwork MasterDrank

    #30

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