Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Mike

    I try and clean up after my 3 & 1-year old as much as possible when we eat out. I'm not getting on my hands and knees for you though. Parents who can't get out of the house on occasion and take there kids places (like out to eat) will go crazy and raise dysfunctional kids. I hope you don't repro"douche."

    • LuvsHorror

      Kids don't have to be pigs. Hate to see what your house looks like.

  • svp

    another awesome post! thanks chive

  • Kerny306

    You making my morning poop extra enjoyable chive!

  • Bobby Hudson

    #13 Wow that guy has a huge multi-purpose penis!

  • mike

    # 30

    fucking great!!

  • Technician

    #30 I can't say that I didn't laugh… so thanks for that..

  • The Machine

    #17 quit whining get a broom and sweep that shit up, that's why you get paid

  • dave

    #23…need to know how high that is!

  • Hrdwood

    #30 Yeah, he can laugh in the moment, but then he realized he ain't getting laid for a while…

  • Average John

    #5 Now that's funny!!
    #9 Greatest photo bomb ever!! Oh, and "find her" on the left……

  • RTR

    #17 It IS your job….however those parents fed their kids Chipotle so you'll get the last laugh as the kids end up with explosive diarrhea later today! Be thankful you're only cleaning up a messy table and floor.

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  • Adriana

    what Melvin explained I am amazed that some people able to earn $4517 in 4 weeks on the computer. did you read this webpage (Click on menu Home more information) http://goo.gl/IuSU2

    • Yeah

      Fuck you cunt.

  • PWC

    You work at a fucking restaurant bitch! now do your fucking job and clean that up and quit bitching about it. Kida make messes, now shut the fuck up and sweep the floor

  • TheSimonizer

    #17 seems like the most uncomfortable chair ever…..maybe you deserved it.

  • I-NeeD-$$

    #23 And now your dead. #30 Looks like something I would do, then be sleeping on the couch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rae.hamrah Rae Hamrah

    I am sorry but I would always and still do Clean up stack and cluster my plates and dishes when i eat out, and when i daughter was and infant I would go out of my way to clean that shit up. people who leave things like that are pigs, their house looks the same. ugh pet peeve. the minimum wage teen/ hard working joe should not have to climb under the table their job sucks enough.

    • pa'ver

      Get a better job then (not you – the person complaining). I do also try to stack everything and clean up thet table and anything large on the floor. However I will not be crawling around on the floor picking everything up. That is what you get paid to do and also have the TOOLS to do at your disposal. Also I built my home in 2009, it is brand new and spotless. So I am not a pig nor is my house the same way.

      • Stick

        Because it's as easy as just getting another job, dipshit.
        It's hard enough getting that minimum wage job in the first place.

    • LuvsHorror

      I agree Rae. Whatever happened to common curtesy? How can anyone think this is okay?

  • Elitemember

    #9 please find this gorgeous goddess on the left

  • Anonymous

    #17. That’s why we take them out to eat.

  • M4jestic

    #30 proper troll

  • Trent

    You guys need to cite Reddit.com cause this shit Is a day late and a buck short.

  • Coincidence

    #12 How can they come out after 10?


    #29 More Brie please

  • http://facebook.com/travisbartella misanthropetb

    #16 = so much want

  • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

    #17 They pay somebody to clean that up. By leaving the mess you're giving somebody a job. Stimulating the economy ROCKS!!!

    • det.junior

      They also pay people to clean restrooms….should your kid shit on the floor?

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