I do what I want (21 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

  • CanadianChivette

    #4 you look like you know how to party. We would get along well!

    • Effing Shane

      I'll buy the first round!!!! You just gotta make it to rhode island!!!! -Shane

    • Jawbone

      Yeah, I bet you pile on all the guys with their asses exposed.

      • Effing Shane

        That's my ass. Put your tissue box down jawbone.

  • IrishInNJ

    #2 He must be crazy.

    • Jamie

      That' guy must be crazy. Kiting in a non-kiting area? Who would have thunk it?


    • OhioChiver

      Who knew Ben Franklin was one of the earliest Chivers….gotta love history..;)

  • Tee

    Be the first one? Second, because I do what I want.

  • Ken

    I had several people look in my office as to why I am laughing so loud! #4

    • Deep Dish

      That guy's got it all figured out.

  • Michael

    #8 Zero fucks were given

  • shawn

    #16 THAT ISN’T HOW YOU EAT IT!! agghhhh!

  • Med

    Well played

  • Ethix_

    #4 People get so weirded out when I do this whilst inebriated. I wonder why.

    • thor mannion

      cuz u don't wipe

  • tv_paul

    #17 ZOINKS!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

    #4 Yup, been that drunk.

  • beef

    #8 I never want to go here

    • Art

      Ironically they all got motorcycles so they can zip around and in between cars during rush hour.


    #21 Amen brother

  • KyIntense

    #18 more balls than me sir

  • https://www.facebook.com/dxtrpdx Chad Dexter

    I can dispell #7 he's not really doing what he wants. That picture is on a MAX train in portland Oregon and that sign is meant to stop people from sitting on the stairs. Which I do and will have to take a real picture of doing what you want. He was actually doing what he was supposed to

    • dawgbone

      You're just a bad motherfucker aren't you?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      If he wasn't meant to sit there, why the Flying Donald Duck is there a seat there?

    • The Dark Knight

      Cool story bro

    • Dick Bearcat

      So he is doing what he is supposed too, on a post about doing what you want…. Still rebellion.

  • Spelling Police

    Huh? English must not be your first language.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I hear that's quite common.

      • Yeah

        How is that "quite common?". It's the second most spoken language in the world.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          You don't think it's quite common for English NOT to be someone's first language?

          Hang on, I'll ask the 5 billion people who live to the east of me what they think…..

  • Hrdwood

    #4 Did this once… not in a bathroom… subway platform.

    • Jawbone

      At Niagra Falls? With your girlfriend? Sure you did, tough guy.

  • Pv20Panther06

    #17 I worked there… random

    • Craigery

      Are you Spence from King of Queens?

      • Chris

        No, haha…

  • misschris

    #6 Not only does he do what he wants, he does awesomely

  • Effing Shane

    #4 I finally made the chive!!!!! I knew keeping calm would pay off. Anytime your in RI let's grab a drink!!! I call this move "the little boy" – rooney out!!!

    • Jawbone

      You make a thing of going into public restrooms and showing your bare ass? Don't worry, pumpkin, one day your prince will come. Probably on or in you.

  • Craigery

    #2 And it looks like he let out about six feet of string. What a rebel!

  • Craigery

    #7 Do I really need to point out that the sign is referring to the steps at the exit, not the seat?

    • Med

      I was wondering if the joke here was the tank top dude was wearing???

      • guest

        LOL!!! seriously!! dude…..dont wear a tank top unless you can WEAR a tank top…..that shit is just hanging there on that skinny ass coat hanger you call shoulders.

  • Kcruz09

    #17 WILFRED?

  • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

    #6, I can't even stand on one of these chairs whilst it's on the ground!

    • jasgat66

      Gave you a thumbs up for merely incorporating the word "whilst" in your post…

  • jcdevelopment

    #4 Kindergarten pee!!

  • clyde

    #15 that's just the windows installer disc he didn't install it what a fake.

    • JHL1

      Window 7 runs pretty good on a mac. That's what I mostly use at home, except for my mac-mini connected to my tv that I watch all my TV and movies on. It's a pity apple's OS has been going down hill for the last 3 revisions, but at least you can resize a window properly now.

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